Good times in Austin, Texas with Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz and Redban

They're retarded right? You didn't say that. They like that word. He said the R word. Is that a bad word though? Hey. That's like calling someone a dick. I like this song a lot. I hate this song. Really? You don't like this? This is really spoon from right here. I don't like this. Let's welcome to the show the great Joe Rogan. Pollack J'Boy. He is at Cap City Comedy Club starting tonight. Hey everybody. What happened in California with the pot? I thought it was going to happen. Retards and old people. That's what happened. You're working for retards. That's what's going on. Thank you. No you won't. Did we have to dump that? Yeah. See what just happened? See how awesome that is? Did I say the R word? Been banned in the market. About a month ago. They banned the R word. About a month ago. Can you say tarred? Can I say this? Can you say tarred? You did. That's Joe Rogan. I'll let that play. Joe Rogan said that. I didn't say it at the show. This guy is worth it today my brother. This is Joe Rogan. You guys did anybody see Joey Diaz on the Alex Jones show yesterday? That was seriously Joe. That was a lot of fun. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. You guys did anybody see Joey Diaz on the Alex Jones show yesterday? Seriously Joe, I'm going to skip this last network break here. We're going to skip the break. I saw a humbling thing yesterday. That's the funniest thing I ever saw in my fucking life. Hey good to see you. Absolutely. Always a pleasure. Make sure the delay is on in there. You started talking about smuggling wheat under his balls in the air force. I had it in the baggie and I put it under my left nut. No. We're not telling this story. Yes no. Yes the freedom is free. I'm full Obama right now. This is real corruption. This is not a control. No this is not. You're out of order. Little X is out of order. There's no fucking joints out of order. He is worse. Hold on. He is worse. They're getting gravel. That's right. Much worse than any gravel. Don't bring, I love him, but don't bring this monster in here. It's like a crazy friend flinched out. So your viewers know. No. We're looking for the truth on this show. This is about the truth. I got that and I had baggy clothes. I got that and I had baggy clothes on. And I had a belt on. They said because you have baggy clothes on they didn't know I lost all your weight pounds. They said we're going to put you through the X-ray machine. I'm standing there sweating bullets with this baggie under my fucking leg. Oh that's enough. Because my left nut's bigger than the right nut because I'm a righty. Stop. People don't know that. I thought I had cancer for a couple weeks. You know the opposite hand is like shaking and everything. Listen to me. So I'm standing with my legs open with this weed stinking. You're like Rodney Ganger. Listen stop like a fucking Rodney. I had this weed that was stinking up a storm not to mention my balls. I'm sweating now because I'm over in jail today. I lost all the guy that was in the police. He's clear. And he shook my hand and I'm like my taxpayers are hard at work. No I know. I'm jealous of them. Go fuck yourself you cops. Hold on. Hold on one second. Take a show. Joey Diaz. Facebook. Twitter. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Big dick's in your ass. Oh okay that's enough. You'll say what the fuck you think you're doing. This is my deal. I'm the on-power fire. Stay black because that's the most important. Okay okay. Hey Joe. The show's over while we even talk today. Check yourself before you wreck yourself. Big dick's in your ass. It's bad for your health. Stay black. That's the most important thing. Stay black. Stay black. Stay black. She liked me to pee inside of her. I think why? She said she said it feels like a company times a thousand. I was like really? She said it feels like you were molested. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. He did. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Let's go on. Go away tonight. No regrets. Just love. We did. Until we died. You and I. We'll be young forever. You made me feel like I'm living up. Eight, nine, three. The way you turn me up. I can't sleep forever. One more week I'll be giving back. You understand me? Powerful weekend. Joe Gee's is the funniest man on the planet. Ha ha ha. One, two, three, four, five, break.