Theo Von's Mortality Moment - JRE Toons

Yeah, I think, but I think it's because when I go on the road, like I just went to Bakersfield recently, which is, can we just say it's like the best people ever came out there? Bakersfield's fucking amazing. Oh, dude. Right? I felt like Hulk Hogan, bro. People came out, people were crying, someone sacrificed their cousin, some guy came out of the closet, like all, they wanted it all to happen at the show, you know? People were giving me recipes, people were giving me blood. Here's the thing, man, it ain't that far. Hour and 40 minutes, how long does it take from LA? Two hours, man. Two hours, Matt. Pretty diverse, I mean, yeah, it was cool, man, I really liked it. Although I did turn my sink on and this brown shit was fucking flying out of the sink. I was like, what in the fuck is this? I made an Instagram video of it. I was like, Bakersfield, what the fuck is going on with your water, man? This ain't good. Look at that. That's my water coming out of my fucking sink. And the worst is you already brushed your teeth. That's the crazy part, too. I hate it when that happens, because you don't know it first. Ooh. It's a funky ass water. That definitely seems like a molt. But I think that I was staying at our super old hotels. Yeah. Yeah, but it's just they got some old ass pipes. Clean those pipes, son. Yeah. Something's going wrong. Get in there. I was staying there, son. Get in there, yeah. What if I took a mouthful of that, drank it? What if you died? What if I was just shitting all over myself for the rest of the day and I had to cancel my shows? Dude, do you think you'll die one day or not? I'm not trying to make you think about it. I'm pretty sure that's how the road goes. Yeah. You're born and then you die. What do you think? I don't know, man. Bird Crusher doesn't think you die. I think he's just drunk. Yeah, that could be it, too. Any end of a shirt on, dude. You have to put a shirt on to decide if you're going to die or not. He goes, prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Oh, boy. That's so real. We have to base this on what we know about people. Now I know that people used to be alive and now they're not. So what happened to them? Are they faking it? Will you be sad if you die, you think? I think I'll be dead, bro. Yeah. What about you? I'd be sad if you died. Oh, thank you. I'd be sad if you died, too. Thanks, man. Prove it.