Joe Rogans - Thoughts On The Pyramids.

Let me throw my theory out and it's just a theory. I don't really believe it but I like thinking about it. What if UFOs looked like those pyramids and fucking UFOs landed for a little while and gave them all their advanced technology and gave them all the crazy shit and then flew off. He's just going deep in the what if drawer. Yeah, this is deep in the what if drawer. This is way underneath a lot of other what ifs. But like so if you think about it those fucking pyramids kind of look like they could be spaceships like whenever I think of spaceships I think why wouldn't it look like a pyramid it could be a pyramid. So maybe it's maybe fucking they were visited by advanced intelligence that looked like those pyramids. It's still still the problem with the pyramids is not that the problem with the pyramids is the incredible mathematical equations that are required to create something so perfect there's two million three hundred thousand stones in the period of the great. The great pyramid of Giza. The two to think about how many fucking stones it is. The last stone they weighed between two and eighty tons and some of them the ones from the King's Chamber were cut from a core and it was like five hundred mile away. I mean it's amazing and they're perfectly put in place. You ever seen the King's Chamber. You know what we're yeah in the great pyramid. Yeah same. They don't have any idea how they built it. They have no idea how they got these incredibly large stones cut so perfectly and so smooth and they found literally they found boar marks in the sarcophagus. It's from a diamond bit drill. So it's like shit that we have today. What's that called. I'm sorry to cut you off that just because it's another fascinating aspect of the stuff you're talking about which is shit. There's a name for this kind of archaeology where people will find those. It's like you'll find batteries. You know what I mean or you'll find. I think in a cryptozoology but yeah I know. Yeah I know what you're talking about. You'll find like something that there's no way that it should exist back then. It almost indicates time travel. Well you if you ever well not I'm not time travel but have you ever looked into Graham Hancock. Have you ever read any of his stuff. No I know that. I want to give you fingerprints of the gods before you leave. It's one of my favorite books and this guy Graham Hancock is an archaeologist and he traveled all over the world looking at all these ancient civilizations and ancient structures and studied all the different you know the different cataclysmic event stories that every single religion seems to have that are in the Gilgamesh and the Bible and what he believes is that somewhere around 10,000 years ago there was some event on earth and there was a super advanced civilization that existed before that. And we have been around a lot longer than we think and then what the pyramids are literally is people rediscovering some shit that a super super advanced civilization that had been reset many thousands of years ago. What we see like when you see like the great pyramid and the Sphinx and all these things that they can't explain the Sphinx enclosure what we see is the proof that there was some sort of a super advanced civilization many many many thousands of years before where the archaeologists currently date to be you know the time they built the pyramids. There's a guy named John Anthony West that has dedicated his entire life to trying to let people look at Egypt in a different way and he believes that the Egyptian the drawings the depictions of pharaohs they go back over 34,000 years but for whatever reason conventional Egyptologists are unwilling to look at that kind of evidence. They don't want to look at anything that makes it seem like everything is all fucked up and there was some sort of an event that hasn't been documented and the people that we think of as Egyptians maybe never even built this in the first place they might have been like the people that moved into all this shit and you know it's like this conversation we're having about the pyramid. The Egyptians were having it too. I'm sure what the fuck is that right right where the shit comes from that exactly people have been saying that for a long time exactly we found it like second hand they found it first and well this guy Graham Hancock has traveled all over the world taking all this this footage of these incredible structures that people have made that map out the cosmos that match constellations and all these different societies yeah like Machu Machu Picchu that like that fucking thing like you can't have a fuck they don't even know how anybody got anything up there like these guys got these giant fucking stones up there where there's no air and they built these incredible structures many many many thousands of years ago like they have no idea when and they think that it might have even been at a time where water was up there like it's it's fucking nutty man when you really find out how much of these ancient structures and ancient ancient civilizations how much evidence there is for it but when they start bringing this stuff up stuff up to conventional archaeologists they always say well where's the evidence for these cultures like that's what they said about John Anthony West when they brought up the water erosion marks and the Sphinx you familiar with all that the water erosion the Sphinx is due to thousands of years of rainfall the problem with that is the last time there was rainfall in the Nile Valley it was like 7000 BC so that puts it like way way way out dates it way past what we think of as Egyptian civilization Egyptian civilization we think of around like 2000 3000 BC they're talking like 7000 4000 years earlier than that you know what I mean I mean this is a pretty incredible shit so these these guys have discovered all these different things that point to the fact that it's much more likely that there was a far older civilization that disappeared and so the archaeologists are like where's the evidence for this civilization what it's fucking right there what else is gonna be left what else is gonna be left after 10,000 years man you're gonna get some stone that's it a car would dissolve into the earth a building would fall apart and crumble you know everything has to be made out of stone that's the only shit that's gonna survive you seen you know what I wonder when you're up here but you know when they first found these Sphinx in the the fin I forget which fucking Pharaoh they attribute to to the guy who supposedly they think built the Sphinx but it's in the hieroglyphs it literally says that he was told in a dream that if he uncovered the Sphinx he would go on to rule Egypt he had to uncover it you know why because it was covered in fucking sand they had to actively dig it out of the sand it was up to its head in sand not only that the head has been altered like they know that the head used to be far larger and was much more likely the head of a lion and then some pharaohs like I don't like that line I'm on my face up there bitch and so that's when they they put his face up there and more likely it was one of the African pharaohs because he has a face of a newbie in the newbie and conquered Egypt and the end of the Egyptian Empire when everything fell to shit yeah the the newbie and conquered and they their pharaohs were much more African yeah there's a it's the point is where we're both saying is there's there's the way way over this Graham Hancock guys a fucking genius man and his his books are brilliant on this shit and he has his wife's a photographer so he has these incredible photographs of all these different things from all over the world and it will absolutely convince you that there at least this should be considered as an option and it's not right now right now everybody wants to think that everything they've been taught in school and everything they're teaching their students right now is the information and it's very difficult to get them to re-look at shit these motherfuckers that won't look at the Sphinx I mean that there's water erosion every single geologist who looks at that says this is water erosion from thousands of years of rainfall and then they have all these other guys they're like no can't be it's impossible it's never been a problem for me imagining that we're super but for them they've been teaching this shit they've been teaching tatmos is the third did this at this time and he built this pyramid and you know they don't know though that the fucking they really don't know it's it's it's guesswork there's a shitload of guesswork yeah that's always really amazing to me when archaeologists get very specific about something that was a really long time and then he said to his troops you know what the fuck do you know what he said barely remember what I ate yesterday for lunch exactly how are you fucking dude how are you diagnosing this shit I talk about this when I talk about on stage when I talk about how little we know about human beings if I'm in a club that it has like 200 people in it I'll say you know there's 200 of us right here what we represent if we lived our entire lives birth to death and we added them all together we represent 20,000 years just us just the lives of 200 people if you add them all together birth to death that's 20 fucking thousand years that's way more than we know about human history way way way more according to like conventional teaching or conventional thought like 20,000 years ago we were basically cavemen right I mean we wore animal skins and shit like when they find those frozen dudes hold those dudes I have no idea it's like 30,000 years ago they're like wearing skins and shit and throwing spears with rock tips like that's as good as it got back then 20,000 years just 200 people's lives that's incredible man