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Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comic, political commentator, and host of "The Jimmy Dore Show" on YouTube. Watch his new special, "Covid Lies Are Funny," at jimmydore.com.
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And that's why it's important that Bernie gets in. That's why it's important that he overcomes their cheating. And I just want Bernie, you talk about schizophrenic, like Bernie has a schizophrenic strategy. Like people are upset that I critique his strategy. I want Bernie to be stronger. I want him to win. And I want him to, so like he'll come out and give a speech where he says, I'm running against the Democrat, his establishment. And people go crazy, right? Because we know that's the problem. And then he'll do a video where he endorses the DNC. Like, hey, give us money. He just did a video with all the Democratic candidates talking about unity. And every campaign had to pay $170,000 to the DNC to be included in that video. Why? Because the DNC is bankrupt. Why? Because no one's donating to it. And so they have to extort money out of their own candidate saying, if you don't give us $170,000 each to do this unity video, we won't have any money to help you once you win the nomination. So they all ponied up and they're all in it. And Bernie's in a unity video where he's supposed to be speaking against millionaires and billionaires. There's two billionaires in the fucking video. Tom Steyer and Bloomberg. We've got to come together with billionaires to oppose. No, they are the fucking problem. Bloomberg is a problem. He's not. He's the guy who instituted stop and frisk. He's the guy who says New York needs more billionaires. Those are the fucking guys who are the problem. And if Bernie would just stop playing footsie with them in a sense, you know, and just bash them, I think it wouldn't even be close. They would say he's got it like Barack Obama. He's got to overwin because they're going to cheat him. So he has to overwin, you know. And I tell you what, if he picked Tulsi Gabbard as his vice president, he would crush Donald Trump because there are a lot of right wingers and there's a lot of independents. There's a lot of antiwar people who are upset with the Republican Party, a lot of independents, libertarians, and they like her because she's a and all the things that you like about her. She's strong. She doesn't fly off the hip and she's proven herself as a patriot. All that stuff. What do you think they're doing? Who do you think they're leaning towards for the nominee? Do you think they want Warren? Oh, the establishment. Yes. Yeah, they want. Oh, that's why the DNC, the media and Elizabeth Warren's campaign coordinated on this latest sexist hit on Bernie Sanders. But it's not working. I don't think so. I think it's backfiring. It should backfire. It's just it's amazing that the Pocahontas stuff that she's gotten as far as she has with lying about being Native American and using it to get a job. And the way she lies about it. I mean, she's such a bad again. She's also a bad liar. Like when when Megan McCain can twist you to pretzel. That's not good. You know, when she went on some podcasts with these black guys. I don't know. You ever see that video where she's being interviewed by three black guys? And they just in a podcast. Yeah, they just tear her to shreds. Oh, is that Charlamagne? Is that on the Breakfast Club? I think maybe I don't know. I don't know anything. Charlamagne sharp as fuck. I think he went after her for the whole Native American thing. And she was just basically saying, well, it's a family story that we always told her. He nailed her. He nailed it. It was easy. You know, it was like you at you talking to Barry Weiss. It wasn't very. All you had to do was ask the questions. What does Toni mean? Charlamagne the God calls Elizabeth Warren the original Rachel Dolezal. That's right. Yes, that's right. That's what he did say. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Yeah. That is that's a hilarious thing to say. The original. The original. Well, she used it to get a job. I mean, she really did. And she didn't give any of that money back. I mean, didn't she get a job at Harvard because of that? Where? She claimed she did it. She claimed she did it. But it was on her application. Yeah. She was Native American. There's a reason why. Yeah. And she's just saying it's because our family. But she was saying she's Native American. Like, that's the whole thing? You're 100% that? I don't know what she was saying. Right. I know it's it's really come back to bite her in the ass. I know I bet you. Not enough. Not enough. She's still bouncing around. That's like that's a liar. Like she's a she's a person that makes up a past. She's created a fake past. And she did it back when there was no DNA test available so you can get away with being Native American. It makes you look like you're first of all, you're kind of cool. Right. Everybody like never see that movie Vision Quest. No. Great movie. Matthew Modine. His buddy is a fake Indian. His buddy lied about being Native American. He had a mohawk and everything. He was playing up the Native American thing because people want to be Native American. It's a cool thing. Yeah. You know, they're they've thought to be more spiritual. Yes. More deep and interesting and and it's certainly more oppressed. So if you say that if she says she's Native American, oh, look at this Native American woman who made it all the way to be president. It's exotic. Yeah. Meanwhile, she's like what like one two thousandth. Native American. Is that what it was? Some ridiculous, ridiculously small number. Right. So she just didn't. When she got her DNA test, Trump said that she if she was Native American that he would give a million dollars a charity, give her a million dollars or something like that. And so she was like, well, time to pay up. Like what did you look at the numbers? Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Joe, find that. Find everything you're saying right now. Sexist. I hope you know that. Fuck. Yeah. Everything you're saying is sex. Ooh. Must be right. I'm talking about a woman. What do people you know what you know, you talk about how you feel bad about the New York Times not being. Yes. Because I know I know that feeling you wanted somebody to be. What what are the other news people like at MSNBC and say, what do they think when they see Tucker Carlson kicking their ass doing war coverage? Isn't that fucking amazing? The Tucker Carlson thing was interesting, right? Isn't that amazing? He seems at least partially independent. Why is he allowed to tell the truth about war at Fox News? I don't fucking get that. They're not allowed to tell the truth about war at CNN or MSNBC. Well, Shepard Smith was allowed to tell the truth, too, but he was certain truths. But he was again. After a while, I got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Again, there's a lot of truth he didn't tell also. So that's why I said that. Yeah. Did you see Bombshell? No. What is this? That's the movie with the Roger Ailes movie. Oh, I started watching that. Oh, man. That guy who's the actor from Australia? What's his name? Oh, whoever the guy is. He's fantastic. Isn't that John Lithgow in Bombshell, though? I think you're thinking of the Dick Cheney movie. I'm thinking of a series. There's a series about Roger Ailes in Fox News. Oh, no, this is a movie. Oh, I didn't see it. This is a new Charlize Theron. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, she plays Megan Kelly. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. So she's playing someone less attractive. Here it is. N.I.W.R.C. is a nonprofit working to protect Native women from violence. More than half of Native women have experienced sexual violence in the majority of violent crimes against Native Americans are perpetrated by non-Natives. Send them your one million dollar check, real Donald Trump. So she's saying that because she's Native American, she tested like a trace amount. Really, it's probably like she blew a Native American guy in college. Well, what did it by the way, real Donald Trump, I remember saying on 75, you give me one million dollars for charity. If I choice my DNA showed Native American ancestry, I remember. And here's the verdict. Warren tests. Warren reveals test confirming ancestry. What? Yeah. But it's such an insanely small amount. Oh, God. I am one point six percent African. I am two hundred times more African than she is Native American. That's real. Yeah. L.O.L. So imagine. I mean, I thought that when she said she got fired from teaching and then the video came out, said she quit. I thought that would be the end. That should be the end, too. I got called a sexist for talking about that. Oh, you are sexist. I had a Clinton advisor come at me, a Bill Clinton advisor. That's hilarious. Even if it doesn't advise you should all shut the fuck up. You would think you are so lucky you're not in jail. You flew 26 times Jeffrey Epstein. It's not a lot of times. He was a good guy. He had a nice jet. We flew around. We saw the sky. We looked at things. We had a couple of drinks. You do a good Clinton. It's all right. Thank you.