Q: Why does he call himself the Python Cowboy? A: He is trying. Trying so very hard. To get a woman, any woman, to look at him. Just once.
Q: Why does he call himself the Python Cowboy? A: He is trying. Trying so very hard. To get a woman, any woman, to look at him. Just once.
Q: What will happen once this lard ass fag finally asks Brogan out? A: No biggie, Brogan has surely sucked his dick by now, while repeatedly uttering the words "no homo".
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Q: Who is this sewer rat? A: Living proof that in 2023 a shit load of tattoos will more than compensate for the sheer lack of talent, intelligence, charisma, and believe it or not, coherence.
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Q: Why are ALL of Brogan's closest friends absolute fucking retards/rejects? A: Makes him feel superior.
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Q: What kind of fucking loser works for Steven (closet homo/trans) Crowder? A: Apparently Brogan's oldest and best friend.
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Q: What happens when you put a slimy middle eastern refugee in a (slimier) suit? A: He becomes an American capitalist and a die- hard Republicuck.
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Q: Brogan doesn't say much on this episode, does he? A: No, he is doing his utmost not to shit his pants.
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Q: Why is Brogan trying so hard to make country music relevant? A: His favorite movie is John Wick. Enough said.
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Q: How can a man so ugly, so fat, so creepy, so dull, be so goddamn pompous? A: Funny isn't it? Well there you go, it's comedy!
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Q: What do you do when you can't get human pussy and need to venture out into the animal kingdom? A: Become a "conservationist".
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Q: So this slimy, disingenuous greaseball is Lebanese, what's to know? A: Only that every negative stereotype that exists about jews is actually true about the Lebanese.
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Q: Was this a podcast or an audition? A: More like an audition, the talentless creep was trying his level best to come off as cool and interesting, and not a sleazy slimeball with a learning disability.
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Q: What do you do when you run out of quality guests? A: Sit down with an irrelevant, egg headed dweeb who has all the charm of a serial killer.
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Q: Why is Brogan having this clown on so frequently now? A: Because this gutless, spineless leech has turned into the quintessential Brogan fanboy who agrees with every single goddamn thing right-wing, republi-cuck Bro Jogan says.
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Q: Is there anything in existence that is larger than the infinite, multidimensional and ever- expanding universe? A: Human ego ( "we don't have all the answers you say, then there's a god and we're all his oh so special dick riders I say" ).
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Q: Being a deadpan comic is one thing but with a face like a frying pan? A: You're not as funny as you think you are.
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Q: Does any of the innumerable longevity protocols that Brogan and his "friends" constantly and shamelessly peddle actually work? A: "...bitch you must be outside yo mind..."
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Q: Why is Brogan trying so hard to elevate this monkey (that isn't even a very good fighter) and what is the funniest thing about white trash "people"? A: He knows his audience, and the funniest thing about them is that their hatred for "complainers" is only surpassed by the level of complaining they themselves do, about everything, everyday, every living moment.
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Q: What is Jiu-Jitsu? A: It's essentially the technique, if you can call it that, for one man to spoon with and fondle another man without having to admit that either of them is gay.
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Q: What is the first question Brogan will ask God if/when he meets him? A: God, did you hear about the incredible Bud Light controversy?
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