Joe Rogan Tells Savage Pit Bull vs Coyotes Story

Did you hear about that fucking dude in Colorado today? He killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. He smothered it to death. Yeah, it jacked him while he was jogging He was running on the trails the mountain lion grabbed him from behind He's gonna struggle with his 80 pound cat and wound up suffocating it. I guess Wow fucking badass jogger Yeah, I want to know what the jogger looks like holding them motherfucker bars net fuck you Fuck yeah, it would have to be like Derek Lewis or someone, you know Like so I can't picture anyone else being able to do that. Maybe he's a jujitsu guy Yeah, we see him. I've seen him when my kids were really young in Calabasas where I live Mm-hmm. I saw one like just pacing back and forth in my back fence. I'm not lying Jesus. Yeah, they're out here man Yeah, they're out here. We see coyotes and deer all the time, but mountain lions. That's that's next level scary Yeah Yeah, a friend of mine just sent me a message this morning when I was when I posted that thing on Instagram about that God, I killed it and he said he was running on this fire road and he realized he like felt weird and looked over and 20 feet away from him was a big cat right above him on this ridge 20 feet So that's basically us to that wall. Yeah big cat just look at and he said he waved his arms to look bigger And the thing just walked away I Carry a knife when I run I carry a fucking Half-faced blades. It's got a like a loop. You could stick your thumb into it So it stays in your hand and and people like why are you running with a knife? What the fuck are you doing? Like you don't need it until you do Yeah, and when you do you want to have it didn't someone get attacked by a coyote and hidden Hills like running did they? I don't know. I heard a story about that. But I mean I ran in my neighborhood before and I Two coyotes ran right past me. I mean they they're creeps. Yeah, they usually don't mess with like humans, you know Well, we had a problem with them killing chickens because I have chickens in my yard Yeah, I've lost a bunch of chickens to coyotes where they were on top of the chicken coop pulling tiles off of it They're creepy little fuckers man. Yeah, but they're little you know, they're these are like 35 45 pounds They're not very big but they're creepy There's something about their little wolves and they're looking at you and they're trying to figure out a way like what can they eat? What can't be they're out there scraping scraping and grinding. They're sneaky like gangster Like I saw one of my friends a dear friend of mine He lost both of his dogs to coyotes and he had I think he had like surveillance of it and one is in the yard and he's playing dead and then his dogs approached what they think is dead and then basically like His home he comes out of nowhere and attacks and they both and the one that's playing dead attacks and both of his dogs were a wrap How big were his dogs? Small I mean they were smaller dogs But yeah now he has like big German shepherds and he's you know, he's kind of like got bigger dogs now But it was really sad man. It is very tactical like very Very crazy. Yeah, they they figure out some way to work and cooperate together without communicating. It's very interesting Yeah, like if it wasn't so sad that they're killing someone's pet It's it's really kind of fascinating that they're so smart that they would play dead There was a guy that used to work at this pet store that I go to and He also worked in a veterinary center medical place and a pit bull came in big at one of those big jack pit bulls just covered in cuts cuts all over its body and The owner was you know, they asked the owner like what the fuck happening was I don't know he goes I came home He's covered in cuts. I really have no idea what happened to him So he stitched the dog out like hundreds of stitches all over the dog's body Then he takes a walk outside of his house and he follows his dog's blood And he goes up into the hills near his house and he finds nine dead coyotes That people was Apparently He said it looked like Vietnam. It was like a fucking like saving private Ryan just ripped apart coyotes nine of them This motherfucker just went mauling. Yeah, they must have been so bummed out. They're like, oh yeah dog Yeah, there's nine of us. We're good. We're good. We got this guy. Yeah, and then you see this fucking fire hydrant head Yeah, that doesn't feel pain They've engineered those things like there's some pit bulls. This is pit bull if you go on Instagram I think it's I am the Hulk. That's that's the name of the pit It's a 200 pound pit bull like they've gotten them to 200 pounds now. It's the most preposterous thing you've ever seen in your life it looks like like like Brock Lesnar if it was a pit bull It's like it doesn't even make any sense. You look at it like that a pit bull used to be like a 35 pound dog They used to be small. Yeah, look at that thing. Yeah, they're not in the fire. Imagine if a coyote saw that fuck Yeah, those are the thing bull mastiff. She's fucking scary, too Yeah, I had a mastiff he passed away recently he was 13 years old Yeah, we had to put him down and it was really sad He was he was a great dog mastiffs are so sweet. Like look at the size of that fucking dog, man Just yoked to just the crazy 200 pound pit bull. It's just so crazy that they make them that big now Like a hundred pound pit bull used to be a bit. I had a 90 pound one. It was a big dog Yeah, I was like wow, that's a big pit bull and like yeah, it's a big pit bull This dog's a hundred and ten pounds bigger. It doesn't even make any sense It's a fucking tank Yeah, but that that's one of my favorite coyote debt death stories This guy going up into the hills and find all these dead coyotes just laying in a pile They try to ambush them what they would do They try to get one to come out and try to get chased and then the one would run and then the other ones would jump It they're like a gang. Yeah straight up. That's crazy that they're they think like that though They've actually they have actually have strategies. They're savages. Yeah