Ian Edwards' Nightmare Circumcision Story

When I was like a teenager, and here's the irony, I was going in for an operation that you're supposed to go in in the morning and leave in the afternoon. Oh. It's just a quick thing. And then it was literally for a circumcision. I was like... You were getting a circumcision? Yeah. What were you doing? I just had sex with this girl. I was a kid, like seven, say 18, and somehow I pulled the skin of my dick back. I couldn't get it back. I did that to clean it, and I couldn't get the skin back. Over. Then I spent an entire night with a raw boner. Whoa. With no skin covering it. So I went to the doctor, then he got it back over and he said, you should get a circumcision. So one time operation just going and you don't have to worry about this shit happening again. But it only happened once, right? Yeah. But you were furiously beating off though, right? Is that what you're doing? No, no, no. I just pulled the skin back to clean it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Officer, I was cleaning the gun when it shot my neighbor. No, it was cleaning it. There was shit under there. Yeah. So then I went in and they gave me the anesthesia. And then when I woke up, there was like a hose down my throat and people were frantic around me. And it was like nighttime. It was way past the time I was supposed to come back, come to. And the anesthesia gave me pneumonia. I ended up spending like two, one and a half to two weeks in the hospital. And the first few days was an intensive care. Oh, wow. It was anesthesia. I did not like wake up. Holy shit. Yeah.