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Jimmy Dore is a stand-up comic, political commentator, and host of "The Jimmy Dore Show" on YouTube. Watch his new special, "Covid Lies Are Funny," at jimmydore.com.
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I love watching D'Ante. It's exciting. Exactly like you said, at any moment it can happen. The fight can turn around. D'Ante is a freak. Yeah. He's a freak. Yeah. Freak of nature. So in what way? There's no one I've ever seen who can knock everyone out. Oh, and that's him. He knocks everyone out. Yeah. There's never been a guy. If you look at his record, it's insane. It's not just the fact that he's won so many fights. He only has one decision loss. He has one draw with Tyson Fury and then the rest, he knocks people into orbit. Yeah. Every other fight, he has 40 knockouts and 40 wins. And that Cuban guy, he just laid out. That guy was tough. Oh my God. And he hit him on the forehead. Yes. And he hit him like this. Bwah! Yes. It was like a short punch. He hits so hard, it doesn't even make sense. Yeah. Ortiz went down. Ortiz was tough. And he was down like, what in the fuck just happened? Yes. He hits people and they have a look on their face like they can't even believe how hard he hits them. Yeah. That Dominic Brazil, that KO, like right after the Tyson Fury fight. Oh, okay. Oh my God, he's a murderer. Yeah. He's the one, the most murderous puncher I've ever seen in the heavyweight division. So I think him and Fury are going to fight again. Yes. Yeah. In February. Next month. Exciting. Yeah. Yeah, there it is. Oh, fantastic. Tyson Fury is masturbating seven times a day to prep for Wilder rematch. And he has testosterone up, he said. That brings his testosterone up. That's what he says. That's what he said. Wow, I think it's just, he's reading into that. Who was that fighter that used to drink his own urine? Leota Machida. It was a boxer. Oh, really? Yeah. There was a boxer. A lot of people were doing that for a while. They thought urine therapy was supposed to. That is not true, right Joe? I know you're not a doctor, but. I am definitely a doctor and it is true. And I want you to do it now. I drank my piss before I tried it. Oh, come on. Tyson Fury on ways he's preparing for Wilder. I'm masturbating seven times a day to keep up my testosterone pumping. Pump it. Pump it. Pump it. Pump it. Don't you know? I got to keep active and testosterone flowing for the fight. Don't want the levels to go down. So I always thought having sex was bad for you before a fight. Supposed to be. Yeah, your levels actually go up. Not that it's bad, but some people think it's a distraction. Like Mike Tyson's view was, he said that he felt that sex was distracting. So he would have sex just so you'd have to think about it. Because if you didn't have sex, then he was just thinking about sex all the time. But when Tyson was in his prime, you got to also remember he's a really young guy. Like he was in his early twenties. Testosterone was through the fucking roof. You know, and the level of girls that were bombing on him. Yes. Look at him. I mean, Robin Givens was beautiful. The most beautiful women in the world were trying to get some of that fucking gladiator dick. Woo.