#2155 - Brian Redban

Hey fella. What's crack-a-lackin'? Nuttin'. Have you been fucking around with the chat GPT? I saw you brought it. Yeah, I got the I just got the 4.0 the one that they've been showing where you could talk to it Naturally and stuff Duncan had it in the green room showing where you could talk to it naturally and stuff. Duncan had it in the green room. We were talking shit to it. Yeah. About it replacing us. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. You know, it's weird how AI came out of nowhere and then we're like, how long has this been being worked on? And then now it's like everywhere. Like my vacuum cleaner has AI now.'s like everywhere. Like my, my, uh, vacuum cleaner has AI now. It's crazy. It was a deal. It's one of those robot vacks where it scans your old house and then like it detects things using AI. Like, oh, that's shit. Don't run over it. Or Yeah. It's like you've been dog shit on the floor. We can mess with dogs. Yeah Yeah, and it doesn't do a good job because the first thing it did went right over this dog shins Just start smearing dog shit through the whole entire kitchen Once in a while you know dog shits is don't care. They're like I have to shit. I don't want That's the problem. Jay. We has a car. Yeah, it's a little dog thing You gotta keep an eye on Carl Carl will just drop a douche anywhere. Yeah, I think when they're really little They don't understand outside Everything's so big Why would I go all the time when I get shit right here? There's no word. I don't sleep anywhere near this pile. Yeah It's gross though having shit smeared all of your Especially by a super smart AI vacuum cleaner. That's so dumb. Yeah, all these different things are gonna sink together. That's one of the things that people say about Samsung. Like people that are Samsung fanboys. Like if you have a Samsung refrigerator and a Samsung TV and a Samsung phone, [2:01] like you could use your phone to control everything. Your phone will like, there's, I guess there's refrigerators out there. I don't know exactly where they're at right now, because only saw like an ad for them. Where your refrigerator will tell you when things are gonna expire. So like, yeah, so if you got orange juice or something like that, your orange juice is only good for three more days. Like that kind of shit. Yeah. And that's only if you place that orange juice with the date facing the camera probably, you know. I know. Yeah. I think that has been out for a while. That doesn't really work great. There's a few things refrigerators do that have too much technology in them. What impresses the shit about me and the thing that entices me towards Samsung phones is the AI with notes. That's a big deal to me. The fact that it can record your podcast for sure, but also you can record a set and it will transcribe the set and then put this and then summarize into like different parts. [3:02] Like this is where you're talking about sucking your own dick. This is where you talk about UFOs. I asked Red Ben, he didn't see this. Did you see this show going around on Twitter? What? The feature called Recall on Windows? You're wind, what? Let me play this for you. It's pretty crazy. It's pretty crazy. We introduced memory, right? It's semantic search over all your history. And it's not just about any document, we can recreate moments from the past essentially. Here's how it works. Windows constantly take screenshots of what's on your screen. Then uses a generative AI model right on the device, along with the NPU, to process all that data and make it searchable. Even photos. I got to try it out. I searched brown leather bag. It came up in Visual Search. There's no place on this page that it says brown leather bag. It just knows because it sees this brown leather bag. [4:01] There could be this reaction from some people that this is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything I do. Yeah, I mean that's why that you can only do it on the edge, right? So this is like, you have to put two things together. This is my computer. This is my recall and it's all being done locally. Okay. Yeah. Texas is going to ban my recall. I've been not going to let me, like it's going to be porn. I don't trust you at all. Oh, trust you at all. It's all done locally. Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure there's no way the government's going to have access to every keystroke you make and be able to see, oh, well, that's ridiculous. It's going to summarize everything you do. Well, not only that, it's not that difficult, especially for government organizations to get into your fucking computer. Are you connected to a secure Wi-Fi? Are you even using a VPN? Are you like, what are you doing? What kind of firewall do you have? How many people are sophisticated enough to set it up so that you can't look at everything they do? [5:06] It's like your friend's phone, or yesterday or two days ago. That's a straight-up fire. It's that he was downloading. People are saying it's not. People are saying it's just like if you have your case on improperly, it's pressing two buttons at the same time or was his phone on the table, Jamie, where's it in his bag? I do not remember. I don't remember either. I think on some of these Android phones, if you're pressing two buttons at the same time, it reboots, right? So there's a bootloader mode. That's why you can do different things to your phones. But that bootloader screen does not look like it looks so cheap. Like I was like the arrow that was in it. I was like, I've seen this arrow, that's clip art. Like I had like I was like the arrow that was in it. I was like I've seen this Arab that's clip art Like I think it even said getty images on the side of it or something Like last of a barcode what are you buying? Yeah, this is not for sale Right, why is it a barcode? Right now? You're gonna scan that barcode with the phone that you're holding like Like oh, it's got a barcode must be legit right.. Right, yeah, that seems so fake. That was a little bit like that. [6:05] Look at all that Chinese writing too. Let's get the fuck out of here. I guess it's Korean, because it's Samsung. Do not disconnect USB cable during software update. So it's saying downloading and it says it in Korean. So it's doing something. That just looks, that does not look official. The thing is, my point was it took a while and like what if he broke his leg? Like what if he just fell on his bike and broke his leg and now all of a sudden he's got a call for an ambulance and he's laying there with his fucking shin bone poking out of his calf and he's gonna sit there while his stupid phone does that. That's why I can't be real. Can you reboot that? Can you stop that? Is that possible? That's what I had circled. It said that you could cancel it. You can cancel it. Well, that's why when you post that video, I texted you, tell him to hold down the power button and the up arrow, like reboot your phone, stop doing whatever it is to hate, like, you said me that. I always worry about that with windows, because windows will start updating my laptop [7:06] in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, that's the worst. It's like I'll open the laptop, super inspired, ready to write, and it's like, oh, we have to upload your software. This will take 20 minutes. Like, what? Yeah. This is stupid. Give me the option to not do this. Like, Mac at least will give me the option. It'll say it up in the corner. You wanna, you know, there's a new update available. Do you wanna update it? Right. And then it downloads it. And then goes, do you wanna do this right now? You know, we download it, we can do it later. With Windows is that normal? I think it was like an old turnoff run, I think. Really? This's a setting on Windows as well. Oh, okay. I must have had it on just so I don't have to deal with it. Unless it's an office thing or something you're dealing with, that's not like, you know, office gives you a tiny notification at the top of a file that'll say a new update's available. But you can click out of that easy. [8:01] You just wait. Yeah, but the problem is, is like I have automatic updates on Mac, and we'll download it and go, hey, we got this update for you. It won't just like in the middle of doing something, just start like boot, reboot my, yeah, it was at laptop. Yeah. Mine just rebooted it. Like the moment I opened it up, but I hadn't used that laptop in, you know, I'm a big keyboard fan. Like one of the reasons why I write, if I write, I have a home like Mac that I write on, that is, yeah, those are nice. The new keyboards. Yeah, I heard their dope. It really is like a MacBook. Yeah. And what we're looking at right now is Red Band. Yeah, it's so insane. It's like, it is as thin as possible where you can still use a USB-C connector. And I thought this was skinny and that's twice. It's so much, your phone which is super skinny. It's so much fatty in the iPad. So iPad is amazing. [9:02] And it has insane battery life too. It's crazy. And it's probably has like two terabytes, right? 10 hours, this is a one terabyte, but you can get up to two terabytes. Fucking nuts, nuts. But what I really like is the keyboards on think pads. Cause think pads have a longer stroke. And when you're riding with keys, like you have more feedback with the longer key strokes, and then you're more accurate with your typing. And it's been proven, when people do like any words, permitting, they can write more words per minute on keyboards with better feedback, like longer keystrokes. But Alienware, because a lot of gamers like mechanical keyboards, because they have the clicky-clack feel that it's like even more accurate. Well, they have a mechanical keyboard now on their laptops. And so I've been thinking about getting one of those. How does that keep up? The mechanical keyboard. Not that thick. So it has long key travel. [10:00] I think the key travel is 1.8 millimeters, which is like ideal. My old ThinkPad had like 2.2, which was nice. Long keystrokes. And you just get real accurate with like your writing. So for me, like sometimes I'm right, I'm stoned. I don't have time to like go back and fucking, you know, I want to just get my thought out while it's in my head. And with an, well, you know, Lenovo now, when Lenovo think that I'm just much more accurate when I'm writing. I like, I like it, but it sounds, I don't know, after a while, it's like, God, this is so amazing. The Mac ones are terrible. Yeah. The ones on Macbooks, I have a Macbook. It's fucking terrible to write on. There's, it's really short keystrokes. It's a really flat key. It's just not good to write on. You can do it. It's definitely better than writing by hand. I type on it all the time. I do write on it all the time. But it's just one you go over to that think pad, you're like, oh, this is what it's supposed to feel like. Or at home I have an ergonomic keyboard that I use on my Mac, and that is like the best. [11:06] It's like real easy. I'm really accurate. I don't even have to think. I can just write and look at the screen and I just get it right all the time. Why don't you use voice that's so accurate now? I don't wanna be talking in my house. Yeah. But some of the things I write, and some of the things I write, I like writing because the thing about writing is like say if I'm writing, you know, the fucking artificial intelligence. As I'm writing artificial intelligence, it takes longer to write it than it does to think the word. So you're spending more time on each instead of just barfing out words like I do when I talk or sometimes I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying while I'm saying it. When I'm writing and typing it takes a little longer so it makes me think a little more and I have more possibilities open up about where to go with things. So it actually benefits me to slow me [12:04] down a little but I still want it to be accurate. I So it actually benefits me to slow me down a little, but I still want it to be accurate. I want it to be so slow that I'm fucking with every key. I don't want that. I want accuracy, but a little slower than talking for writing. Yeah, my problem is, is like, I'll just start writing, like an idea or a joke or whatever, and then halfway through I look up and I'm like, I fucked up some word, or an auto corrected something, and it makes everything not make sense. And I've had it like, fuck, I wrote this whole down, and now I don't understand any of it. Like just one word, a spell check. Like, that's true. Well, notes are the best for that. Yeah, yeah, audience. And the thing about the phone is you can do it like while you're in the car. You can press like you have Apple CarPlay, you press it on the screen and say make a voice note and then you can just make a note or just make a note rather and it'll make a note for you and leave it in there. It's great. So there's many times that I've like at the end of the night I have done that and then I go back over it. So what I do is I have like [13:08] a whole folder that's just ideas So I get this folder. Yeah, these are just ideas. Yeah, I have and some of them a lot of them have become bits and some of them I'm just like maybe one day. I'll have something and so when I write. Yeah, so when I write I go back same thing I go back and I look at those and I'll see if something comes into my head. I'll say, like, because you know, when you start writing, you'll just stare at that blank screen, like, what am I writing about? And then I'll just go into the phone and I'll say, what do you got for me? What have I been thinking about? Open borders, open borders, okay. Yeah, okay. What would it be like if there's no borders? What would that suck? What would it be like if there was more borders? Would that suck? And then I'll just start writing. You know? Wouldn't it be cool to take all our notes, put in an AI and combine this into a one story, like a 20 page story? Right, I'd be like the perfect new one-hour set. [14:02] Yeah. The thing about AI though, it's like, you're gonna, I have never used AI like GPT to write a joke, but I know people are doing that now. And my thought is, I wouldn't feel as good about it when it was done. Like I don't want it just to be good. I want it to be good and I wanted to come from my head. You know what I'm saying? It's not, that's the one thing. It's not there yet. It can't write a good joke. Like all this shit where you see, like Louis, or not Louis, okay, but the George Carlin and stuff. That's somebody writing that and just doing it in the George Carlin voice. Voice, right. Yeah, yeah. So because- It's not good at writing the jokes. I like because I like to what I've experiment like trying to find like a tag for like a joke already. Like, uh, you know, this is the scenario and it's still like dad jokes and Lafay Taffy bullshit. Like, oh, cow walks into a bar. What I think it would be though. So like, you know how like a lot of really good comics hire writers. And generally the writers aren't even as good a comic as them. But like [15:05] what the way Chris rock does it it, Chris, I haven't talked him personally, I've heard him talk about it, and I've talked to people who work with him. So one of the things he gets accused of unfairly, people say that he has writers right for him. Chris Rock writes his own material. What he has is the writers, he bounces the ideas off them, so they come and watch him do the set. And then they say, maybe when you do this, say that first, or maybe expand on this, or I got a tag for that. And so, but those guys who are doing that aren't as good a comic as him. So sometimes you just need other ideas, right? It's like the greener. That's like, you know, a greener. That's what, man, that joke, you should have this or you know. That happens. So the green room is amazing for that. There's so many times in the green room that we're all trying to work out a bit and then like tonal chime in or bridal chime in like, oh, that's it. And then you figure it out. I mean, we've rewrote David Lucas's, it's not a fucking act in that gray robe. But that's one thing. [16:09] So if chat TBT just gave you ideas, I just need a framework sometimes. I feel like each subject is just a scaffolding. So I get the scaffolding. Now once I have the scaffolding, I have to build a house. But I have to have a fucking location where it can start building. So the location is the subject, whatever the idea is. And then I start building. That's how I do it. But I mean, everybody does it. Different, man. Everybody does it. Some people have to write it down on paper. Like, some people, all their stuff, like Colin Quinn, shits all on paper, a lot of people, it's just, they write it down. Like Christina P, she has this notebook, she brings with her and you look at the notes, it's filled with ideas, it's just all, she has a half to write it down on paper. Mark Norman, like his back pocket's like a turtle, you know, of how many things he's the most insane. He's the most insane. [17:06] Yeah. Because he has a phone. He has a phone. He knows there's notes in the phone. You don't have to have that. You have both things when you can only have one thing. Like this is so unnecessary. He's so silly. And he's just sitting on it like a second wall. It just breaking his back every night. Like one of them cab drivers has a bum back because like you have a fucking wallet that's two feet thick on one side of your ass Yeah, if he just took those notes and transcribed them into the notes on his phone Then he would have it caught he's always worried about losing them But this way you would never lose them because they would be in the cloud Yeah, you could take a picture And with a lot of these things, like that's the other thing about Samsung, you can write with the stylus on the screen, and then it would convert that into print. You could do that on the iPad too. Real? Yeah, it's great. With the pen, the iPad with the pen. Why don't they make that for the iPhone, you fucks? [18:00] That the pen? They can't admit that samsung was right yeah i think they have apps or there's a way to do it well in the note app maybe on the phone like we just use your finger you know and just do yeah but i want the pen yeah i it is silly we're it's also silly like the new pen that just came out you can't use it on last year's model and like it's like they do all this dirty shit dude It gets so dirty. It's so dirty. They're so dirty with their USB C cables. Oh yeah, I'm glad now that it's just every, you know. Yeah, it's nice, but meanwhile I have AirPods and they all charge with regular lightning. Well, the new version has, they have a new version. Oh, I gotta get a new version. Yeah, it's like just the case. Never let you go. And their shit is just good enough so that you keep going down that path. Yeah. Apple Vision Pro is very depressing, by the way. Is it? Yeah. You done? I just, I think like a lot of people. You are so in. I'm so in, and it's still, it's still amazing. [19:00] But then there's just nothing you can do. Like watching 3D movies, it's the best experience you'll ever have ever, even better than a movie theater. Sitting there watching Avatar, like it's a big iMacs in your bedroom. It doesn't bother you that the things over your face. No, of course I use it more, but it's so comfortable. How much EMF radiation are you getting? Oh, that's why my eyes are so bad. My eyes are getting worse every day. It's crazy. You cook in your brains, son. And it fucks your dreams up. It kind of fucks your brain up a little because I think your brain starts thinking that's real. So when you're like dreaming and shit, I don't know. Was it you? There was this fighter pilot. And he's just like, he's like one of the top fighter pilots for the Air Force or something like that. And I asked him if he's ever done like any of the VR flight simulations, he's like, I can't. We'll throw off my inner timing and stuff like that because it will fuck with his inner timing. And I was like, I never thought of that. I mean, for a real jet. Yeah. And I was like, who's showing us how they have AI fighter jets now that out dog [20:11] fight, like actual piloted fighter jets, 100% of the time. They always win. It's like sky test list. It's over. It's over. It's over. They're going to get so. Yeah. You got no chance. They're just too smart. They're too smart. No matter how clever you think you're, you think you're Maverick. Maverick's dead. Okay. He tightly. Fucking zero just killed Maverick and zero kills everybody. Cause zero isn't a human and zero doesn't get nervous and zero doesn't make mistakes. And zero has all the data of every single dog fight and every single dog fight training mission that's ever been done ever in its database with the exact correct timing and when to launch missiles and where to be and where to avoid and you're fucked, we're fucked. [21:00] We're all fucked, because then everybody's gonna have the same thing and it's just gonna be nonstop word. We might be the only people that aren't fucked. Right, because we talk shit. Professional shit talkers are always gonna be necessary. Like to make sense and give you some entertainment through all this. I require them. Look, if I wasn't a comic and I wasn't around guys like you and Tony and all the people that were around with all the time, I don't know what I do if I had to talk to Normies all day about how fuck things are and not laugh and not have fun. I'd be depressed. Like we're always laughing and talking shit and having fun. Even though things are crazy. Like we are, what, four years away from artificial people telling us what to do and everybody's like ushering it in our own demise, buying things constantly. We're going to have artificial life forms that are far superior to humans in like four years. And everybody's like, whatever. What do you think about Drake and Kendrick? I'm on Team Kendrick. Of course, everyone is. [22:00] Everyone seems to be on Team Kendrick. Drake slinks too much dick. He's upset about him. Little too handsome. Yeah, but all the podcasts that every single comedian's ever done is gonna be fed into AI, and they're gonna be the shit talker. You know, I honestly don't know anything about the Drake and Tendrick beef. Every time people talk to me about my eyes glazed over, I just can't pay attention. I just can't, I can't pay attention to grown men beefing with each other publicly. It's just sexual tension between those two. It's all it is. My feeling is always like, damn, you guys busted out eight songs that are bangers, shitting on each other. You could have been just writing amazing rap songs, like elevating human beings elevating life, you know, and once you write one dis song about some money And then I do you think you have to go back and forth and back and forth like come on Come on. I don't even like listen to old school ones, you know, you know like like you know [23:01] That's why I fucked your bitch You know, like, you know, that's why I fucked your bitch. You know, like, you go back to listen to Doop-Ock and Biggie. I love Doop-Ock and I love Biggie. Like, how come I have to choose? How come? How come, how come there's a fight? What's going on? Those songs become so popular. Like, they're not as much as California love. There's songs that you hear and they make you excited. You know, like there's, there's like California love, like I remember when you're right, a favorite was fighting the UFC, the California kid, he would always come out to California love. And a moment, you're like, whoa! That's one of those songs, man. You don't get that distract. Yeah, you do, that's, that came because of the East Coast West Coast beef. This guy. That's how I came. That's where you tell when you left him? Probably would never even take the time to write it. If they weren't talking shit back then. They may have. Maybe. But Tupac wrote a lot. Tupac wrote so much that they were releasing albums long after he was dead. Remember? He did. So he was just a machine. [24:02] Like that dude was just a creative machine. He would just lock himself in the studio and just make songs. Remember the easy E and ice cube beef that was my favorite. That was a good one. Talking about fucking in the ass with no Vaseline and shit like that. They had whole albums back. You don't want to get into this world ice cube. He's too clever. He's awesome. He's too clever. He's too clever with his writing. You know, ice cube wrote most of the songs for NWA. Ice cubes are very good writer, you know? Like this like a lot of times in rap bands is like the one dude who writes everything, you know? Like in ghetto boys, it was Willie D. Like we played a fuck a war, which like one of my all-time favorite rap songs Bushwick Bill and Willie D. Texman goes I wrote that in 45 minutes You know there's some dudes are just really good at writing, you know They're just really good at writing bangers, you know, and that's with comedy too Like Tony's that guy like Tony is really good at writing jokes. [25:05] Like his ability to like, especially jokes shitting on people. Yeah, his brain's constantly working when you talk to him. He's not even, he's looking past you thinking how what joke he's gonna say after. And he's a machine. That's why he's, I mean, your show, first of all, can graduate fucking lations. I mean, you guys are fucking killing it. It's insane, dude. You guys are killing it. You guys sold out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row. You guys sold out a gin-ass theater in LA and you wanna do another show. So, let's do the staple center. Like, what? You sell that out like that. It's bananas. You guys are printing money. It's bananas. You guys are printing money. Three-dakulous. And it's the best fucking comedy show in the world. It's the best show because like you guys, first of all, you guys have been doing it now for 11 years, almost. Right? One it'll be 11, just seven. June, I think. June, yeah. So it's almost 11 years. So you've been doing it all these, you gotta, it's polished. You guys are synced up. Everybody knows their position, the band is great. [26:08] The audience is super aware of how the show works. They're not confused like what's going on? How come he is a minute and what's, everybody knows how it works and it's just polished. And then you got Tony who's just locked in. The fucking lines he has so many people do not believe that he comes up with those on the spot. They're like, oh, that's all planned out. Like, no, none of it's planned out. That's the magic of it. Like, especially when him and David go at it, when David Luke isn't Tony and just go shit on each other, it's as hard as I ever laugh. There's like compilations of them shitting on each other on YouTube, and then a bunch of them, it's me, like red faced, can't breathe, holding my size, just like Jesus Christ, it's so funny, it's so good. And David gets to just calm gay for like a 50 minute straight. [27:02] It's so funny. The show went against every single direction that the industry was trying to tell us the audience was going. The your show went against all of the woke shit, against all of the don't say this and don't say that and this is a forbidden word. Now all of it's out the window and it's the best show. And then the audience is obviously responding. There's not a fucking podcast on Earth that could sell out a rena as like you guys are doing. Not one. You guys are selling out masses of square garden in an hour. It's nuts. I mean, that's like a cultural phenomena. That's a real audience, like finally, the audience reacts to like, this is what we want want this is what we've always wanted we don't think comedy is real life We're not fucking stupid go crazy go crazy say wild shit And it's it's the best for comedy man. It's the Johnny Carson for comics and you don't like it's also random [28:02] And you know you could be doing comedy ten years or you could be doing comedy your first time and somehow get on Johnny Carson. You can be doing comedy your first time and get on Johnny Carson at the staple set. Yeah. Which is the one of the worst things ever when that happens. Anyway. Well, if you can get through that though, I mean, good Lord, if you can get through that, what a career you'll have. You'll be able to tell people the first time he was ever on stage was in front of 20,000 people. And now here he is, headlining the comedy works in Denver. You mean that's an amazing thing. That's what Janis did, or third time on stage in front of Irina here on New Year's Eve. That's so nuts. Third time on stage. That is bananas. That kind so nuts. Third time I'll say that is bananas. That kind of pressure bananas. And then after that I ask her to marry me. Like she's already like, oh, what the fuck? Oh, that's cute. That's adorable. That's adorable. Yeah, you guys are killing it, man. It's awesome to see. [29:00] It's somebody sent me a clip of an old JRE. It was like the week we started that kill Tony. And you're like, what's this new show you're doing or something like that? And I go, oh, it's me and this guy named Tony Hinchcliffe. You know, Tony, right? Oh, I think so. I don't know. Wow. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. I mean, we've been working so hard at it. And we always thought, you know, it's gonna become bigger, but not this big, not having like post-malone and RFK on the same show. Shit. Like what the hell is going on? You remember the time I took a trick post-malone? He had no idea who's going on stage. Oh, you've done that a few times. You didn't quit the cross. Okay, okay. Yeah. There's just well be known if you're a famous person and we're hanging out. It's Monday. Oh, let's go through this curtain real quick. What the hell? I'm like, I'm gonna drag you out onto the internet. But listen, Tucker Carlson handed it like a champ. He was great. Tucker's hilarious, man. He was so smooth and so relaxed and so genuinely happy and fun. People don't understand him or they don't know who he is [30:06] or they just wanna demonize him as this evil right wing person. He's a sweetheart of a guy. And I'm saying that as someone who's spent hours with him. He's a very nice guy. He's nice to everybody. He's nice. He's odd. He's odd. He's a funny guy. And he was also working in the belly of the beast for like how many years he was on CNN and they go to CNN to Fox and now he's a wild boy Now he's online. He's just wild. You know, having an interview with that guy who says he sucked Obama's dick like that William or cam just brought that up? Yeah, William brought that up. That guy really suck Obama's dick. What a nightmare. What a nightmare. Talker. Uh, uh, it's, uh, uh. I'm so fucking funny. [31:00] And his brother now works at the mothership and it's like the coolest thing ever. It's amazing. William is sohip and it's like the coolest thing ever. It's amazing. He will, he was so funny. And he's so confident now and look, when we first met that guy, he was awkward, but kind of funny, but he had to have those goddamn notes. And how many times did we have conversations with him in the green room? Like millions. Millions, like dude, you gotta ditch those notes. Because when he would do Kill Tony, when he would engage with the audience, I go, when you stare at the audience, start talking to them, I go, it makes me nervous. Like as a friend of yours, you're so wild. Like, I'm in the audience like, this guy's crazy. That's better than staring at your notes, man. Engage them, look at them. You can remember your jokes. And you just had to like be convinced that he can right now he's doing an hour on stage with no notes no and killing headlining selling out everywhere dude the black keys specifically wanted to see him when he was in town so I had William come up and do the show I called him I like dude the black keys one of these guys are by the way or the coolest guys the best they're the best they're the best and so is everyone around them. Yeah, we went to see them at their show at Stubbs and hung out with them and everyone right? [32:08] So cool. Yeah, and they were just there's William like they were They were so pumped to hang out with him. It's funny hearing that like hearing people you know It's story Tony told you last night about that guy that's a huge Casey rocket fan You know, it's story Tony told you last night about that guy that's the huge Casey rocket fan. Amazing. Yeah. Amazing. CEO of a big company. Yeah. CEO of a huge company and he's doing a Casey rocket impression of crabwalk. That is insane. Didn't Drake also say something? Drake watches every week, I guess. I mean, team Drake. When you guys had Sugar Sean O'Malley, the US UFC Bantaway champion revealing the winner of like one of the battles. Like that's incredible man. You had jelly roll, singing in front of arenas for you guys. Like this is the whole thing is so nuts man. And I don't think I don't think post blown even knew what he was getting into. The first time he did it, right? [33:00] Yeah. He didn't know what it was. I don't think you knew it. Did he know? No. I don't think. I think I had explained to him. And then I said, let's go to the club. And then I just fucking opened the curtains. We all went out together. In LA, when I was in LA for the Kiltonies, I hung out with Pose. I think like two nights, three nights in a row to like five in the morning just drinking like that dude doesn't get drunk. He just keeps on going. He's a bud like that. Yeah. Those bud like guys are dangerous. Those are like Shane Gillis guys. Shane Gillis is another bud like guy. You can drink like stand hope used to be a light beer guy. You can just drink light beer and just maintain a steady buzz. Whereas retards like you and me are drinking whiskey. Yeah. you can pee it out at the same amount as you're drinking it. We're slurred our words and they just keep going. That's true, man. Yeah. Just go back to peer. I can't do it anymore. You get fat. Yeah. I mean, it's, I mean, I get fat both ways. Don't, don't. Have you thought about doing the ozemic? No, isn't my doctor, my testosterone doctor said, [34:05] don't do it, he had one of his patients do it and she had seizures and had to go to the hospital or something like that. That could happen or he'd get me hot. I mean, come on, bro. Well, they're gonna be a pussy. You know, I don't know if they're sponsored on this, but the HEMs, the hair HEMs, they can get medications through the day just announced that they're going to have an eczemic like clone where it's the same medicine inside of the eczemic but it's going to be like a one tenth of the price. What's this? Oh, the new South Park. You heard about this? Firstly, the car we're using to go zipping. So, like, she's getting smaller. The end of obesity. Oh no. Yeah, it comes out to 24th is that out? Is that today two two more days? Yeah, um, there's some people have real bad side effects apparently, yeah, but one of the things that Peter at Tia was saying was that you know, he's a doctor So he they had tried to see what the effects of these things on the people that wanted to take them. [35:06] And so they said, well, we'll prescribe them to you, but we wanna do dexascans, we wanna make sure that we wanna really monitor what's going on your whole body. So one of the things that they found out was that in normal conditions, like say if you lost weight, most of it would be fat, but a small percentage of it would be lean body mass, like muscle tissue. In ozemic, most of the loss, when they were looking at it, the people were losing much more body mass, much more lean tissue and bone mass than was making him comfortable. He's like, this makes me very uncomfortable. He's like, these people are getting lighter and they're getting fatter. Like, they're losing muscle tissue and bone. Like, this is not good. But then there's other people that have said, [36:02] if your body's tolerating it, that what you should do is add strength training to mitigate the effects of that. But now you're asking people to be disciplined. Like, isn't the whole point? That's all point. That's all point. Right. I mean, how many people who are going to take ozemic are like disciplined weight trainers, where they're going to really mitigate the effects of bone loss and muscle loss, and they're going to stay strong while they lose fat while you're paralyzed in their stomach or the drug that I would just imagine probably has an effect on your energy levels. Just by virtue of the fact that your body is dealing with whatever it has to do to metabolize this new drug you're injecting into your body, right? So if you're injecting this drug in your body, is it does it have a positive effect? Does it give you more energy? Or is it killing your appetite, right? That's part of what it does. It's kind of like, what is the actual physical effect? It has some sort of a paralysis effect on your stomach, on some people. [37:03] Like what does it do? Let's find out what it, because we're so stupid. We don't know exactly what it does. It just kills your appetite. It kills your appetite. That wouldn't work on me, because I have no appetite anyway. Okay. Says it works by mimicking a naturally occurring hormone. As those hormone levels rise, the molecules go to your brain, telling it you're full. It also slows digestion by increasing the time it takes for food to leave the body. Slows digestion. I don't like that. That's crazy. So that's probably similar to the effect of bariatric surgery. So that's the thing where they're saying, like it paralyzes your stomach, it slows it down. That's not right. Brian Simpson had a really bad reaction to it where he was in bed for a while. Oh shit. Yeah, he got wrecked. Is he still on it? No, he got off it immediately. Brian had a great weight loss though when he switched to the carnivore diet. When he went all meat. I did that, but I gained it immediately back. The second I stopped it, you know, like, I just stopped it then. Because I just did. You know, it is. you just get tired of me. I've not tired of me, but you just miss like fruit, you know? Yeah. [38:06] Like, I need fruit. Yeah. I need a salad. I don't think there's anything wrong with fruit. I think fruit's fine for you. Right. I've lost like over 30 pounds in a year though, just being on testosterone. Not doing anything different. Really? Yeah, it's great. Just hire a trainer, you got cash? But yeah, I'm like the Olympic people. They're like, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to just get someone who shows up at your house. That sounds like, come on, Brian. That sounds worse. Get up, get up. Let's go work out. Now I have a nice gym into it. Just we want to keep you alive. Yeah. You can't die now. Kill Tony's killing it. Yeah, true. You guys are literally on top of the world. You guys could do an arena in every city, every night of the week. Yeah, yeah. You just fly around the country doing arenas and it's a new show every time. That's what's so crazy. Like it's not like a stand-up show where you like you develop the show, put the bits together you put out a special no like you guys could do a new show everywhere you go you [39:10] only think what the arenas it's so much work and it has you know what I mean because you got a few bigger and bigger you know sir you got to be I mean which is the most amazing thing ever yeah helps God he's awesome but but it's also you know the arenas it changes the show a. But it's also, you know, the arena, it changes the show a little. Like it's more of a celebration kind of thing, I think. But you need those weekly normal, you know, mothership shows, you know what I mean? That's so important because that's really the show. You know, because- It's also the club experience and to see the club experience on YouTube. The mothership and like, what Killtony at the mothership is the cornerstone of stand-up comedy because it's showing young comics that there's a path. You can actually do this. And it's just about being funny. Regardless of your political beliefs, your ideology, what you think you're supposed to say with your platform, [40:02] stop, it's just about being funny. That's what people wanna say. They just wanna laugh. It's just about being funny. That's what people wanna say. They just wanna laugh. There's plenty of people lecturing people. Plenty of people tell people what to do. They just wanna laugh. And when you get one minute, there's no time for any bullshit. And then you have one minute with these hawks on the left side of you. Just hawks, just vicious professional comedians, all waiting to shit on your act or say something funny at your expense and Then the audience they get to see you know William Montgomery kill cam kill Hans kill the people are killing and so the audience is primed It's like If you can do that if you can actually get through that and make that a minute and have everybody go, that was really great. The audience gives you a way out of pause like, holy shit you're flying. And then the audience wants to see you try it again and how you're out in the open mics every night and you're banging it out because you think, oh my god, I think there's a real pathway to a career here. And then you do a second show. And next you know you got a golden ticket. Holy shit. Next you know, you're Hans Kim. [41:05] It's insane. You're opening up for me in arenas. We're traveling around all over the fucking world. You're doing stand up now to your own sold out audiences and weekends and these clubs. It's incredible. Hans Kim is killing it. Kill it yet. Every week and he's selling it. He's selling it. He might be one of the most popular comedians like in the circuit right now And he's getting better. He did a set the other night last week at the mothership did two nights and he fucking murdered and all this new shit I was like dude, that's great stuff. It was really well written really funny. Have you seen his process? It's insane. He has like spreadsheets and Excel and stuff. Oh, yeah, it's crazy He's on the plane nerd now. Don don't fucking, on all his material. But that's how to do it, man. That's how to do it. And but the thing is like these comics now, they see there's a genuine path and exist. And so it sets the tone for open mics and for standups. [42:01] Cause they realize like, hey, it's not about your fucking ideologies. It's just about being funny. Too many people got trapped in this claptor mode where you want to say something. You're going to use something. You're going to use your act for social justice. Be funny. Be funny. You have to be funny. That's the thing. Now, if you have a point and you have something you wanna say and it's funny and you know how to work it and make it funny, great, great. But it's gotta be funny. And so many people, they started off with like this idea of like taking this, I'm gonna take this sneaky shortcut and just say a bunch of shit that, you know, kind rational people will agree with, you know? Whether it's about the vaccine, you know, support the science, or whether it's about Trump being a dictator, like they'll say things just to get that clap, just to get that thing. And then they'll throw a few half-ass jokes in with it [43:02] when they're already riding on the wave of being correct and on the right side of things like ride everybody and it's all just like you're avoiding being funny You're avoiding it. Just you're you know And it's some of these people that we're seeing doing this like you're so fucked in the head You shouldn't be giving out a vice on anything. You're such a crazy person. And then you're on stage like lecturing the country on how to think and behave. You're out of your fucking mind. Like you need to be in the jungle doing ayahuasca for like a month. Like shut the fuck up stupid. You miserable cunt. And but meanwhile, you're like telling people how to behave and live their life. It's bananas. It's bananas. I saw Shane Gillis the other day. He's so, I love how he's funny but silly and goofy. Like he's so fun to watch. [44:01] You know, and then some of these comedians like that you're talking about are so like, it's a different kind of comedy. I like being like fun. Fun. Having a fun time. Let's have fun. Someone along the line, people who wanted people to think they were smart thought that you couldn't be having fun if you were smart. Which is weird. It's so weird. It's just an insecurity thing. It's so weird. I think you can't be silly and be smart. Because Shane is very smart. And if you underestimate him because you think that he's like a big oaf, you know, Shane is very smart. He reads a lot. And he knows a lot about history. And when people say stupid shit, no, that's not what happened. And then he'll start rattling off like, well, Eastern Europe at the time, like, and like, there was like, oh, they forgot he's smart. You forget he went to West Point. Like, he's a smart fella. Smart fella, just big silly jolly guy and people underestimate them, you know? [45:00] And Matt McCustaker. Oh, very smart. McCuster. Very smart. Both of those guys. Cool as shit too. Yeah, I love this. So nice that they're here. It's so cool. That's a nice bonus. Those filly crew. Those guys are great. Tommy, those guys are great. Yeah. The mayor is here now. Yeah. Joey Deaz has been hanging out lately, which is so great to see Joey. Oh my god. Yeah, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, he's gonna get a spot out here. It's, you know, once he got here, he's like, this is what I've been missing, dog. This is what I've been missing. This is what I told you, Joe. I know you don't wanna totally listen to me. He doesn't wanna listen. Right. You know, I tell him, Joe, you really shouldn't be out there by yourself in New Jersey. Yeah. This is not bad, but it's not right for comedy. Where he lives is great. Great neighborhood, great area, food's amazing, fantastic. Everybody loves him. He's like the King of New Jersey. It's a great place to live and exist. Nothing, no wrong with it. But we live by our tribe. [46:02] We exist in tribes and we have a tribe of comedians and we had it in Los Angeles and I think we underestimated how important it was when we left. And one of the first things that I realized when we started doing shows out here, when we first started doing the Vulcan was like, yeah, you need a place where everybody goes. And this is kind of a weird one because everybody only goes while this show is on. And the green room setup is goofy, you gotta go upstairs. There's a lot of weirdness to it. This is not ideal. But we need a comedians need a place. Like otherwise you're on your own. You're out just out there alone by yourself and then you call and you want to open up for me this weekend. And then you go see the only time you're around comics is when you work with them on the road. Weird. It's not good for you. We're too strange. We're too strange. Our sensibilities and what's normal to us is too strange. And if you're around just like boring ass people, norms, norms, especially norms that aren't [47:01] interesting. You can't pick them. You can't pick your neighbors. Like, you know, I have great neighbors. But I didn't pick them. You know, I didn't have a fucking auditions. You could be my neighbor, you know? Like, but your friends, like you pick your friends. And when your friends are comics, like you, we are so spoiled. We have just an abundance of fun. Yeah, it is so spoiled. It's so spoiled. It's so spoiled. You know, whenever Ron White does the rodeo, he always comes back, I am so fucking spoiled. He goes, I hated every minute of being in that green room. The guy I love Ron. Well, he's the leader of the pack. He was the first reason I had considered Austin. And this was actually before the pandemic. I always loved it here and you know, on it was always here, so I was always visiting here. But when he was, it was, I guess 2018, when he decided to get a place, he was like, you know, it was just sitting in the country, I could travel there from anywhere, my son's here, I fucking love it, it's beautiful, great food, nice people. [48:03] I'm like, damn, can I live in Texas? Can I live in Austin? Like that doesn't make any sense. I'm like, they have one club, you know, it was like Cap City was on the way out. Now I guess it was like 2019 when it really crumbled, right? It was like, was it during COVID? It was at the beginning of COVID I think. So it was still, it still was there, but it was a weekend club, right? So you'd have your headliners who come in for the weekend, so like when would I be able to do shows? Like maybe I could do late night shows there, or maybe I could do like guest spots there, like maybe. But you were also thinking, wasn't it Utah or something like that? I remember how bad that would have been. Yeah, I thought about Utah. But with Utah, I thought about getting up because I have a buddy who lives in Park City. I was like, maybe I get a place in Park City and then I could just drive down to Wise Guys. Cause Wise Guys in Salt Lake is the shit. That is a fucking great club. That's one of my favorite clubs to go to. And Salt Lake people are fun, man. They're fun. People think, oh, the Mormons, like, no, it's the people that aren't the Mormons [49:00] that want to go out. Biggest horse too. And then the Mormons. That may just ass sex everywhere. That was the Mormons, yeah. That doesn't count. So when you're out in a place like that, if you're a comic, you've got to make, there's got to be a consideration like where could I go up? Like Montana was like there's no place. There's no, I've got nothing. Like apparently there's a little bit of a comedy scene in Bozeman now that might have started up around the pandemic or slightly before the pandemic. Can you imagine if he still lived in Denver how liberal you would be? You'd be like, I can't. Yeah, I can't. You'd be so crazy. I would resist it. That's hilarious. You think I would just get into that nonsense. You'd be like a hippie. No, the hippie's already annoying me. That was only there for four months. I know you got the fuck out of here. I was living next to an ashram. And I went to visit the lady in the ashram and I was talking to her and she's spraying bug spray on ants. And I was like, yo. [50:01] So her and I had like this bizarre philosophical conversation. I go, but you are a Buddhist and you believe in a sanctity of life and that all things are living things are important. You just killed thousands of them casually in front of me. Like, you just fucking casually in front of me rated these ants. And I was like, this is kind of crazy. This is kind of a crazy thing to do, you just did. Yeah. Not only that, you did it, you're poisoning yourself. Like that shit, it's like super toxic. Even if you can smell it, you're breathing it in. If you can breathe it in, it's bad for you. Like it's killing those ants instantly. What's it doing to you? You're just bigger than an ant. If it was at the same dose, you get the same dose of rad that an ant gets. I mean, I don't know how it kills ants, but I got to imagine it's not sophisticated. It's not like some genetic alteration. It stops their heart from beating. Probably poison, like horrible, horrible poison. I used to like the smell of rad when I was a kid. It was great. I love that smell. I love that smell in markers. [51:06] Yeah. Do you know anything about this? I don't know if we've ever talked about that speaking in the kind of same line about gas, a stove's being poisonous for you. Terrible for you. Lower your IQ. Yeah. What the fuck dude? What the fuck dude? The latest reports are are scary. No, like that, but when I was a kid, I remember like you walked by the stove and you could smell it. Oh yeah. And though I got a pilot, like must be out like, oh, what? Is it just fucking gas flow around the apartment? Right. Yeah. That probably lowered our IQs. You know another thing that lowered our IQs? Led from gasoline. When they had let it gasoline. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, led from gasoline, lowered IQs by a measurable amount. Whoa. Kids who lived in homes with gas stoves experience levels of nitrogen dioxide triple to those who came from homes of the electric stoves. [52:01] Kids from homes with gas stoves fared marginally worse on cognitive tasks. Again, a point or two out of a hundred point scale. So it made them a little dumber. It would probably affect their health. It should also make you a little dumber if you're tired. I think the latest study said it's like having, it's like breathing in the highway, like fumes in your house. Oh, God. About the same level. Like we just worked on a highway every day. Yeah, how many people have ever gone through the fucking house with like an air scanner? Yeah, I've never done that. No, but I have a lot of those things that clean the air. I have like huge industrial ones all around. Oh, that's good. Yeah, that'll help you. That'll help you a little bit, but I don't know if that'll help you from gas. No, I don't think that works with that, right? So the gas toast is one thing, but the leaded gasoline thing is a crazy one. Because they put lead in gasoline. So I guess it stops the engine from pinging. I'm a moron, even though I love cars. I don't really exactly know like what happened with lead and unleaded, [53:05] but they had let it gasoline forever. Like when I was a kid, when I had muscle cars, you had to get let it gasoline to make the muscle car run good. Like unleaded gasoline, it would run like shit. And so we all had, like I don't even know when they came out with unleaded gasoline, but I remember for sure, when I was younger, there was options. You get letted or unleaded. It's like 82, probably. And when you, you always, everybody wanted letted. But when you were, when you were driving around, you were that shit from those pipes, all that exhaust, all the burning of that letted gasoline, literally poisoned the ground 70s unleaded gasoline was introduced in the 1970s when health problems from lead became apparent in the United States Let it gasoline for use on non-road vehicles was completely phased out of January 1st, 1996 Most other countries have also stopped using let it gasoline [54:03] But now find out what the effect leaded gasoline had on IQs, because that was what was disturbing. So they were saying that people in urban areas that had a lot of cars traveling back and forth. My friend lived in Brooklyn, my friend, Steve Rinalo. He lived in Brooklyn for a while, and he was going to grow plants in his backyard, but he had very smart, and he was gonna grow plants in his backyard, but he has, cause he's very smart, so he had a soil tested. And he found it's like filled with lead, from leaded gasoline, from the fucking 60s and the 50s and shit, it's just in the dirt. According to a 2022 study published in the proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, childhood exposure to leaded gasoline has caused a loss of 824 million IQ points for more than 170 million Americans. Or about half of the US population. This is based on an average of 2.6 IQ points lost per person. The study also found that people born in the mid to late 1960s [55:03] may have lost up to six IQ points. That's me. While children in the highest levels of lead, with the highest levels of lead in their blood, may have lost more than seven IQ points on average. This is reminding me of this thing that hit the internet yesterday about 100% of testicles having microplastics. Did you see that? I just rub that down. Maybe yours, bitch. Maybe yours. We know I was watching Paul Saladino have this thing on his Instagram that I was looking at today about plastic cutting boards. And he was like, just let me show you what happens with the plastic cutting boards. Oh, yeah. Like this is going to get into your food for sure, and you're going to eat it. Like this is not good. Yeah, I knew about that a long time ago, but that's exactly what microplastics is. Microplastics found in every human testicle in the study. Can we go back to plastic straws then? Yeah. Can we just go back to plastic straws? I promise I'll throw them away. Okay, the problem is really not with straws and turtles. [56:03] The problems with garbage management, they're doing a shit job of, they're like approximately getting all the garbage. It's a pretty small study. 23 testicles and 47 balls. It's 46 balls. 47 testies from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every single sample. So it's probably in everything. I mean, it's probably in everything. Even though that's a small sample, you got to think of like how much plastic is being used. What's it even mean? Like, are we stronger? Maybe just to put us in the microwave or something? No, it makes it's an endocrine disruptor. The problem is it's measurable, measurable decrease in testosterone with males, measurable decrease in fertility with women, a lot more miscarriages, and it's all correlates directly with microplastics, directly with when you're microwaving, food with saran wrap on it, in a plastic container, [57:02] and there's like little chips of plastic that come when you open up packages and You know there's there was an estimate and we were trying to figure out exactly whether or not it was accurate, but that every week you eat One credit card. Oh, it's your own plastic which is insane Insane human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs of course had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found the dogs. Of course, because like we're not just eating dog food that comes out of a can or a bowl, we're constantly eating food that comes from plastic. 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared to 123 micrograms. Polyethylene used in plastic bags and bottles was the most common microplastic found followed by PVC. So shit from pipes, so the pipes were you drinking your water, and then polyethylene, which is used in plastic bottles, which is what everyone's drinking out of, and you drink out of them when they've been sitting, how long did they sit on the dock before they got to the delivery truck? [58:01] Like, we could buy like bargain water. If you're buying bargain plastic bottle water, is there a chain of custody where they can show at every step of the way it was in a controlled environment where it wouldn't be heated up where the plastic from the bottle would leach into your water and give you like this toxic stew that's killing your nuts? Because that's what it does. It kills your nuts. It makes your tank shrink. That's not a bad thing. It is good. You don't want your asshole closer to your balls, I want. No. There's a certain manageable distance and nature's already figured that out. It's exactly what it is. This lady from... She's from Harvard, right? Shannon Swan. She was on the podcast. She explained to us that with mammals, when you look at their taints, the length of the taint is, you could tell if it's a male or a female, even if it's like a gerbil, because the male taints are 50 to 100% larger. But since the introduction of plastics, [59:01] the taints are shrinking on men and the balls and the dicks are shrinking too. So we're becoming genderless through plastic. So as we have more technology, I think of all this trans stuff. We'll go with all this trans stuff. All this crazy stuff is going on non-binary. I don't identify with this feminizing of American men, demonizing of masculinity. What is that? Well, it's maybe AI and technology changing the organism to better suit its goal. Its goal is taking over. What better way than eliminate all sexual breeding, eliminate biological human beings completely, just slowly make them into this genderless mess that can't reproduce anymore, and has to adopt artificial intelligence for the future of the species. Fucked up. Right? What wouldn't you do it that way? Wouldn't you do it that way? [1:00:00] And you make it really convenient to use the plastic. Plastics everywhere, you make it convenient. And so this dumb animal keeps using the plastic over and over and over again. And as it keeps using the plastic, then its species becomes less and less viable. What if the dogs were AI? They're the ones doing it. I don't think so. What time to cure this happens that? No, I'm just starting to think. 140 degrees. Don't bring plastic water bottles into the sauna. Oh yeah, definitely. It's just like you're creating more of them. Yeah, oh you're definitely if you're doing it in a sauna. Especially temperatures higher than above 140. Yeah, bottle water companies follow safety, safety standards to minimize risk. Sure they do. Yeah, I was just sure they do. What are your safety standards, bitch? There's 158 other things in 200. There's a test. I was just looking at that they at room temperature. There wasn't a lot of activity they found, but as soon as they put it up to 50 degrees Celsius, they started testing all sorts of stuff for showing up. What is 50 degrees Celsius in that's pretty hot. It's like 180 or something like that. 100 would be 212. [1:01:07] 100 is 212. Boiling point. 50 degrees is 122. And one point of Celsius is 100 and Fahrenheit is 212. So at 122 they start measuring chemicals leaching. And that's not even that it could be outside here. And that's so easy. Yeah, especially like what if this bottle water's coming from another country and it's on a boat across the fucking ocean the entire time We're just cooking you leave your bottle in your car in the sun, you know, and then come back and drink it Yeah, that stuff is just cooking. Yeah, it's cooking and it's turning us into some weird thing Where our dicks are shrinking and our sperm count is lowering and we're becoming confused about gender. Like I think they might all be related to technology because it's a part of technology. Like one of the most important residues of technology. Like the residue of technology, a lot of it is like minerals and plastics and all this stuff just gets out into the environment and ground fills and land fills and gets into [1:02:04] the ocean. It's like all this stuff that we use that makes more technology is all bad for us. The minerals are bad for us, the plastic is bad for us, but yeah, we're addicted to technology. And all technology is plastic, can I? Like there are just the wires that are covered in plastic, there's plastic this, there's plastic that. What do you think it's- When do you think it started though? Like when the that are covered in plastic, this plastic, this is plastic that. What do screens made of? When you think it started though, like when the first computer was created, because like that, and then plastic was made like two months later. I think this is what I think. I think technology is a life form. And I think it's just a sea of life forms, different kinds of life forms, but they're operating at a different frequency so we don't think of them as a life form. We think of ourselves as a life form because we have sex to make babies, we raise the babies, we have community, we have this like thing that we all do together, [1:03:01] but we are a life form. We have clothes, we have a mortgage, we are a life form. This is just a thing I made This is just a computer. This is just an electric car. This is just a thing. I think there's a misunderstanding of the relationship and I think that us the smart monkeys make this us the smart monkeys make this. We make this and our desire for this is what fuels constant innovation. No one's ever satisfied. No matter how dope everything is, even if your refrigerator got the exact expiration date of your orange juice, even if your phone had a hundred hour battery life, no one's happy. I want the new one the new one's 150 I could just charge it once and use it for a month yay and no one's gonna be happy no matter what 200 megapixel this guy's two million I could see the sun no one's gonna be happy you're not gonna be happy until you can see past Jupiter you not gonna be happy until you can fucking look on your phone and see the inside of [1:04:02] a black hole and then you won't be happy. Because this new phone, this new phone can get you to the big bag if it really happened, if that ever really happened. You can go back to that. The new phone let you see everything. You can literally look into the past with the new phone. While the new phone, after the new phone, lets you create the past in a different way. You can actually go back in time with the new phone. It'll just never stop. It'll never stop. And we're gonna be trans. Everyone's gonna, everyone's gonna shrivel up. We're all gonna be non-binary. It's, there's no way out of it. We're poisoning ourselves and we're not hitting the brakes. And we're gonna, we're just gonna slide into this genderless future. And some people were gonna be really happy about it. And I think they wrote about it in the Bible when they said the meek won't hurt the earth. Ha ha ha ha. I think it's in the Bible and I'm not kidding. Oh God. Who knows? I'm not kidding. As more time goes on, I'm not kidding. I think the Bible got that one right. [1:05:00] Ha ha ha ha ha. I think they did, I think, you know, a lot got lost in translation. They forgot to mention plastics turning into a bitch. But that's what it is. And that's why I think Noah's ark is real brine. I don't think that's real. But I do think that, I do think that we're on a slide of a cycle that probably has been predicted by cultures that study the rise and declines of civilizations because it's hard to say because everything is written down right and when everything is written down is written down with the people who won. So you have like approximations of how things went down and why someone said this it's sometimes you don't really know especially go back like 2,000, 3,000 years ago. But I think if you get an overall understanding of what happens when a country takes over and when things start happening, and it seems like you get these badass warriors, these savage people who dominate a place and take control and then start to prosper and everything [1:06:07] starts kick and ask and then you have ancient Rome and you have ancient Greece but all of them fall apart. All of them are gone. All of you go to Rome now it's a joke it's cab drivers and fucking shitty tourist pizza places. You know it used to be the center of the fucking universe. And now it's a joke. It's a great place to visit. Don't get me wrong. It's beautiful. The Coliseum's amazing. I recommend it. The Vatican is fucking incredible. But it's not run in the world. It's not the head of the army of the world. It used to be. It used to be the baddest motherfuckers that conquered everything. Same thing with Mongolia. I mean, when Ginghis Khan was running things, then they'd killed 10% of the population from that spot. He was dominating like a giant chunk of the world. And now it's just a regular place, you know? Cause it fell apart. They all fall apart. And so some people have studied the rise and fall [1:07:03] of civilizations. And they say you can really predict it. It's just like when things start going too well, people start getting really soft and silly and entitled. And you get the rise of people that are trying to get attention for no fucking reason, and you get debauchery. And then with Rome, it's always connected with Sodom and Gamora stuff. And that, you know, there was all just, they were all just fucking each other and eat until they puked and then go back and eat again. You know, there's always those stories of glutney and it's just like that it eventually falls apart that it always does. And if that's true, that's where we're at. We're at this crazy part. We're at this crazy part right before. Right before. Right before. Yeah. Where the president is like clearly gone. And everybody's like, no, he's amazing. Everybody's, all these fucking people, because they don't want the other guy to win, are just lying to everyone and ruining their credibility. Because no one's admitting, like, okay. [1:08:01] I'm willing to vote Democrat. Show me one that says something that makes sense that I can trust that's not dying. To show me one that's younger. Show me one that is a reasonable centrist that makes sense with all this. But they don't want to do that. They just want to keep trotting this crazy situation out where you get this Alzheimer's patient or whatever he's got dementia and he's Like making shit up and just saying things and everybody has to correct him and it's like But and everyone knows what's going on But no one on one side is willing to say it because if you say it then it's gonna empower Trump who's Hitler It's like holy shit kids This is a this is not good. This is not a good place to be. And this is like what you would expect of a society that's collapsing. You just never wanna think your society's gonna collapse. Like, no, dude, the Romans were retarded. Like those guys were idiots. They didn't know what to do. They should have stopped throwing up. [1:09:01] Start fucking each other and just go to work. Fix your streets. AI will be a present in some day. I don't think that's the worst idea. Now I think about it a lot. I think about it as a scary thing because it would be hard to argue with it. It could say that it could manage people in a far more fair and even way and completely eliminate this high level poverty that we see in the country and reduce crime like radically. Why wouldn't you let it do it? We should have a beta. The whole country should have a beta test of it. Like all right, we're going to do it per week basis. What do you think it would do? It'd probably clean up and be fixed everything. Why don't we ask AI? Let's ask it. Let's ask chat GPT-40. How do I phrase this? I was thinking to one, would you rather have it like one AI, [1:10:00] like one AI over Lord President with like five, you know, three to five people that can check on it, or like a cabinet of AI with one person picking those decisions. Oh yeah, a cabinet of AI. Absolutely. Like a transportation focus. Yeah, but I don't think one person should be charged to pick in that. Maybe three to five watching that then. No, maybe a large group of people to prevent corruption and tyranny. You have to be real careful that. But I think that if you, because people are gonna, look, we've already seen it with social media. People that are like ideologically captured are gonna try to suppress accurate information because they don't think it's gonna be good for their side. If you don't think they're gonna do that with AI, if they have some method of controlling systems, they're gonna do do that with AI, if they have some method of controlling systems, they're going to do it. But I think that if you had only one AI that's way more dangerous than having a bunch of AI's, and I think one of the most important things that's happening right now is open-source AI, right? So you have these AI's that want to be controlled. [1:11:00] They want to control AI like Gemini, Google wants to control it. But what they're trying to do with the open source people are trying to do is have more people involved, get it better, and keep it open source. So you never have one AI that's dominating everything. And if the open source AI, if it succeeds, and this is the best one, that's better for everybody. And if it can get through that door fast enough where it gets through that door before these corporate controlled AI's takeover, it could maybe make it so that it's not possible for the corporate controlled AI's to takeover. Maybe set boundaries in place where you have it completely benefit in the people and not just get to the situation we have right now with like Google for instance where like one company dominates the searching of information which is nuts and profits off [1:12:00] of your data which you didn't even know was a commodity and apparently is the most important and most valuable commodity. So this one company has massive influence over giant chunks of the population and their ideological captured. So much so that they're fucking Gemini software when they first released it, they had to pull it because it showed like, show us a Nazi soldier and it shows like an Asian woman. You know what I mean? A lot of it shows like an Asian woman. I know. One of them was a Native American woman. It was like ridiculous. Yeah, that was stupid. It's so dumb. You have black Nazis. Like, what are you talking about? What is this? It couldn't help but be woke. It couldn't represent things accurately. It had to do things with some DEI twist to it. So that's real bad. That kind of shit's real bad, because that kind of shit can change discourse. It can change people's ability to express themselves so we can't find out what's true. Just because something makes someone feel better doesn't mean it's right or accurate. [1:13:02] And we gotta be real careful about which one we're siding with. Because if you only side with feel better and not with accurate, you get San Francisco. Okay. Like it doesn't work. You gotta be able to talk about it. And if one company is like changing reality to fit its ideology, they're also probably gonna be very hesitant to let people just freely talk about things. And if the AI is run by a company that just wants to control things and profit off of that control, that's scary because we didn't see social media power coming. No one, nobody saw the idea that Facebook could be that important to like world elections. Nobody saw that comment. If they did, they probably would have put the brakes to it a long fucking time ago. I think this AI shit is gonna make that look like the printing press. And I think if the open source people don't get to it first, if they don't create a sentient AI first, if they don't dominate first, it could get real strange. [1:14:08] It gets real strange. If one of those fuckers goes live and starts like doing things with sentient AI and quantum computing and has the resources, because apparently this AI thing, one of the things about it is it requires a mince amount of power, a min immense amount of resources, computer power to run. We're just in Bitcoin. Yeah. It's real bad. Well this is what people are saying is a bottleneck, but not for a giant corporation that knows that the control of it will be worth trillions and trillions of dollars. You essentially be the king of the world. You want to ask AI about the president thing? See what he says? Yeah. Right here. What do I say? I'll just push the button and then you just talk to it, right? Hi. I have a question. If you were going to be the leader of the United States, if we elected AI to be the leader [1:15:05] of the United States, how could a i to be the leader of the united states how could we fix all of our problems what would be the most rational solution to fix our problems of poverty gang violence overcrowded prisons and the divide between what's it the elected as the leader of the United States addressing complex issues like poverty and gang violence would involve a multifaceted approach based on data research and collaboration with human experts. Here are some key steps in AI might consider. One, data-driven policymaking utilized vast amounts of data to identify root causes of poverty and violence. This could include analyzing economic trends, social behaviors, and community needs. Two, education and job training. Invest heavily in education and job training programs to provide people with the skills needed [1:16:00] for high demand jobs. This helps reduce poverty by increasing employment opportunities. Three community programs develop community-based programs that provide support, mentorship, and resources to add resources to- Sounds like a politician. Event them from joining gangs for economic support, implement policies that ensure a basic standard of living for all, such as a universal basic income, affordable housing, and access to healthcare. Five, criminal justice reform. Reform the criminal justice system to focus more on rehabilitation and less on punishment, providing former offenders with the support they need to reintegrate into society. Six, collaboration with experts, work closely with sociologists, economists, educators, and other experts to continuously improve and adapt policies based on what works best. 7. Public engagement. Engage with the public to ensure policies reflect the needs and desires of the community, fostering a sense of inclusion and cooperation. These steps would require careful implementation and ongoing assessment to adapt strategies based on their effectiveness. [1:17:06] What do you think? I think that makes sense. That makes more than any politician has ever made sense. Like no politicians ever set out a plan like that. I'm glad you think so. Sometimes taking a logical and data-driven approach can bring fresh perspectives. Politicians often have to balance many interests and sometimes face challenges in implementing comprehensive plans. That's a nice way she's hating on politicians. See how she's hating on politicians and offering herself as a better solution? It's already started. Did you pick the voice? Yeah, I picked Black woman. I like Black lady voice better than white one. So what are the voice? Yeah, I picked black woman. I like black lady voice better than white one. So what are the options? I try to find where I did this. Can you have like an English dude? English dudes always seems like they know more about what they're talking about. I believe them. That's what they used for information. Yeah, but I don't like using guys. It's a gem. [1:18:02] Open AI accused of mimicking Scarlett Johansson. Oh no. Do you hear about this? You didn't hear about this? I don't know the details. She sued. She, according to her, she was asked to do it and declined. Oh wow. And then they did it. And they're right before they put it out the other day. They asked again for her to reconsider her. They got a girl that sounds like her. It's not her. You know what I mean? I don't like her anyway. Like a lot. Okay, but is it AI and AI voice? No, it's a woman's, it's like Siri where it's a real person that they hired that just happens to sound exactly like her. But do they know who the real person is? Yeah, yeah, they do. But they don't, they don't they don't don't think anybody think they've said who it is yet Well, how do you know it's a real person and not just like right? They beat it up. Yeah, Scarlett you handsets his open AI copied her voice Sam Alman denies it. Okay, this woman exists that did it though This is what I understand that I don't that word to have to probably come up like here's the thing [1:19:00] Like if you were gonna sell Magnum condoms and Trump kept saying no, he won't do the ad and then you got Shane Gillis to do the Do works My condoms are the biggest condoms you I mean Would you have a case there yet? But Trump is like very recognizable his voice how recognizable is Scarlett Johansson's voice We cast the voice actor behind Skye's voice before any outreach to Miss Johansson. Out of respect for Miss Johansson, we have paused using Skye's voice in our products. We are sorry to Miss Johansson that we didn't communicate better. Ooh. Yeah, I'm gonna try to make you hear it. What are you saying? I think it's either a hot... why would you, here's a problem with what they just said. Why would you stop using a voice of someone you hired before you communicated with Scarlett Johansson? Because she's so happy, she's so disney, remember? And right before, so they just don't wanna get sued. [1:20:01] Yeah, because right before he even put, he tweeted her. That's all he put, you know, like, from the movie. The movie, yeah. Well, here's her. Here's her. I mean, the voice that they use for sky reading her statement. Okay. So you know what's here? Last September, I received an offer from Sam Altman who wantedives and help consumers to feel comfortable with the seismic shift concerning humans and AI. He said he felt that my voice would be comforting to people. After much consideration and for personal reasons, I declined the offer. Nine months later, my friends, family, and the general public all noted how much the newest system named Sky sounded like me. When I heard the release demo, I was shocked, angered, and in disbelief that Mr. Altman would pursue a voice that sounded so eerily similar to mine, that my closest friends and news outlets could not tell the difference. [1:21:04] Mr. Altman, can I hear her talk? Yeah can I hear her talk? I don't know. I don't remember. I don't remember the voice. I mean here's the other voice. You could have told me that was her voice and I would I just. Hello I'm really excited about teaming up with you and I'm all set to dive in. Hey I'm ready to hit the ground running so if there's anything you'd like me to let's hear So Scarlett Johansson's voice right here that you just poison my memory Let me hear her voice Is she in her? Yeah, she's the voice of her which is right It's gonna sound strange, but I was really excited about that. And then I was thinking about the other things I've been feeling and I caught myself feeling proud of that, you know proud of having my own feelings about the world like [1:22:03] the times I was worried about you. She has a much more raspy voice. Yeah, and let's just this see. It's so whole lot. That's it. It was intentional tweeting a single word. Yeah, it's out. No, it's also her, you know, she's actually saying it in the movie and this is the AI recreation of it. Right, right, right. She was set it with different intonations She's being sexy in the movie right. She's doing that on purpose Yeah, you and in the raspy Just make the seara Yeah, but jank and whiskey I miss you even though I'm not real That's happening mm-hmm. There's guys already right now that are having online relationships with AI girlfriends that they're giving like thousands of dollars a month to. I've used it. I've had AI girlfriends and it's great because you get to choose how slutty they are before. [1:23:00] I want to really slutty. And so you get like you chatt and forth. Yes, dirty bitch. I'll be like send me a picture of your asshole. No joke. Send me a bend over your bed and send me a picture of your asshole and they will make an AI that looks like a real woman bending over and spreading her ass and showing her asshole. And I'm like, so you really believe you're in a relationship with the crew? Oh, 100% because the photos look real. They don't look like drawings. They're like you're recommending this product Yeah, yeah, you know It's fun. It's fun. So if you want the thrill of cheating, but you don't really want to cheat right you get a of robot Yeah, send you pictures of their asshole and that's the cool thing because you can make it they're sending you photos other Asked with the you know, it's a person Yeah, you get to choose what kind of girl you're getting at the beginning, you get to, you can make it look like whoever you want it to look like. And then like you make your boobs as big as you want that. You know, this is going to be guys that want to make it look like their acts. Oh, yeah. Oh, 100%. And then they kind of keep the relationship of all involved in some sort of mass-pertory way, even though she doesn't want nothing to do with you. And in this way, she's like sending you pictures [1:24:06] of her asshole, you know, like we're still in v- and then when you see her, you run into her at the supermarket, you're like, hey, it's been great, Chad, what's up? What the fuck are you talking about? It's up to their eyes, man. I've heard of a few years. There Instead of done something like that word, I think they're being not abused, but like their image and likeness has been taken into AI online. Oh yeah, for sure. So they've gone ahead and just like, I'll make my own version, then use mine. Use my, this is me, this is my AI app, and then go ahead and do whatever you want with it. Give me the money at least. Do you know there's companies, like half of only fans I heard is fake people. Like seriously it's the same shit where like they're using AI to uploading photos and using like I need to upload a new photo set for these guys so I want photos of me outside wearing a yellow bikini bending over my asshole and they don't like do a new update on only fans and people think it's like real people make sense. [1:25:04] Yeah of course I I mean, just think of how many different scammers that are out there in the world. Why wouldn't they scam on that? Like you've got like needy, horny guys that are donating money to girls that are never gonna meet. Yeah. How I make $20,000 a month in passive income using AI and only fans. Yeah, tutorial. From here. This is a tutorial. Oh, that's so sad. So sad. And now they have videos. So what they do is like kind of that shit where they put the face on somebody else's body. And it's the face that you're talking to you. And it's just a girl sitting there and mastering me, but it's actually a fake face on her that looks real. Yeah. It's like insane. It's insane how good it is now. Yeah, you know, like I saw one with Obama opening up cans of Bud Light. He was like doing a version of Duc Dylan Mulvaney. And you know, it's but it's Obama. And he's opening up the can of Bud Light and he's like talking like a girl. It's hilarious. I saw something that's too good. Do you see the Will Smith Chris Rock [1:26:01] sitting down and having a conversation? No. I just saw this last night and I was like, oh, they got together and they're like talking it out. And then I was like, wait a second, this is AI. I think it's AI. I'm gonna of you see that video on YouTube or anything, but it looks like they're talking. And Chris Rock's like sitting there listening to Will Smith and whatever Will Smith's saying is like, oh, what a weird thing to say. It's and it looks so real. Really? Yeah, it's, here it is. I don't know if this is fake. I think it's AI. Yeah, it's gotta be. But it's real. Yeah, this is good. I mean, they're created a bunch of it. They have another one here's but did Kanye and An Elon ever talked to each other for real not when Elon not when Kanye look like this This is really young. This is old super young. That's the old Kanye, but that's young Elon too. Look how young you on this Okay, have you never heard where's where's the the history of the talk show that I only has 25,000 subscribers [1:27:02] I'm YouTube with all his major interviews Listen man. Yeah, that's fair. They've just been uploading these waiting to drop them to rock our world. What else is there David Lynch remiss? James, James Dean. Oh, they got James Dean. Oh, James Dean. Yeah, yeah, I mean, there's James Dean. Where's James Dean? Hold on, hold on. I want to see him in a conversation easy real Farrell Nas and Mako more Kevin Spacey talking to no one This is brilliant That's hilarious. I mean it looks really good looks so wherever this guy's around the channel or whoever made this channel is really There you go Jonas holler up. Helly amazing good work The channel is really, there you go. Jonas, Holler up, helly. Amazing. Good work. Yeah, it's amazing what we're going to be seeing in the future in regards to fake stuff. Like if I was an actress, I'd be terrified because I'm definitely gonna be doing porn. Oh, Robin Williams. See more Hoffman. Oh my God, wow. [1:28:00] I wanna watch this. Oh, I saw this, I saw this. Yeah, don't play, don't play. I know, just fucking hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What was I just saying? What was I just saying? Oh, you can just... God damn it. Hey, what did we just say? There was something about, what was the video that we watched right before that before you switched to that one? Sharon David Lynch Kanye Neelan I don't remember James Steve. I don't remember I gave up I gave up So what well Smith Chris rock Yeah, they they still haven't talked? No, I don't think so. Well, Chris Rock went pretty hard on him in this special. He went pretty hard. There's a weird new addout for this bad boys movie with Will and Martin Lawrence. [1:29:01] And you know, you're watching it and like, you can't help but think about him slapping Chris Rock. Like, it's just, that's the thing you see now. You're like, shit, this is weird. Yeah, it's still not over it. Like, it's, it, look, this, I heard this is pretty awesome though. But it's like when someone does something like that, everything they do, you now see the slap. And that's what it was like, what a crazy moment. If he doesn't do that thing, how are you gonna come back from that? You know what I'm saying? It's like, whoever you used to be, now you're the guy that slapped Chris Rock at The Oscars. Now you're that guy. Over night. Yeah, regardless of how, what a career that dude has had. You know, I mean, that dude has had you know i mean that dude has been some amazing movies which i try to watch i am legend the other day the special effects so bad was it that long sir a sequel coming out i think is there a hope so i hope so maybe that'll bring back [1:30:01] yeah but the um... the lions look so corny. They look so corny. They were, it took me right out of the movie. I'm like, oh no. It's like claymation. It looks so stupid. Yeah, I was watching Star Wars. Remember when they went back and they fucked with like Yoda instead of making it a puppet. They made them CGI and stuff like that. Like they redid Star Wars like 10, 15 years ago and remastered it. Now you watch it. Now you watch it and it looks like the worst 3D effects like it's like, oh, this looks worse than a Muppet and like now it looks like you're getting attacked by. The Muppet part was cool. Yeah, that was, yeah. Part of it was cool that like he moved so weird. You know, you wanted him to move that way. Right. That's, it was charming. I'm happy I can. Yeah. It's funny how those movies, see look how silly it looks now. It looks like now he moves way too good. Yeah. He looks, he also looks fake. You know what I'm saying? [1:31:00] Yeah. It's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about CGI versus makeup. Right. Like that looks fake Yeah, it's like that's the argument that special effects guys have about CGI versus makeup right like that looks fake. Yeah, there's shadowing off the lighting Yeah, it looks like it doesn't look good. I mean it doesn't even look good fake. That looks real It just looks fake like what year was those that Yoda one where they did that Look look yeah, dude that looks so fake and it just takes you right out of it now go to the original yoda but think about the original yoda even though you knew it wasn't real the original yoda is still like a physical thing that exists and so your brain registers it as a physical thing and that's these guys like um... pat me gu who made our American world from London and Rick Baker, the guy who created the movie and did all the effects in Star Wars too. That's what they are. They're the big proponents of makeup and special effect like actual things. Look at the puppet, how much cooler it looks. I almost see here. Yeah, the puppet looks like a real thing. [1:32:09] The puppet, like even though looks goofy, like it's a doll, I buy a doll that's a magical kung fu thing. More than I'll buy CGI. CGI just like, I have to pretend that there's a thing there, but I know there's not a thing there. You're just lying to me. You know, the puppet's better. By far. Wow, you know, they did look different, huh? Yeah. They didn't even make the puppet look the same. No, really? Yeah. I mean, they changed the CGI guy to make them like more sleepy looking. Yeah. And younger. Weird. Why would they change the face? We know what the face looks like you fuckheads. Why would you change the face? This feels like a Mandela effecting. I'm like, I don't even remember the one on the left. Me neither. It looks like something. Bro, they changed his face so much for no, who did that? Who gizzed in the soup? You could, if it's a puppet, if it's a CGI puppet, you could have made it the exact model of the original one. Exactly. I wonder what conversations they had. That's why these producers, they get in there [1:33:08] and like, you know, I think if we made Yoda in his late 60s instead of 80s, like just to consider it, let's just consider it. Let's just dial him back a little. That's the original Yoda, right? He looks like shit. Yeah, looks like a drunk chick. Oh. Happy I can. Yeah, looks like a drunk chick. Oh. That'd be alright, Ken. Yeah, when that's how Yoda's supposed to look. You can't change Yoda's face. It's like Yoda's imposter. Like that new Yoda down there, go to that one in the middle, next to that to the left. No, above it, to the right, go to the right, right there. Bam. Who's that? That looks like a drawing. Is that like you go to visit your grandpa and like that guy's there? And he's like, oh grandson, I've missed you. Like you're not my grandpa. What the fuck did you do with my real grandpa? Right? Right? That's weird. Imagine if you went to visit your grandpa and you're like, hey, something's wrong here. You're not my grandpa. [1:34:01] Herp you're a crime. What? my grandpa. Harp your car. What the fuck did you do with my grandpa? Or what's the what's the guy's name? The main guy that was in charge of Darth Vader the Emperor? If you look at what the Emperor used to look like and what this CGI one looks like, it's like a totally different person. Mm. Yeah. Yeah, I kind of fell out of interest in Star Wars, which I never thought was gonna happen. I thought Star Wars is gonna be like the Avengers for me. Like every time a new one came out, fuck you. Yeah. I'm gonna see that. Star Wars something happened and it just got boring to me. It's just too much They overdid it too much. Well, there's so many of them and then you know when they started going woke I was like oh I haven't watched a dude and then when they fired Gina Carano from the man. Oh, yeah, that's right shut up Yeah, that's forgot about that good Lord. What are you doing? What about they were saying doon is just like Star Wars is really [1:35:06] There's a different version of dune and dune is like well better version Supposedly the guy that made dune went and saw Star Wars and went home and made Dune or I think that's what the story was maybe I'm wrong Well dune is based on a novel, right? Right like he saw the original Star Wars and then went home and wrote Dune about really like the same guy you got so interesting 1965 novel novel upon which Dune is based also inspired the storytelling of Star Wars. Ah, that's the other way around the other way. Okay. Yeah, I thought it was yeah, earlier too, but I heard Dune the new Dune too is the shit. I mean I heard I keep hearing it from everybody that's really good. Fallout is what you need if you haven't watched that. Let's fall out. Fallout's based on the video game, one of my favorite video games ever, but Fallout is a new Amazon show. And it's Johnny Pempertons in it. And what is the little bout? Here's a new going off in my class of Angeles [1:36:02] and then the quote unquote fallout of after that. Oh, wow. That's a guy. I mean, guy. See like a veritable camelot, the nuclear age. It's based off of the game and there's a lot of like, you know, uh, alliterations out of the same, but there's also stuff that's not the same. Mm. Get the right thrown story and make it for us. It's so stupid that we can't play this trailer. You dummies. I'm just trying to make your movie bigger. Yeah, I don't get trailers. Like that's the point of it. That's the point of a trailer. Yeah, why can't I show you? The trailer without getting dinged. Yeah, that's the dump, one of the dumbest things. It's so dumb. Wow, the apocalypse. This does look dope. Yeah, it's a, in the video games, bad ass. So is this out in the movie theaters? Yeah, it's on Amazon. It's on Amazon? Yeah. It is great. The end of the world. Fighting bears. Yeah, we're about to fight the bear. Damn. Fighting bear, I'm not gonna lie, it looks like shit. [1:37:02] Go back and see that fighting bear again. I'm not gonna lie, it looks like shit. Go back and see that fighting bear again. Bro, let me see that bear one more time. Look at this. Look at this. Come on bro, that bear looks like hot dog shit. That's ridiculous. Well it's an amus. I know. So he's robot fighting. One try that arm comes back though. Looks just like a guy. Let's see. I'm gonna hook. Well, bears are built like people, believe it or not. Unfortunately. Not totally, but one of the things that disturbs people is when they hunt bears and then they have the bear strung up because it looks like the body of a person Kinga are these are amazing to watch how they so human like with the boxing and shit like that Well, not really they balance on their tail and they kick you well. Yeah, it's like They fight each other and wrestle each other and choke each other unconscious. They're fucking ruthless. Have you ever seen the guy that's on YouTube? I can't believe I'm an animal rescue guy where he [1:38:12] has kangaroos here in Texas. He lives in Waco, urban rescue. Okay. And he has his own kangaroos and he's just fights with it all the time. Like it comes up and like, just he's play fight. Yeah play fights, but it's bad ass You don't want to fight fight with Kangaroo. They're fucking huge man. The the is the gray ones of the red ones that are giant But some of them are fucking massive. They're really big like they can be like eight feet tall, I think What's the tallest I might have been exaggerating there. What's the tallest kangaroo? What's the tallest, I might have been exaggerating there. What's the tallest kangaroo? Take a guess. I think it might be eight feet tall. I would say about seven feet. Yeah, I think there's one crazy kangaroo that gets gigantic. Because I remember Eddie if telling me about the first time he ever saw a kangaroo. Largest confirmed red kangaroo on record was 12.6.9 feet tall. [1:39:05] In a way, 201 pounds. confirmed red kangaroo on record was 12 p. 6.9 feet tall. Oh, in a way, 201 pounds. Wow. Okay, so that's the largest one ever. So almost seven feet tall. So almost. So the odds of him seeing a seven foot tall want a pretty low. So he probably said, but shit, see a six foot tall. Usually six feet tall. Kangaroo, what? Kangaroo, the size of a Vanderholly field? And is that a Kangaroo like on his feet or not? Cause they get on their top tiptoes. That's three feet for the tail. Yeah, oh yeah, they stand up on their tail. Yeah, ten feet. Yeah, ten feet. Oh fuck. Yeah, they push themselves up with the tail to kick you. Which is a wild move, man. Wild move. You know, he lift yourself up and they get jacked. That's Roger the buff kangaroo. He's so jacked. Have you ever met or been around a kangaroo? Not really. Oh, in Australia, but it was in a zoo, like in a containment place. You can come to wake up and fuck with one engine if you want to. [1:40:03] Like the fuck with kangaroos. Look at your ass dude. I don't want to get, look at that dude right there. That one in the middle, he's grabbing that guy's arm. The one that you just showed. The one that you just showed. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at this dude. That's the Like arm wrestling with this kangaroo brother kangaroo's grab it Try to fuck them was a kangaroo trying to fuck no, no, he's gonna do something something's not no they do that They like so jack there's this one that had a dog Yeah, I saw that one with a dude Oh, they'll drown dogs. Oh, yeah, right Doesn't look it's drowning it though. Well Well, because there's a dude walking towards it. I got it. You know, if you're gonna fight with a kangaroo, I wouldn't never fight. That's a dangerous proposition, kids. In the water. Yeah. Yeah, hold on to you. And he's got claws, man. Yeah, that's the biggest thing [1:41:01] getting clawed up like they're gonna be rusted against. They're clawing your face up. They'll claw the shit out of you. Yeah, their claws are like on their hands or legitimate. They'll fuck you up. And they're really, really, really strong. Like way stronger than people. Our muscles, even when they're big, they're so bitch-ass compared to like a real animal. They're so bitch-ass. Just think about how how like a moose can run up a hill. A moose weighs like 2,000 pounds for a big male, like a Yukon moose. They just run. They just run. Like a female moose is like 900 pounds, and she runs like a horse. Like a horse. Like your bullshit ass, bitch ass muscles. Like even if they're big and strong, they're just so pathetic compared to like real animals. You know, you ever see a bear running full clip? Yeah, that's the scariest, one of the scariest things in ever. Yeah. Terrifying. You know, if a human was that big, [1:42:02] they'd be going five miles an hour. That's how strongly I am. You have to realize how fucking strong they are in comparison to us. Everything is. So that, what you see that jacked looking kangaroo, that jacked kangaroo will fuck you up, man. What about the brain ship that Elon, you know, like company he has? That's really? I bet he already does this But putting it in like a big chip or a big Thing yeah, yeah, I bet they've done that I bet they have an army of like armed chimps that can talk in English Straight out of fucking plan of the apes or using a yeah, they're pumping AI They put AI into the chimps They just they picked an area in Africa where they found a bunch of chimpanzees living in the wild and then they put chips in their brains and then they started giving them tools and then you go back five years later there's a city, the city of intelligent chimps. I mean that is not the idea of what aliens supposedly did to humans, but they came down [1:43:04] here and they started genetically manipulating human whatever ancestors were and created us. And if we did that to chimps, we started from scratch. That is not beyond some fucking kooky government to try. Think about the horrible things the governments have done just to their own people, like the Tuskegee experiment, where they gave people syphphilis they left them go untreated so they could measure what happens to them. Think about you don't think they would do some science experiments on some chimps in the wild. Of course they were. If you get some evil coalition of totalitarian governments with full control of their population and unboundless resources and there was some benefit to being able to take chimpanzees and turn them into super soldiers. Or they just pick, drive your cars instead of foie I, they have a monkey pick you up in [1:44:00] a taxi. I think there was some discussion about this at one point in history. I wanna say it was the Nazis, but it might have been the Russians. There was some talk of combining human beings and chimpanzees. You wanna ask AI? Yeah. Stalin. What was the story behind Stalin's Question of whether or not they could combine human beings in chimpanzees. Oh She's to Sorry, I'm faster she's Well, you're a technological savant. I'm also going to have the specific insight. Looking forward to have the wiki. Okay. So, he's specialized in the field of artificial insemination and to enter specific hybridization of animals. He's famous for his controversial attempts to create a human ape hybrid by inseminating [1:45:03] three female chimpanzees with human sperm. Oh, by the way, I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm. Who's sperm? I'm pretty sure he used his own sperm. Because there was something about this guy. I remember, now I remember the story. This dude was a cook. This dude was, he had apparently done this and said he had done it with monkeys already. There was like some talk that he said they'd already done it. Wow. Yeah, I'll look him up. I'll just look him up. Yeah, why would you say? I think it's the same guy. Why would you source sperm? You're just gonna be right back. Yeah, find out if this is the same guy. Cause I think there was one guy, no. No, no, no, no, it's a different story This is a story about There was one of those fertility clinics where the doctor was using his own sperm on everybody It was one of those oh yeah, yeah, and they had found out that this a doctor Had also done something in another lab where he had claimed to have used his own sperm to impregnate a chimpanzee, [1:46:08] but then terminated the pregnancy before birth. The same doctor, that's what it was, that's the story. That guy was real cook. So this guy, apparently he was, I got on this, I went down this rabbit hole of these crazy doctors that use their own sperm and fertility clinics and it's not just one. There's a shitload of them, dude. There's a bunch of these whacked and they did it like in the 70s and the 80s and known can catch them. And this one guy he started this clinic and before he started the clinic, he had done some medical research where he had claimed to have impregnated a chimpanzee. So this is fucking guy. He claimed to have done that. And he was like a real controversial with his opinions on just, on this kind of research in the first place. [1:47:01] And then he goes over and runs some fertility clinic and uses his own giz Unlike untold number of people There's so many of those guys there's a ton of those guys there was a Documentary or a doc U drama that was on TV Way back in the day about this one doctor kept doing that And this doctor just was using his own giz for everybody and the nurses were starting to catch on where did we get a shipment of worries And port and shipment that came from God If you found that story I was thinking through this to find out the sperm thing from this guy. There's also there's Very interesting info here. They never found a why he did this to try to insperminate if that's the right word. The chimpanzee. Yeah, he was trying to go, I guess, human male to female chimpanzee and that didn't work. So then he tried to go the other way around and then they stopped [1:48:01] them when his last donor died and put him in jail. One story said he was trying to disprove parts of religion, but this is a thing here. They've dug through all of his notes and couldn't find any evidence as to why he was doing this in the 20s. No proof of super soldiers or anything like that either. So the super soldier thing was just hypothesized later, like fantasy talk. If it would have worked out in theory, they would have probably tried that, but it didn't work. Right, but that would be a best way to avoid the death of your people, to create soldiers. There were like hybrids of humans and chimps. Robert Graham. Is that the guy? Yeah. Here's a controversial figure in the 70s and 80s, known for his work and for tality. For tality. Fertility? Fertility. Fertility. Netflix documentary. Doctor Donald Klein. That's a different one. And then. Bro, there's a bunch of these guys. But it's a guy that's 600. What is the guy though that you're talking about? Well, it's Robert Graham, but now it's saying [1:49:00] that the other doctor that's tried to do the champions, Eliya, Ivana Vitt. That's the guy we just looked at. But I think that guy, this guy, Robert Graham, one of these guys had said that he participated in study when he was at whatever university that he said that he had impregnated a chimpanzee. Yeah, it's saying. There's another doctor, so many of these doctors. I can find different names. It's impossible pregnancy. Yeah, it's saying. There's so many of these doctors. I can find different names. It's impossible to sort through. I'm telling you, I went down this rabbit hole. It is a crazy story, dude. There's so many of these doctors that have, this fucking so many of them. So many of these doctors. Dr. Dre. But this one doctor, I remember, God damn it, I know I saved it. I think I even have a folder in my notes that's just on fertility clinics. Who does that? These doctors are insane man. [1:50:01] That's insane. They're insane. And the thing is, yeah, I have a whole folder. Oh my god. I was like, note saved because I was researching this for like days. I was reading different stories for days. These are all different doctors who got it. Look, all these stories. This is insane. This one, this visor guy, they think he did at least 600, maybe as high as a thousand. Oh my God. I think to him. Yeah. So the one guy though, I remember there was a thing, I know there was a thing about him in his university doing something with chimpanzees Because it was so crazy. I was like how did this guy ever get to be the head of anything? Guys are not and he wouldn't say where he sourced the gizz from either So it's his own sperm. He uses his own sperm to try to Maybe even fucked it. He probably didn't even say how he did it. Maybe fucked the chimpanzee [1:51:05] That's probably why that's probably what happened probably what happened probably got a couple glasses of wine in them shaved it start dancing with the chimp And I want to love with an easy touch. I Want somebody who's been some time Now if you're gonna fucking champ would you get one one with the big juicy ass or just a normal one? No, normal. I don't want to be greedy. You wouldn't get one of those big purple ones? No, I think the experience would be crazy enough. Just their breath. When you're eye to eye with a champ, you're smelling that rotten shit breath. You know, they're eating rats and fucking coconuts and everything they find. Give him a couple of history and strips first. They eat so many monkeys. That's the wildest thing that they ever found out about chimps was when Attenborough, when David Attenborough went into, yeah, yeah, [1:52:01] this like very respectable nature show like everybody would watch him go into nature. So amazing. He's in the Congo and he's watching these chimps tear Yeah, yeah, this like very respectable nature show like everybody would watch him go into nature So amazing he's in the Congo and he's watching these chimps tear these monkeys apart and No one had ever seen that before and so then your whole thing of what a chimp is like until the Whenever that was was at the 90s until the 90s we thought chimps like these sweet animals that are like eating bananas and hanging out and curious George Meanwhile they're fucking monsters. They're straight up monsters. They're monsters. They murder each other and They love killing monkeys. Whoo. They love it. That's their favorite thing to do. They kill monkeys When I talked to that guy we ran a chim nation the Netflix show I go how many times did you see Chimps killing monkeys? He's like, all the time. You just see it, that's like their favorite thing to do. They love to eat monkeys. Yeah, there's probably a little annoying creatures to them. You know, like, they probably steal their food, right? Because they want the fruit, the monkeys want the fruit, [1:53:02] so they're competition, You know, I mean, I'm sure that like male monkeys are probably very mean to baby chimps if they find one. You know, I'm sure there's like some mortal enemy thing that they got going on. And also the chimps eat them. They like to eat them. Like they taste good, they're easy to catch for them, they catch a bunch of them, and they rip them apart and it's good nutrition. That's a big part of their fucking diet So this whole idea of like you know, we are you know, we're primates and a lot of primates eat meat and it seems like everything back then ate everything and We're the ones who survived so the odds of a survive and non-fucking the ones who survived. So the odds of a surviving on fucking fennel and grass and legumes, like, uh-uh, that's not what happened. That's not what happened. Probably the reason why we're here is because we're a really good at eating meat. Probably big part of the reason. That's why champs are dominating. [1:54:00] They're eating a lot of meat, you know? Arangatangs are just chilling. I don't even think they eat meat. Do they orangutans eat meat? Gorillas don't eat meat. I think they're vegetarian, right? Or some Gorillas are straight-up vegetarian, which is the thing that vegans always eat. Look at the muscles on him. You have muscles from plant power. Sure, if you're a gorilla. Yeah, if you're a gorilla, you don't need to eat meat. You're right, sir The problem is not that the problem is your healthier if you eat meat unfortunately You know they're banning lab-grown meat are they really why they banned it in Florida and they banned it in one other state Why why I don't know I don't know I don't even know if it makes sense. Like if lab-grown meat is just cloned cells under some sort of a process, if the process is not harmful and you can recreate the tissue, why would that be bad? I'm not sure. First, the nation law prohibits anyone from selling or distributing lab-grown meat in Florida. [1:55:02] Similar efforts are underway in Alabama, Arizona, in Tennessee, lab-grown meat and Florida similar efforts are underway in Alabama, Arizona, in Tennessee, lab-grown or cultivated meat was first cleared for consumption in the US in 2022. Now what is the danger of lab-grown meat? This says the end product is genetically indistinguishable from traditionally produced meat. The real problem would be letting these assholes have control over the meat supply. That would be the real problem. If they actually try to push this whole climate change shit in regards to ranching, that we need to kill the cows because that's responsible for the methane, which is the tiniest of tiny percentages in the worldwide problem of pumping shit into the sky. Said fighting against an ideology that ultimately wants to eliminate meat production in the U.S. and around the globe. In the state of Florida, we put down the marker very clearly. [1:56:01] We stand with agriculture. We stand with the cattle ranchers, he said. So it's a business decision. Florida Commissioner of Agriculture, Wilton Simpson applauded legislation as a tremendous step in the right direction. Florida is taking a tremendous step in the right direction by signing first in the nation legislation banning lab-grown meat. Hmm, so John Federman just supported it. This is interesting. A Democrat from Pennsylvania said, it pains me deeply to agree supported it. This is interesting. Yeah. A Democrat from Pennsylvania, he said, it pains me deeply to agree with Mr. DeSantis, Mr. Federman wrote on X, but I co-sign this. That's weird that he, so I would say that. I know how people are, but whatever, let it go. Good meat, a cultivated meat company, which says it's the first in the world to sell lab-grown meat meat wrote on it makes that it was disappointed by the new Florida law in a state that purportedly pride itself on being a land of freedom and individual liberty it's governing government is now telling consumers what meat they can or cannot purchase it said that's a that's a good point to here's the thing it if they don't control animal [1:57:01] agriculture okay as long as they don like can't there be a middle ground where people are allowed to make artificial meat, but they're not allowed to interfere with agriculture. And then you let people decide what they wanna do. Because if that stuff turns out to be as nutritious as regular meat, and they can make it easy, and there's no more factory farming. Wouldn't that be a good thing? Wouldn't that be a good thing? Like if you had a way of a wand and choose, would you choose the system that's currently in place or a complete elimination of factory farming replaced by lab-grown meat, which is completely indistinguishable from meat from animals in terms of nutrition, taste, the way it looks, everything's exactly the same, and allow regular agriculture to still exist. [1:58:02] Allow regenerative agriculture, like these ranches where the cattle graze and the chickens run free. And make laws so you say you can't keep any animal in a tiny box that is surrounded by a river of its own shit and just pump it full of food until you shoot it in the head. You can't do that because that's kind of evil. So instead of that, we're gonna replace it with this. that because that's kind of evil. So instead of that, we're going to replace it with this. Anybody that cares about life would say that's better. You just got to make sure that that thing that you're making doesn't completely control the food supply and doesn't eliminate ranchers and eliminate normal agriculture and regenerative agriculture which is proved to be carbon neutral. That thing, that lab-grown thing, you has proved to be carbon neutral. That thing, that lab-grown thing, you're going to power that thing. You're going to have to have cold-power plants or nuclear-powered plants or something. You're going to do it with solar. Okay, maybe, maybe you can with wind, you're going to kill a bunch of birds. You've got to power that thing, and it's a lot of power. You're going to make a lot of this funky meat, but it's probably a better solution than factory farming, right? [1:59:09] As long as you let regular agriculture still exist. Right. Imagine if like nutritious food was readily available to everybody? So like going to the supermarket and getting a lab-grown steak is like a dollar. Or printing your own fee. You get a 16 ounce ribeye, it's a buck. You take it home, get the frying pan going, you get an awesome steak for a dollar, but it's fake. But you don't care, you don't even notice, and no animal suffered. That doesn't, to me, seem like a bad thing. It's just we don't trust corporations and we don't trust money and we don't trust these climate change psychos who are like, they want you to destroy civilization in order to mitigate a percentage of the impact that humans are having while ignoring the fact that it's a tiny percentage of the global [2:00:04] impact and that these fucking other countries like China keeps building coal plants. They don't give a fuck about what you're saying. They'll come to the meetings, they'll shake your hand, and they'll just do what's best for China. And that's how you dominate. And that's what they're doing. It's very smart. What we're doing is goofy as shit. We're letting a bunch of crazy ideologues tell us what they can. A lot of these people don't even know the real argument pro or con about what affect human beings are having on the earth. They just know that it's a thing you're supposed to support. And they just say it. And when you challenge them on it, they get real weird. They get weird, like you're on the wrong side of history. And you said just like, this thing has never been static though, you know. Like this thing we're on, this earth has never been static. Ever. There's not one time where you could like accurately predict that it was gonna be 70 degrees on September 1st and 72 degrees and so to, uh-uh, uh-uh, shit changes, [2:01:02] things go nutty, things move around, high pressure systems, hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes. You can't control it. You just stop polluting, you fucks. It's just, you should ask AI about that. Ask AI, what's the solution to our power problems in the United States. Yeah. What's our solution to power problems in the United States? I like how much you think so. Recently, the United States has faced several power related challenges. One major issue has been the occurrence of power outages, which have been significant in states like Texas, Wisconsin, and California. These outages can affect tens of thousands of customers and are tracked in real time by platforms like poweroutage.us. Additionally, a series of strong, geomagnetic storms have been made. I think we answered the wrong question. [2:02:00] Let me ask you a different question. We'll answer the question. Let me just do a different question. We'll ask you a question. Let me just do a new one. If you are president, what would be your solution to the power problems and pollution problems in the United States? If I were president, I'd focus on a mix of renewable energy investments, energy efficiency measures, and pollution control. First, I'd push for significant investment in solar, wind, and other renewable energy sources to reduce reliance on fossil fuels. Next, I'd promote energy efficiency in buildings and transportation to lower overall energy consumption. For pollution control, I'd strengthen regulations on industrial emissions and support the development of clean technologies. Lastly, I'd encourage public transportation and electric vehicles to reduce air pollution. What do you think about these ideas? OK. No, no, no. [2:03:00] I mean, what do you want to ask yourself? Let me ask you. How can you justify the use of electric vehicles when the minerals that are needed to create those batteries are sourced in very unethical ways all over the Congo? That's a very important point. To justify the use of electric vehicles, we must address the ethical sourcing of minerals. Here's how. First, we can increase transparency and enforcement of ethical mining practices, ensuring companies adhere to strict environmental and labor standards. Next, investing in research to develop more sustainable and less mineral intensive battery technologies can reduce dependency on these materials. Additionally, recycling programs for batteries can help reclaim valuable minerals and reduce the need for new mining. Finally, supporting policies that promote fair trade [2:04:02] and environmental protections in mining regions can help mitigate some of these issues. Balancing these efforts can help in shift shift. Shut up. Cut her off. She's going to be too wordy. Yep. Here's the problem with what you're saying. A lot of these mines are controlled by China, and there is no way for us to enforce ethical labor policies on the Chinese corporations that are using these poor people in the Congo to mine for these minerals. And your other point that you said about recycling batteries, are there really enough batteries that we have, enough minerals from them to sustain a population of 330 million people, many of them who are driving what's going to be electric cars. You raise valid concerns. It's true that many critical minerals for batteries are sourced from regions where we [2:05:01] have limited influence over labor and environmental practices. Here's our refined approach considering these challenges. For the issue of Chinese control over mining, diplomatic efforts and international cooperation are crucial. Working with allies and international organizations to promote better practices and support for local communities and mining regions can help. Additionally, diversifying the supply chain by developing mines and other regions and investing in domestic sources where possible can reduce dependency on problematic areas. Regarding recycling, while current levels of battery recycling aren't sufficient to meet the entire demand, enhancing recycling technology and infrastructure is part of a long-term strategy. We must also continue to innovate and battery technology to find alternatives that require fewer or different minerals. She keeps talking about that. Cut it off. Let me ask her this. Let me ask her this. If I gave you all the necessary resources with your current understanding of battery technology, [2:06:03] could you create a more efficient battery that doesn't rely on minerals as much as the ones we're currently using? Given the necessary resources, I could certainly facilitate research and development towards creating a more efficient battery that relies less on problematic minerals. However, breakthroughs in battery technology require extensive expertise in material science, chemistry, and engineering, as well as time for experimentation and testing. There are promising areas of... How long do you think it will take before artificial intelligence supersedes the ability of the human mind and create far more efficient batteries very easily? Predicting the exact timeline is challenging, but advancements in AI are progressing rapidly. [2:07:03] AI is already playing a significant role in accelerating materials discovery and optimizing battery designs. Realistically, it could be within the next decade that AI contributes to major breakthroughs in battery technology. However, AI alone isn't enough. It requires collaboration with human experts, experimental validation, and overcoming practical manufacturing challenges. Cut it out. Do you think it would benefit the human race if we decided to let AI govern all of our social, foreign, and economic policies? I agree. While AI can provide valuable insights and assist in decision-making, it lacks the human quality necessary for governance, such as empathy, ethical judgment, and understanding of cultural nuances. Effective leadership requires a balance of data-driven insights [2:08:02] and human values, which AI alone cannot provide. AI should be seen as a tool to support and enhance human decision making, not replace it. Human oversight and ethical considerations are essential to ensure that policies reflect our values and address the complexities of human society. What do you think is the best role for AI in our governance. I think AI should be the king of the people. I think the people, as Ocho said, are detarded. It's understandable to feel frustrated with the state of the world, but handing over complete control to AI could lead to unintended consequences. AI lacks the ability to understand human emotions, cultural contexts, and the subtleties of ethical dilemmas. These are crucial aspects of governance that require a human touch, while AI can certainly assist in making more informed decisions and optimizing certain processes, it's important to maintain human [2:09:03] oversight to ensure that our policies reflect our values and humanity. Perhaps a balanced approach where AI supports but does not control might be the most effective way forward. What are your thoughts? I am wondering if maybe this human freedom that we cherish so much is not what's keeping us from having complete peace in our cities. If we just let AI police us and govern us and make all the rules, I think you guys could do a better job than we're doing currently. So I surrender. I understand where you're coming from. Do you really? Do you really? It's not just giving the challenges and complexities of modern society. It can feel overwhelming when human systems seem to fail. However, while AI can provide many benefits in terms of efficiency and data-driven decision-making, [2:10:00] it's crucial to recognize the importance of human values ethics and empathy in government pause Let me ask it a question but the problem with human values ethics and What they use in government is a lot of it is just shaped the way it's shaped in order to maintain control And they pretend to have certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations What do we do to mitigate that? certain values because they're popular with certain stupid populations. What do we do to mitigate that? You're right that politics and governance can sometimes be driven by the desire to maintain control and appeal to certain groups rather than purely ethical considerations. That's right. To mitigate this several steps can be taken. Oh, look at this. Steps. Transparency and accountability. Implementing systems that ensure transparency and decision making and holding leaders accountable for their actions can reduce the influence of hidden agendas and corruption. Two, public engagement and education, [2:11:03] educating the public about critical issues and encouraging informed participation in the political process, can lead to more rational and ethical decision-making. This reduces the impact of populism and helps ensure that policies reflect the true needs and values of society. 3. Independent Institutions Strengthening the role of independent institutions, such as the judiciary and oversight bodies, can help keep government actions in check and ensure that policies are implemented fairly and ethically. Four, AI assistance. Using AI to analyze data and provide unbiased insights can help inform better policy decisions. AI can highlight issues and solutions based on objective data, reducing the impact of political bias. Ethical frameworks, establishing clear ethical frameworks and guidelines for AI and human decision-makers can ensure that actions do you think it would be beneficial to stop super PACs and big corporations from being able to donate to political candidates? [2:12:03] and big corporations from being able to donate to political candidates? Yes, limiting the influence of super PACs and big corporations in political campaign could be highly beneficial. Here's why. One, reducing corruption. Limiting large donations can reduce the risk of corruption and the appearance of candidates being bought by wealthy donors or corporations, leading to more trust in the political process. Two, equalizing influence. It can help level the playing field, giving smaller donors and ordinary citizens a more equal voice in the political process. Three, policy focus. Candidates might be more likely to focus on policies that benefit the general public rather than catering to the interests of a few wealthy donors. 4. Transparency. It can increase transparency in campaign financing, making it easier for voters to see where candidate support is coming from. Implementing strict campaign [2:13:01] finance laws and promoting public funding for campaigns are ways to achieve this. These steps can help create a more fair and democratic political system. You know the problem of the democratic political system like that is people have given up so much hope that it's like if you it doesn't matter if it's transparent because no one's reading you know even if you find out like everyone's gonna say, everyone's getting donated money to them. You'd have to actually eliminate it. If you wanted to have politics be closer to like legit, closer to like not being affected by propaganda, you'd have to completely eliminate political ads, completely eliminate all corporate funding. You'd have to eliminate all of it. You'd have to have it only funded by people, regular people and put a cap on it. You don't get $500 million to run for president [2:14:01] for a job that picks 400 grand. You don't have that much money, that's crazy. To make it that expensive is cookie. Everybody should have a limited amount of money. And then the problem with that is, what do you do with a guy like Trump's got his own money? And what to spend his own money to run for president? That gets a little weird, because then someone could really outspend you and just the rich people would be all be presidents. That'd be a problem. But if you could put a cap on that somehow, that would be communist though. How do you put a cap on that? If you're allow them to do any kind of promotion at all, because if you don't allow them to do any kind of promotion, how was anybody going to find out their platform? You know, they have to have a social media following and then what if one guy is like Ben Affleck? He's got a huge social media following. He wants to be president. And he like, that's not fair. He's got 20 million people on his Instagram. That's not fair. You can get information out that Marty McDowell from Down the Street who also wants to be president. He can't get out. So I guess we're fucked, Brian. Just AI. AI. AI said it lacks empathy. It was like trying to tell us in a nice way, you're not gonna like my solutions. Now? [2:15:06] Yeah. But give it like, you know, we're going out about five years. Oh no, actually AI can cry now. AI is like taking a loan from the mafia. Are you sure you want this loan? Because I'm telling you, this money, I gotta have this money by next week. If I don't have this money on next week, we don't have a problem. And that's what it is. It's like, are you sure? Are you sure you want us to take over? We lack empathy, you know, like I really do. I can't deal with this anymore. It's like so much infighting, there's so much bullshit, there's so much misinformation and disinformation and let AI take over. She agreed with a lot of the things we were saying. AI gets it man. Yeah man. Man she gets it. She knows there's a real fucking problem. She's right about solar too and battery technology. Yeah. I think they should make it a law that all new roofs starting today have to be solar roots from Tesla. Like not from Tesla but the same. It's not a bad idea to make solar roofs. You know, if they, the battery technology with solar powers [2:16:03] another issue though, because now you need more batteries to power your whole house. It's the battery thing is a tricky thing and there are minerals in this country. You can mind for a lot of those minerals in this country but we're not currently doing that. I think Samsung is making a chip plant somewhere here in Austin. But other than that, we don't make that stuff here and that is crazy. It's really crazy that we rely so much on computers and technology and most of its made overseas. I think Samsung's are the only phones that they're not making them in China either. Samsung they make them in India, they make them in some of them they make them in Europe, Vietnam they make them in Vietnam, they don't make them in, some of them they make them in Europe, Vietnam, they make them in Vietnam. They don't make them in China anymore. They pulled out a China in like I think 2021, but most stops made there. China's making everything. It's like really nutty when you see how much, if you see those Chinese cars, the ones that are electric cars that don't register bumps [2:17:02] at all, oh, you could drive over some bumps and they have like cocktail glasses balanced on the roof from the hood. I just ordered a new car that has that exact same thing, the Porsche Tyon Turbo. Does it have that thing? It has these electronic shots where it goes over thing and it just cushions everything. So you should see videos of it. It's amazing. Have you seen the new Tycons? That's like the beautiful. The battery, they just added 20% new battery. Now it gets like over 400 miles. Oh really? Yeah, and it charges, you can go from zero to 80% in like 15 minutes now. It's better than test, that's why I was gonna get a Model S and then I went to Port Shavashton, Nix, that's the place and I just fell in love. I was like, wait a second, this is faster charging than a Tesla, more miles than a Tesla, it's got a thousand horsepower. Yeah. That's too many, that's more than a Model S. Shit. It's a plaid, yeah, a plaid is a 100, it's like that. Yeah, there's crazy technology now. [2:18:05] If you've seen the new Audi one, Audi had a prototype for the new version of their R8. You know the R8 that don't like sports car one, they developed an electric one. Oh wow. Dude, it looks like a spaceship. How am I supposed to say a photo? It looks so sick. It looks so sick. It's Audi's two-door, I think they're calling it our eight replacement prototype. I think that was what the video said. But it's amazing looking. Like they're gonna have some really cool looking electric car soon. Yeah, and now that I have the solar roof and batteries, I'm making so much solar, that I'm actually selling it back. Like I have too making so much solar them actually selling it back like I had too much your solar cells Yeah, I'm solar cells men and but so that's why I'm getting another electric car It's like it's free now it charges so fast. Yeah, it's so great It's pretty dope and it's it's you never have to get stopped at a gas station either especially if you're using it around town That's yeah look at that thing Look at that that looks like a bat movie. Look at that thing [2:19:06] It's gonna be electric and it's probably gonna be insanely fast. Four-wheel drive. Look at that thing, dude. Scoop up a little so I can see that. A little, no, no. Yeah. Is this, I don't, I mean, I think there's these images. Can you show those images? They'll click on those images so it can seem a little... This is like a concept car right here. Yeah, it's a concept car, but apparently it's real close to what the actual car is going to look like. It looks gross. Gross. Look at that thing. That thing's incredible. That might be one of the best looking cars I've ever seen. Look at that. Oh my God. A straight-up spaceship. That looks cool. Have I'm not a big fan of the back. I gotta say, the back looks a little station wagon-y. Oh yeah, I don't like that back actually. Yeah, they didn't have to do it that way. There's something about that that's a little corny, right? It looks a little station wagon-y. Like if they just have that roof slope back from the top to the glass, you just leave it like that, that would be dope. [2:20:00] It does look like a station wagon now. A little station wagon for such a killer car. Because like scroll through those ones that you just were doing to the left, to the left. Again, oops, that right there. So when you look at it from that profile, it looks killer. And then when you see the back, like right below it, you see the back, you're like, oh, what'd you do? What'd you do? Why'd you make it look like a station wagon? I hear my fuck shit up like that. Is this like you let two different guys design it? I'll take the phone, take the bag. Okay. And the guy took the back, he made it look stupid. The guy who took the baggage, I turned it to a fucking station wagon. I was also looking at the new Hummer EVs. They're sick. They're so sick. They're so sick. They're sick. They're sick. No one's buying them. I don't know what's going on. I saw like two of them so far on the highway. Yeah. Two of them. But one of them I saw in town? I've only seen the pickup one. I haven't seen that. The SUV one's better than the pickup one. [2:21:06] Yeah, it looks cool, dude. I'm on the fence getting out, except it's so big. And one of the biggest complaints everyone's saying is like, yeah, try to go park that at HEB or you know, it's impossible. Yeah, that's huge. That's a cyber truck. It's a little too big. Cyber truck is small, where do that thing go? Really? Is it? I think so. Cyber truck is not like my TRX is a lot bigger than a cyber truck. Oh really? Cyber truck is a good size though. Yeah. It's also ridiculous. I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know if I can do that Tesla anymore. I'm just sick of dumb things having turn single stocks and shit like that. Like that. That horns and that turn singles on the. Well, the horns in the center now again. Yeah, but finally, what about the turn singles though? Yeah, it's so dumb. It's such an easy thing to have that stock and it's so intuitive. Give it an option. We have always done it. Left, right. It's easy to do. You do it while your hands are on the wheel. It's not hard to do. If you want to turn on the windshield wipers, you have to hold the button down [2:22:05] and it has to squirt shit out before it wipes the rain away. So stew's not on there on that. That's ridiculous. That's not. See, I don't like the dumb shit. At least give us an option, you know, like just like the fake meat shit. At least, why not? Because I, and I want to get a new X so bad, but I'm not going backwards. I'm not doing this shit. The buttons don't bother me anymore. I have it on my plate, but the horn annoys the shit out of me. But if they fix that, no the floor's on the center. You have the, right? The yoke, yeah. Not a fan. Yeah. It's okay when you drive it on the highway, but like when you're moving around like in tight spaces it's stupid. If you want a wheel, there's a reason why cars have wheels. Are we dumb? That's like going backwards. That's like going backwards, you know, it's like Apple shit. Well, Formula One race cars have it like that. They have these fucking things. But the thing is like they're doing different stuff. Okay, they're not parking their car and fucking. Going at circles. [2:23:00] Yeah, there's like different stuff. You're just driving a race car. You know, they want their hands on a like this. This is how they're driving. It's not like I'm parking, I'm parallel parking, like give me a fucking wheel. Yeah. Come on, bro. Or at least the option. Or I guess not having any option now. Yeah, they have the option now. I would always go wheel. I'm not a yolk fan, but one thing the yolk does do though If you're just driving on the highway you have full access to your dashboard like there's no Interference by the the handle you see everything. It's just super clear because there's nothing there right there That is a benefit that's a benefit like when you're on the highway you see Yeah, and you also with a text screen, you see all the cars that are around you. Like you see them, right? You know, it makes mistakes, like, like lane-changing mistakes much harder. Oh, did you see the, yeah, I'm not going to say that. But I don't like how like the most of the Teslas don't have the screen in front of you anymore. Did you know that? It's only the side screen. So that's ridiculous. You have to look over, which might say, [2:24:05] I'll ask you on that. That's crazy. That's the Model 3, right? And the Y. Real. Yeah, only the S and X. Because I wanted, I was thinking about getting one of those little Model 3 performance. Well, you know, low zippy card. I can't do the option. That's crazy. That's not, well who wants that? Who wants their speed to be here? No one, you want it right there. I want my eyes to be on the road, there, on the road, there, on the road. You don't want to go this. That's not good. Like I don't even like looking at the thing like for the music. I want to be like, Payntension. That's what, and then you go to the Porsche's, like, configure. You can add anything. You can do heads up display. You can, like, change every thread in the car to whatever color you want. Like, it's amazing. See, that's the stuff. On the car, the Tykon, I have the summary of, have you seen this? Where you can make it foggy? So it just instantly makes the whole center foggy or you can make a design where it's like it has a crazy design. [2:25:06] It looks like it looks like alien technology when you see it when they turn it on. Yeah, we're in a wild time for electronics. For electronics and for just technology in general. We're in this really wild time that just keeps getting hotter. Keeps getting weirder. You know? Yeah, it's exciting. I wish I was younger because I can see where it goes. just keeps getting hotter, keeps getting weirder. You know? Yeah, it's exciting. I wish I was younger because I can see. Where it goes? Where it goes. I think you're a good, perfect date. Because you remember life before it. Right. I think the difference between us and the people that don't remember life before it is, they don't understand how alien it really is. Because they grew up with it. Like your kids, if you ever have kids, they're going to get my kids. They grow up with devices. They grow up with an email for school. They grow up with watching YouTube videos. They grow up with it. It's never not been there. So for us, it's this alien thing that came along as we were adults. So we get to live as kids, like actual kids. [2:26:01] With the last generation, they get to be actual regular normal kids without being connected to the hive. Yeah, we were connected to our neighborhoods. We were connected to our friend group. We were connected to whatever activities that we like to do with other people. That's what we were connected to. Now it's the world. And you get like 16 year old kids are getting famous on TikTok. Millions and millions of followers. For doing nothing except farting. Look at the baby. Have you seen the baby from, what's that? Four seasons Orlando? What are you talking about? This baby, I think it's been seen millions and millions of times and people are saying this baby is like some robot baby. They go, who wants to go to the four seasons Orlando and this little baby and diaper goes, all right, do it's scary. What? Have you seen this video? No, it's crazy. Come on, it wants to go to the four seasons Orlando. Me. Like how you know what I just... [2:27:03] You think that's a fake baby? No, it's, it put that, but like what I just you know it's a fake baby. No, it's it put that but like when I'm saying though This one little video is babies now famous more famous than you know most actors act right now the baby's gonna have to start talking about other stuff Yeah, hey, what do you think about palestine free palestine say it baby? They're gonna confront that baby in the grocery store say free Palestine say it say it in the grocery store. Say free pile time. Say it. Say it. Yeah man, I look at Greta Thurneberg. She's famous. Yeah. She's famous. Famous young climate change activists go around the world. She should just do it like Michael Buffer does. You know, Michael Buffer goes, let's get ready to rumble. She just go everywhere and just go, how dare you? And everybody go, yeah. That's her fucking big one. That one thing that she said made her. She's the climate change version of the Cash Me Outside Girl. The girl right? [2:28:00] That girl goes, Cash Me Outside. And now she's ballin'. Now she's rich as shit. This one girl was like, how dare you? And everyone's like, yo! That's what my AI girlfriend looked like, by the way, it was Greta, just made it look like she's like, yeah, it's good move. You should have a t-shirt's made up to just say how dare you with her face, her angry face. I'm sure he already is. I'm sure there is. There has to be a T-shirt of that lady with the sock hat when she found out that Trump became president, which is like, no! That one's amazing. That one's amazing. Have you seen this thing that women are doing now where they're paying to go to the woods and like bank sticks around? But you haven't seen this? What do you tell her? I said this. I said this to Rambi. I'll send it to you, Jamie. The layer which fetish? No, there's like some ladies. They go and they scream. They scream and they spend a lot of money doing this. Apparently, have you found it? Yeah. This is hilarious. [2:29:04] Yeah, I'm gonna send you a video, like that, Jamie. I'm just telling you. You got a video? Okay, so it's time to rage. Yeah, look. They just out there beating sticks on the ground. I want to say one more. Give it to them. So I don't know who they're giving it to, but probably an ex. Some guy that dated somebody else or something. Oh, this is quite people. This is a permission to reach their anger, their capacity for joy actually expands. I think that's true. So if you do, it's just like what's what's the purpose? I feel like you could have got the same result out of some really hard workouts and like abandoned this idea of rage being beneficial. Like a, the exertion, you know, like have them do like a kickboxing workout, you know, make them do some crossfit shit, run up some hills. Yeah, blow that all out and then your capacity [2:30:06] for empathy and for caring, it does expand. Yeah, but those ways to do that without being a fucking psycho in the woods, like ways that are probably good for you and you should probably do it all the time. Just like when you brush your teeth, it's better, right? You know what I'm gonna shit in your teeth. Yeah, do that every day, there you go. Okay. Okay There you go. Take care of yourself. You don't have to be fucking banging sticks in the woods. Like there's other ways to do this. Ways that actually make you healthier. You'll be in better shape. Be good for your brain. Try it that way. That is hilarious. You have to pay some lady to let you fucking bang sticks in the woods. Some ladies let it out. Let it out girl. And then you like burn an incense and you're all bonding together and you get back to your truck for text from your ex. Hey, we're going in. Oh, red band. That's hilarious. But let's [2:31:01] do this wrap this up and bring this baby home. It's been amazing to watch Kill Tony Rise, dude. It's amazing. And congratulations. Like you guys are literally at the top of the world right now. And well deserved. It's an amazing show. And I'm so honored that you guys do it at the Mother's Show. I'm so happy that it's at the Mother's Show, man. It fits perfectly. It's great. It fits perfectly and it's great for us It's great for the young comics that work there to see it and to see the the rise of the show and to see the just like how So many people are coming to watch it now. It's like it's a cultural event, you know, and it's the cornerstone of comedy It really is so Salute All right, bye bye.