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Michelle Wolf is a comedian, writer, producer, and television host. Her new special "Joke Show" starts streaming on Netflix on December 10.

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The Lakers game last night. Lizzo. Oh, Jesus. Is that her? Yeah. What is she doing there? And I actually, I went to the game last night and she wore this t-shirt that had this big hole in the back and she was just wearing a thong out of it. My theory is that she forgot underwear and then cut it and she was like, I can fashion it out of this hole. But I think that's calculated. First of all, she's sitting on a seat. Right there? Her butt is on that plastic Delta court side seat. Well, you know, Lil Duval, you know Lil Duval, he had a great point. He put it on his Twitter page. He said, how come when little skinny hot girls wear no clothes, everybody gets mad at them and calls them sluts. But when big giant girls, I don't think he said big giant girls. I think he just said big. I added giant. He's like, when big girls dress like that, everybody celebrates. Well, my biggest problem with it is that you'll see all these women, I'm sure, being like, she's just confident. She's confident. And I'm like, why does it still have to be, like, it doesn't matter. It's still wrapped up in women needing to feel sexy to feel confident. Right. Or I'm like, or you can just be a really good artist. No. No, to be confident, you have to be, you have to seek your ass out. Yeah. Super important. Yeah. It's very important. So we will do when they're confident. Yeah. It's like when baboons, when they're in estrus. Look at her there, dancing around. Well, you also got to remember she's only been getting a lot. Oh, Jesus Christ. How long has she been getting attention for? Hasn't been that long. I feel like I've only known about her for like a year. Yeah. So this is all new, you know? Yeah. She's got an old iPhone. Can you see that iPhone? Back that up, Jamie. Back that up. That shit had bezels on it. Look, see the bezels on that phone? Back up. Look at that. See that? See the top? See the bottom? She's got an old iPhone. Yeah, so do I. Do you? Yeah. You might be one of them weird people that likes to do it as a choice. I just don't want a bigger phone. Oh, okay. Doesn't fit in my pocket. I get it. They're coming out with a new one, a new iPhone that's a real small one. Yeah. A four inch one. She called it a lady phone. See how mad people get. People that are...

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