Joe Rogan Reacts to Man Fighting a Lion

What is this, Jamie? 2011. Man fights lion to boost Egypt tourism. What? Mm-hmm. Come on. Yeah. Come on. This is real? He's sitting in there with a little plastic lawn chair. He's got a shield. He's got a spear. The shield is shady as fuck. What in the fuck, dude? Hell yeah. Not a lot of room either. It's not a giant lion, but... Has this actually happened? This is 100% live, like, recorded videos on CBS News. Jesus Christ. This guy get jacked or what? And this isn't... It's not showing it. It must not have been a long fight, and it was probably subdued. Ugh. But yeah, it's hap... It's obviously happening. If this guy recorded, then it's probably happening. The guy escaped. He had to do like two minutes or something with it, I bet. Yeah, the lion seems fine. He's gonna climb on top. He's gonna climb on top. Oh, God. I win. He's a wrestler. I am the winner. Yeah, he's gonna do like a fucking cage drop. Drop down on that lion. Imagine that. Imagine the balls you would have to leap down with a spear and drive it through the lion's brain. Aaaaah! From the top rope. Aaaaah! Like, spray all over the place. You could do it. Someone would do it. If that dummy got in there with that lion, you could definitely get... If you gave someone a million dollars... Yeah. You gave them a shield and a sword. An armor. Give them some armor. Not all armor. Not your neck. Not your neck. Yeah. Your neck has to be free. You can pick the neck or the loin piece. That lion would leap on you so fast. Your sword would be knocked out of your hand. It would just crush your fucking head with its teeth. But one man would do it. Yeah. One man would win. Maybe the mountain from Game of Thrones? Yeah. The giant dude? Yeah. Give that guy like a battle axe? Like a fucking 85 pound axe? Big ass. Fuck. Who would do it in UFC? Who would... Who do you think could win? And it's not saying they're the greatest or they're the best, but who could do that? You would have to be the biggest guys. You'd have to be like the heavyweight champ. You'd have to be like Steve Amiocic or Francis Ngano or someone giant. You'd have to be a big, powerful person. Because you'd have to be able to swing that fucking sword fast and you'd have to be able to take a hit from a 500 pound cat. You're probably going to get fucked up either way though. You need one... you'd have to be able to take one good hit. Like you're going to take one good hit? I just feel like you're just going to get fucked up. I just don't think you have a chance. There's a lot of debates about this when I was reading it earlier. Of course. There's a lot of people just as stupid as me and Theo. I think the line wouldn't have a good technique so you'd be able to fuck it up. It doesn't matter if it has good technique. The physical power of a lion is just so overwhelming. I just don't think people understand how much force it can generate. How quickly it can move. How quickly it can get you. It would just fucking scramble on you. It would be on you so fast. Dude, there's a video, hilarious video, of a bunch of dudes running away. Tiny in comparison. A leopard is what, 150 pounds or something like that? And these fucking people are running left and right. And this thing is coming after them and you realize like, oh my God. Like look at this. Look at this guy running. Now watch the leopard take the corner. Look, just look at, he slides. The leopard is going so fast. It's running on the walls, on the top. Like the middle of the wall, above his fucking head. Watch how as he starts running forward and the leopard comes into the picture. The leopard is literally running on a vertical wall. Like watch this. Watch when it comes around the corner. Look at this. It's running on the wall. It's got so much power that it's running on the side of the wall. Like you can't even imagine the kind of physical speed and strength that that thing has in its body. It's bouncing from the side of the wall to the other side of the wall and just trying to get some traction so he can get a hold of your bitch ass. Damn. Can't wait to get a hold of your bitch ass. You don't even have a chance at that thing. That's a fraction of the size of a lion. Just a fraction. Fuck man. Oh Jesus Christ. Got loose in his skull. Oh God. No. This is a video game, isn't it? Look at it climb over the top of that fence like it ain't shit. This one of those video games on the dark web I think. Hmm. Middle school leopard. Dude. You find that thing you just got to shoot it. You just got to shoot it. There's not much you can do. Oh it's fucking this dude up. Oh Jesus. Oh my God. I'm tossing my board. It just bit him and then ran off. He got lucky. Yeah. He got lucky that there's all those other people in the commotion. And four million people have watched that. So would it. So as people we're ready to see that. Yeah. Four million people have safely watched that and they're not crying at a center right now or anything like that. Yeah but watching that doesn't seem real. You know we watched that. If you were there in real life. Like if you were in that hockey rink. Sitting in those excellent gold star seats. Where in Mexico? I think you're in China somewhere. Yeah but they could have made it look like China. This is how it got the guy. Oh dude. Or not this one right here. Hold on. Oh dude. Wow. Coming around here. Try to climb the fence. And. Gotcha. Wow. Look at that. Dragged him down. Oh my God. What do you do. It just wants to get out. It doesn't know what it wants. Right. It doesn't know what the fuck it wants. Do you jump in the water. Do you think they swim. Yeah they swim. Oh well that's not good. You think he's bleeding or not. Oh yeah he's getting his legs his arms his legs everything's getting torn up all that shit's on the ground. That's blood. That's his blood. I don't want that. I don't want that. I just think we really need to understand when you talk talking about a large predatory animal. We really need to understand what bitches we are. The toughest man that's ever lived is a weak ass bitch compared to a leopard. Just a fact. Oh Jesus. This one. Fuck man. Who's doing all this. Oh I've seen this one. This is in India right. Yeah. It happens in these areas. These areas man these cats they get into these villages and just start fucking people up. That's so crazy imagine that. And that's a small animal compared to a lion.