What Would Happen if Sex Work Became Legal?

Yeah. It's better around. There was a guy last night at the Lakers game who was throwing money, just $1 bills, into the crowd. And people were scrambling for it. And I was like, this could be, he could be passing anything. Yeah, easily. Yeah. I was like, or this is a really great way to see if your counterfeit bills work. Yeah. Or to get people in trouble. Yeah, you fucking losers have 10 bucks for free. Yeah. That's a weird thing, right? The throwing money thing. I'm so rich I can throw money away. Throw it up in the air, making it rain. Yeah. Yeah. It feels weird when you're like with no specified target. Right, right, right. You know, if you're like, well, I'm so rich I'm going to give it to a school. That's nice. That'd be a nice thing to do. I'm so rich I'm just going to throw it in the air. Yeah. It's the ultimate and frivolous spending. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm in a couple clubs, I can get behind it because you're like, oh yeah, you're paying this lady. But you're making her scratch it all up together. Yeah. Like she's sweeping leaves. It's weird. I bet strippers really hate raking in the fall. They're probably like, ugh. It's not even money. Not even money. But they must get money thrown at them all the time, right? Oh, they do. They would get it crumpled. Yeah. And guys would throw it. That has to be the worst, flattening it back out. Yeah, ironing. You got ironing. You're like, this isn't going to work in a vending machine. That's another job where there's no male equivalent that's as humiliating. Because like Chippendales dancers, like if a guy's a Chippendales dancer, it doesn't even come with a stigma. No. Like he's a good looking guy with a six pack and wants to make some money. Puts his hog in a tube and starts dancing for ladies with cowboy boots on. It's normal. No one cares. Like, hey, our boyfriend used to be a Chippendales dancer. Yeah, I paid my way through college. I mean, it's a real testament to how much better women's bodies are. Like, we're just like, like the male buys like, I mean, I'm attracted to it, but like it's still just like, it's not something I want to see dancing around necessarily. It's a weird thing. Guys dancing is feminine too. Yeah. It's like a guy just sitting there dancing in front of you. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. Like, you know, when women are dancing, they're letting you know, you could fuck me. Yeah. Maybe you could fuck the guy. Guys don't fuck anything. It's so easy. I was gonna say like, you want to fuck a guy, be the last one there. Just be the one who goes, I'm ready to fuck. He's like, oh, you're ready to fuck. Okay. Let's get out of here. It's also like, it's so, we're just attracted to different things too. Like, you know, like, yeah, we like attractive men, but like you want to get us, like show us you're capable of things. Yeah. Yeah. That's hot. Like, your life is so fucked up that you're a Chippendales dancer. We're like, huh. Yeah. I'm just like, what do you, how come you don't have your shit together? You're 35. Yeah. Like, why are you dancing? You'd be like an accountant or something. Yeah. You have a full beard. You should have a real job. You're a fucking real grownup, man. Why, why are you dancing? Why are you dancing? Like, where does this go wrong for you? Do you own a house? Like, stop it. It's such a different reaction too. Like when girls go to see men strip or men dancing, they scream, they're screaming and yelling. Yeah. Guys are just sitting there looking creepy. Guys are sitting back like this. They're like, and I'm like, oh, your posture. It's a reverse of roles for guys. Like the women are aggressive because they want to make money. Like, would you like a dance? Would you like a dance? Yeah. Like the women are coming up to you. Like, whoa, this is crazy. They're coming up to me. Yeah. And it's like, yeah, cause you're panging them. How? Why do you get all technical on it? What do you think would change in society if prostitution was legal? Um, I think it'd be a lot less guys that are stressed. I think there would be, yeah, I mean, I, people would probably be a little nicer. I think people would be nicer. I think those women would finally get like, like there'd be like, they could have like a union. Yeah. You know, like they could not really hose. Just break your lines. I want to be at a prostitute union meeting. I really do. I really. Y'all are charging too little. Uh, they're like, I'm not giving my fees. The healthcare was not good this year. You fucking bitches need to step up. Could you imagine what it'd be like being at a prostitution meeting, all smoking, all shit? I got to get out of this fucking job. This job is fucking bullshit. But there's also like one woman in like a skirt and heels who's just like, we're not all like that. Okay. So, for me, like, for us, we're the, we're the classy ones. Like there's the classy versus the unclassy side of the room. You know, like, girl who in college, she was, uh, she was a prostitute, but she was a prostitute. Like she would fuck guys she knew for money and she didn't want to get a job. And she liked these guys. They were like older, married guys. And she fought and she was trying to explain it. And I was like, okay. So you like, you knew the guys and you would fuck them for money. She's an artist. Right. And she was explaining the whole thing. I was like, oh, okay. Well, that's an argument that comes up a lot where there's, there's some women who say that like, no, I want to do this. Well, if you want, look, imagine if you're a woman, right? And you're in college and some guy says, I will pay you $2,000 to have sex. It'll take about an hour versus you have to work for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours. And the guy's a nice guy. Right. And you go, oh, okay. He's like this nice businessman and he can't get away. Like you maybe would have done it anyway. Yeah, probably not. But either way, it's not the worst thing in the world. You're not disgusted by it. He's not treating you terrible. He just likes sexual pleasure from a pretty girl and you like money. And then next thing you know, Jed's a millionaire. Like what is wrong with that? If that, but that obviously that's best case scenario, right? The worst case scenario, I think it's pimps and people abusing women and sexual trafficking and all the stuff that's associated with the same sort of thing that's associated with illegal drugs is associated with illegal prostitution, crime, organized crime. I mean, that's what the real problem is. And look, I have three daughters. I don't want anybody to be a prostitute, but if they were going to be a prostitute, I would like it to be like a legal thing. Not my kids. Right. Right. Right. And then the problem with prostitution, if it was legal, first of all, why isn't it legal? How can it's okay to fuck anybody you want, but it's not okay to pay for it? That's crazy. I mean, it's, it's literally, it's the oldest profession. Yeah. So there should be something at this point. We should go as a society. Hey, we're not getting rid of this. Yeah. Let's just figure out a way to make it as safe. Test people. Yeah. Protect them from creeps. Make sure you have security. Maybe that's also part of why guys, some guys like it because it is illegal. Oh yeah, forbidden, it's dirty, it's naughty. Yeah, you can't. Oh, it's naughty.