Joe Rogan - Marriage Is Russian Roulette with 3 Bullets

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Matt Braunger is an actor, writer, and stand-up comedian. His new special "Finally Live in Portland" will be released everywhere on February 5, 2019.

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at mind with three bullets i was thinking that the other day about marriage that marriage is essentially rush roulette with three bullets echoes because one's gonna die first fifty percent of marriages in a divorce all and there's a chris rockline that's just he goes that's just the people that had the courage to get out yeah i was like how many cowards just stay and suffer yeah yeah so true true catholics so true yeah this is coming from a guy who's happily married when i see people who are about to get married i go oof good luck yeah we're married yeah as i said this is coming from guys happily married yeah yeah okay you're talking about chris rock no he's divorced no he's divorced no i mean but me i see people get married i'm like oh yeah i always assume some i was tell people like yeah i'm married i'm happy i love it don't do it yeah don't do is to do that's why i gotta have you an advice from a dipshit because the man will call through and she'll get like marriage advice we have a lot every single month that people call in and say hey man should i should not you can't you can't give people advice because first of all there is no fucking way i know how you actually are together when you're alone i don't know right so it's advice from a dipshit so basically i go by myself and go just make sure you're doing this this this this and then you're on your fucking own you know you know if you're not quote me just have dr. Laura on your show ever be mean to my god be amazing

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