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Q: Does Shane Gillis have a speech impediment? A: No, it's just that he's from Pennsylvania.

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Q: Why does every country song sound exactly the same? A: Aggressive inbreeding leads to a lack of originality, creativity and diversity.

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Q: Why is it that the idiots with the most bullshit jobs always take their jobs, and themselves, so seriously? A: It's how they justify their existence.

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Q: Why did SVB collapse? A: Je ... [ system overhaul ] ... it had absolutely NOTHING to do with money grubbing, cousin humping, low-key pedo Jews.

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Q: What does a total loser have to do to have Brogan as a *friend* and, more importantly, a secret financier? A: Pretend to be an eccentric, new-age hippie who cares about the exact same horse shit.

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Q: Is there anything cringier than a dim, ugly reject trying to be unique and provocative? A: ... [ searching database ] ... > one instance found: > bro jogan trying to be a comic

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Q: Who gives a flying fuck about some dorky third-rate youtuber? A: Bro Jogan and...no one else.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, how retarded is this moron? A: ...[ recalibrating scale ]... > new scale: 1 to 1000000000 > retardation level: 999999999.99

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Q: Do all grifters talk about the same stuff? A: No, only amateur grifters do.

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Q: Is Tony Homocliffe an actual weasel? A: No, he is most certainly reptilian.

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Q: What is a fucktard? A: Chris DiMarioDiBelucciDiCorleone

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Q: So who's the real jew? A: Shane [ closet trumptard ] is not, Mark [ closet homo ] wants to be, Ari [ closet pedo ] tries to be, but Brogan [ closet cuck ] is the real *JEW*

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Q: Is it at all possible to be any more of a weaselly pseudo-intellectual than Jordan Retardson? A: Eric Weinerbergerstein.

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Q: Why am I not laughing? A: Even though in 2023, due to poltical divides, such a creature is considered a comedian, its true identity is that of, to put it mildly, a fucking retard.

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Q: What is the difference between a professional sniper and a psychopath? A: None found.

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> Gosling playing the lead role... >> rename movie to The Gay Man

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Q: When you're ugly, unfunny, uninteresting and unemployable, all that remains...? A: Is to grift for the right.

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Q: Aside from the intolerable voice and presence, is there anything notable about this poor excuse of a journalist? A: In his spare time he masturbates to images/videos of Vladimir Putin, Alex Jones, Glenn Greenwald and Elon Musk.

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...[ assimilate new episode ]... > preliminary evaluation: >> idiots come in all shapes, colors and sizes

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Q: Does MMA ever compensate for a tiny penis? A: Thorough analysis of the entire history of mankind has provided not a single instance of such compensation.

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