What Kind of Pervert is Theo Von? - Joe Rogan

Do you ever use one of those teeter inversion tables? No, I just got something free from you guys though in the lobby. What's that thing called? Proformus or whatever? Oh, that's a so right. Yeah, that's a so was so was massager. Isn't that great? So yeah That's this muscle. Oh, I'm gonna come on that thing. I think fucking good, bro. Sorry, bro I hope that thing feels good. You are so horny today. Yeah, I had to drive. It's like 20 minute drive over here Oh, that's your money driving nothing like driving. You know, I'll say this Things that get me erect these days driving being on planes, you know that Bumpy roads Get one of those bumpy road corners, dude, I know they're real you asked me one time Remember they had a lady I fella I got an erection on a plane and she got pissed She told the she told the flight attendant to get me a blanket. Yeah. Well, did you have it out? No, I was asleep and it was in my pants. It was in your pants. Yeah, she saw it somehow Yeah, she saw my pants cuz I wear lean pants lean pants or you know I wasn't wearing like a like a fat canvas or anything, you know Yeah That's crazy that she's looking over crazy though But I guess if I was a woman and a dude had a rock-hard boner just like a couple of feet I would know that's like a ticking time bomb. Okay. Hey, but I'm on a plane. I'm going home Yeah, but what if you're a pervert? Yeah, I am a pervert, but I'm still just going home and not using my dick I need what kind of a scale of a pervert are you if like? 10 is jerking off in front of people on the subway with a I'm not that I have a friend that's a flasher though Well you this flashes and there's flashes that jerk off on people. He doesn't do that. That's that's 10 So then 9 is a flasher that just pretends to jerk off in front of you It doesn't finish. Yeah, or can't get hard and then you got to go back from there. Oh, yeah That's soft bulb 5 what are you like a 3? No, I think I mean I guess Perverted tendencies like what I guess it's like what is perverted, you know Well, it goes back to the porn talk like you say that you had a problem with porn You were watching too much porn it became a habit for me. That's what I didn't like It became a instead of me wanting to watch pornography it became oh, I'm used to watching pornography at night So I'm gonna do it jerk off and get a little bit of rest I didn't like the habit it would create a bad habit. Well you You get real Intense thinking about things yeah, like even when we're talking about like business stuff like you can tell like you get you focus on things Yeah, which is good if it's a good thing, you know, but sometimes that kind of thinking can get away from you Yeah, I think it says sometimes. Yeah the same kind of focus that can get you Really excited about something that's productive in your life can also get you obsessed with something that's not productive It's the same the kind of person that you are and a lot of performers You're an impulsive creative person impulsive creative people sometimes get caught in ruts, you know And there's a bunch of different reasons I think for for addictions I think there's psychological addictions. There's physical addictions Some of them are undeniable physical addictions. Some of them will kill you like you get off of alcohol too quick. You'll die Yeah, it's a physical addiction that is real. That's a good point. You can't pretend it's not real that shit will kill you right? So it's obviously real but then there's other ones like washing your hands too many times Like some people are addicted to washing their hands. I know I do it. It doesn't go anywhere without Purell everywhere Why should I say it's putting prayer? That's crazy. She's saying just like to touch doorknobs put touches doorknob Purell back to the hands It's weird and you do you fuck up your skin flora like it's not good Yeah, we had a dude that used to lick both of his shoulders before he'd start talking to you. Oh, that's good I mean it was crazy. That's a let motherfuckers know you're serious. Oh, yeah That's an Irish. Hello right there Where will we we're in crazy town? You're the mayor Fuck you doing you lick your shoulders, dude We had a tea we had a dude in our town He put like a chocolate on your shoulder and you try to get it off eat it off That's not right. That guy's gonna grab you one damn fuck you. Well, he did get in trouble or something I don't remember what it was. I'd grown up, but he was he's like one of those angler fish. He's tricking you Yeah, he's getting you to look at that, huh? He's gonna get you come looking for that chocolate You know my shoulder bro, you look down he's got a bat in his hands. Well if you said Like you on that plane Get your chocolate come get your chocolate