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Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comic, political commentator, and host of "The Jimmy Dore Show" on YouTube. Watch his new special, "Covid Lies Are Funny," at jimmydore.com.
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Well, I'm always afraid I'm going to say something ridiculous and ignorant, which I do often. Yeah, me too. I'm gonna say ignorant, ridiculous shit. You have to have the ability to say ignorant, ridiculous shit if you're gonna have a free-flowing conversation like you and I. So we didn't even talk on the phone before this. We had no idea what we were gonna talk about. We didn't do a pre-interview. Nothing! We did nothing. We come in here, we start rambling. Can you imagine if we did a pre-interview? It would be hilarious. We're gonna talk about farts and blow jobs, cigars. I'm pre-interview, you're ridiculous. Fucking pre-interview. You're ridiculous. You're ridiculous. You want to talk about Jimmy? I don't know. I fucking... Yeah. It would most certainly be ridiculous. I would jack it off seven times a day to keep my testosterone up. Let's talk about that. Yeah. Get it, get it, get it. Pre-interviews. They still do pre-interviews. By the way, do you ever watch any of those shows ever? No. No one does. Very few people are watching those shows. I mean, Conan O'Brien get less views than my show. No, I know. That's why they're all doing podcasts now. I know. Because no one's watching that fucking show. There was a crazy article that Conan O'Brien is leading the wave. Oh my God. Did you see that? In new media. Yes. Like, what are you talking about? We've been doing this shit for 15 years, bitches. Yeah. And this... What the fuck? He doesn't even get good numbers on his podcast. No? No. Like, the actual downloads, I mean, he does all right, but he doesn't do as good as like, Jack Shepard or me or any of the people that are at the top of the heap in comedy. Well, you know, you use your platform, Joe, to actually have real conversations and say things. I haven't listened to Conan O'Brien's podcast because, you know, I've got anything else to do, but... He's interviewing famous people. Yeah. It's fucking the same bullshit and it's not... I mean, hey, Mark Marin's got that covered, right? He did that. He's been doing it for 10 fucking years. That's right. People opened up to their heart, like, so he has this thing and then you do this other thing. It's fucking covered. That was crazy. That was a New York Times headline, wasn't it, Joe? I think it was variety. Or was it variety? I think it was variety. And everybody in Hollywood was like, what in the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. And, well, it was funny, too. Yeah. I got tagged on it so many times. I'm like, I'm not even going to comment because I can't. It's Conan O'Brien. He's revolutionized. Yeah. He's changing the game. He's changing the game! Because they had a photo shoot. Yeah. He's a white man. He's a problem. He is a cis male. He's another one of those white men at the top of podcasting. That's bullshit. Yeah, I don't know if he's at the top of podcasting, Joe. I wouldn't say that. All of it. It's just gross. Did you ever do his show? No. Yeah, I did his show before. A couple times. They all seem like nice people. He's a nice guy. He seems like a very nice guy. They all seem like very nice people. I feel bad when I go after them on Twitter. I go after Andy Richter all the time. Of course you do. I go after Andy Richter all the time. Why do you go after Andy Richter? I can tell he's a nice guy. I can know you. Why do you go after him? Well, because he's famous, right? And he's a white male. And he's a white male. He's always safe for me to go after him. But there's this Hollywood mentality on the left, right? And this Hollywood mentality on the left is that all bad things started in January 2017. They have no idea how we got there. So he's tweeting out this stuff about how Trump has the cognition of an eight-year-old, right? Because he wants to do war crimes. And so how can you believe this guy? I'm like, dude, they've been fucking doing war crimes since I was born. Why are you acting like this just started? We don't ever prosecute them. And they're not going to prosecute him for war crimes. Why are you fucking doing that? You know what war criminals do? They go and dance with Ellen on daytime television. That's the cognition of Hollywood. Marcell Obama says George Bush and her have the exact same values. A war criminal. She has the exact same. That's the cognition of a fucking first lady. We want to talk about cognition, how we fucking got here. And you're smarter than that, Andy Richter. And that's why I hold his feet to the floor. I know he's a nice guy. But he gets locked into that team mentality. It's all team. It's all fucking vote blue no matter who. It's all forget how we got here. Let's forget that Barack Obama was unbelievably corrupt, which is why we don't have a functioning banking system, which is why we don't have a functioning health care system, which is why he took us from two wars to seven, which is why he had a peace prize and a fucking kill list. Where's my kill list? Oh, maybe it's underneath my peace prize. I'll use it as a paperweight, kind of ironically. Anyway, these are the things that I try to focus on, Joe. By the way, I was right about all of them. Yes. And I was right about fucking Russiagate. You were. But the beautiful thing about you. Did I come out here and do a victory lap yet? You should. It's been around your chair. The thing about you, though, is like you are a left wing guy that's willing to criticize the left. And for some people, that seems to be a taboo thing. Like they don't want to talk about the left. Oh, you can't. First of all, so I found out that people who want to make it in the Democratic Party are not allowed to come to my shows. No. So I was doing a show and this woman who I know who was involved in Democratic politics, I kind of want to say anything about who they are because they'll get in trouble. And so she came to my show and she goes, you know, this other person who's climbing in the Democratic Party was supposed to come with me. And at the last minute, she didn't. And I called her. I said, why don't you come? And she goes, you know, if I get seen at a Jimmy Dorsey show, my career in the Democratic Party is over. Oh, it's Kamal Harris. I could tell by your accent. You racist piece of shit. I could tell. Couldn't you tell Jimmy? I could tell. Has she ever been on your show? Kamal Harris? Yes. Oh, must be her. Oh, we did some quick, easy FBI work right there.