What Happened to 50 Cent? Joe Rogan and Matt Braunger

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Matt Braunger is an actor, writer, and stand-up comedian. His new special "Finally Live in Portland" will be released everywhere on February 5, 2019.

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I live south of Glendale and there's a there's a banquet hall every two blocks. I'm like there at some laundering Yeah, come on. That's got to be some geek some easy laundering right there. Thank you at all They're just trying to figure out a way to get rid of money. Yeah, you got to move it around Just to father who's to say there isn't a wedding a wedding's a day couple weddings. Yeah, sure Well that you you got to think that if you're a person in this day and age That you're selling drugs and you're trying to launder money. You have to be super sophisticated about it That's the hardest part if you making millions of dollars selling drugs. Mm-hmm How do you you know you have to own like laundromats or something? Like you can't be like Pablo Escobar moving the money from the bottom of the top to the rot like fruit Like there's so many rats in there. I was at a oh It's the best way to describe this out giving anybody up. I was at a Luxury automobile place ah and this one gentleman came in who is in the rap game sure and They had a large bag of money. They were looking at Lamborghinis. I wasn't looking at Lamborghinis You do she buy the Lamborghini no, but they sell them at this place and This guy had a bat and they were bringing out the the money counter a money counting machine. Yeah, so I get Scarface my scarface. Yeah, like this is how they were gonna buy a car. That's fantastic I guess if you're in the rap game, that's how they like to buy cars sure They like to just like throw a duffel bag full of cash and buy a car and then you're done You're done. It's like no I don't wait for the wire to come through no here you go. I My my my I used to work with a business manager who used to work with high-end sports High-end athletes and she's like oh like I was just like can you eat set this up or some transfer? She's like listen. You'll never make my job as hard as Trying to get a Lamborghini dealer to open at midnight in Las Vegas Where the client wants to buy one? Oh right somebody wins. Yeah, there's something go ahead. I want to buy a Lambo right now Coked out of their fucking mind yeah, you're married. I'm gonna buy a luma bright purple Who is that picture this is future? He's a rapper's to him holding a million dollars future is future is very very popular There's future and looks like he's got some stray hundreds in that ring finger. Yeah slipping through his fingers Do you think he has like a fuckhole cut in the in the money right fucking that really was pants are down very low As you notice me good good point Hey might be might have a fleshlight impaled into that stack of cash So he's got a million dollars in cash how much didn't Mike Tyson back in the height of his is of his Heavyweight reign he used to carry like something like twenty thousand dollars on him at all times or something insane. That's normal Isn't it well? It's for a rapper it 20 grand is that's funny But I'm talking the 80s But like I remember reading that an article as a kid and being like Christ and I went through two thoughts Isn't he afraid of getting right? Of course not Mike Tyson Like he's gonna find you unless you kill him. He's gonna he's gonna find He's gonna sit on you and punch your head until it's jelly. Well. It says broke Yeah, that was after 50 cent file for bankruptcy right because like women were coming after him for child support So he said he was bankrupt But he also made hundreds of millions of dollars off of vitamin water Yeah, he made a killing with that vitamin water deal. Yeah, he's got some weird bankruptcy thing It was it was child support is that what got him in the end? Cuz he vodka no, I don't think it got him. I think he was avoiding it He never should have wrapped have a baby by me baby be a millionaire I'll write the check for the baby comes who the fuck cares so he said that says I mean you're setting yourself up there I guess he cares yeah well the thing is After a while when you don't have a hit record out in like a decade right you're like hey this shit could dry up Yeah, like maybe I need to go bankrupt and stop paying these ladies Well, it's a cash-only business he's right as it all hidden I don't know what he did like he put the vitamin water thing is in cash only I don't know how I don't know how that guy's a dollar when you're bankrupt. I don't think he really is I Think I think your theory is probably sound of him. Just like yeah I think it was literally because of that like someone was trying to hit him up either for alimony or child support He was like I got an idea mm-hmm. I'm just gonna hire some financial wizards Yeah, work them sorcery. Yeah dig a hole bear it in the ground It is weird that people give people money like like you break up and you go okay Well now you got to give them money like I get it if you have a child to sport Totally makes sense right but like if you dated someone for a couple years And then you married them and then while you're married you made a million dollars that didn't make anything Yeah, okay. I want half that money like what it's very strange. We're not together anymore. Uh-huh. Yeah Yeah, but I want money yeah, I want money from you take story Are you gonna do half my set on the road from now on no no no, but I want you to support my lifestyle Oh, I'm used to a certain lifestyle. That's another thing that gets me That's people used to a certain lifestyle that the guy the guy who? Joan Collins, I don't know 16th husband or something I remember he that was his thing in court like your honor My client has grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and that was all over the news and I was just like come on Custom what you can't change you cannot change right? There's no way you could live a middle-class life anymore Mm-hmm that those days are done. Okay, it's upward. It's only upward Well, you probably can't you you can't fly anything less than first class now. Can you probably I flow? Sometimes oh you do good for you. Yeah. Yeah, it's just a fucking plane. Yeah, that's good Yeah, but I know people that if they have to sit in like I'm everyone when uh during whatever recession or something There's some video of puffed daddy getting on a plane and he's like he's like your boy isn't flying private We got to fix these problems man. I got a fly at first class and he's like, why would I give a shit? Your boy isn't flying private. Oh my god. Yeah, it was amazing. Thank you. Thank you for tweeting about this I was worried about the government shut down. Well in yelling it yelling it and this was like ten years ago But like yelling it at whoever's filming him on TMZ and I think about the person that's in like group D For that plane where they call you and it's just like you and like a stray dog that leads lead on the plane Was he saying he wasn't flying private because the money wasn't flowing because the economy was low. Yeah, that was his point Yeah, and there's someone that's like, uh, I used my last check to get on this plane to see about a job offer in Tulsa Oh Jesus, he's one of those guys like he had some fucking billboard on sunset There's like can't stop won't stop right? I was like, I thought you stopped. I didn't know you didn't stop I thought I told you that we don't stop can't stop won't stop. It's like yeah We don't know you told us we thought you stop you haven't seen you in a while. Yeah stop Yeah, well, what's he been doing? Well, he wasn't around he didn't stop was he dude It was 2008 because the gas prices were too high. So he stopped flying private. That's what it was. Thank you gas prices wasn't okay economy Gotta fix his problems for puffed out of your P. Didi or whatever