Theo Von's Owl Moment - JRE Toons

I wonder if in the future we'll know that certain animals can take messages around for us and if you told an animal something it could go tell... Like I wonder if we'll start using animals more. Yeah, for sure, but for whatever reason it makes more sense with birds. You gotta send a bird that nobody wants to shoot though. Because people like to shoot birds. Well owl too. Dude, we had owl two thanksgivins ago. We had two owls at my sister's house. Yeah, I saw one last night actually. Did you? Yeah, it was pretty fucking cool. It was big too. It's gross I think. Owls? The meat. Oh, you ate them you're saying. Yeah, but the... You guys ate owls? Yeah. I think that's legal. You probably shouldn't say that on a podcast. Well, I didn't have a lot. I didn't have a lot, man. I had no job. I think I even spit it out. I'm not even joking yet. It's like Bill Clinton and you smoked that weed. And they had two. They didn't have... They had a lot of meat on them. I fucking don't like owls. Owls whoever did their PR, you notice everything's there smart and they can read and they're like... Yeah, they had a good PR. Yeah. Right? Yeah, look at that. But see how much little meat is on them. You think there's more. Look at... He's kidding folks. He's kidding folks. He's not eating owls. I was driving home and one was flying above me on the road and dropped a rabbit. And I stopped the car to check it out. I was like, whoa. It's flirting really. It sounds like... Flirting? Oh, if a bird drops a rabbit at your feet. Hey bitch. Yeah, it's ready to fuck. Look what I got for you. More with that came from... Oh maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you this, if you want to feed a family of four, you can't just have one owl. I will say that though.