Tornadoes Are the Scariest!

Yeah, what could be next? If we didn't see scooters coming, we didn't see Uber coming, what could be the next big thing? What do we need? What do we need? We need protection from the ocean. The ocean's going to rise up and take us. We're melting the ice caps. It's going to fucking, we're going to have to move to Tucson. Boats. They're making more subways here right now. Yeah, they're going to fill up with water. What a good move. They're going to have one in Beverly Hills. Those are going to be canals. Canals. We're going to have to use those for the toilet in the year 2090. Yeah, we're going to throw our shit down those tubes. I wonder, man, there was some shit that I was reading today about the ice caps melting at an accelerated rate. It's never good news. It's like ice cap melting news. Hey, we just found out we actually have more ice than we thought. We're good. Don't worry about it. Doesn't that mean Vegas can get water now? No? Vegas gets their water figured out. There's so much money in Vegas. They just steal it. Where do they get it? From a hole in the ground? No idea. Is there a well out there? All I know, they got good water pressure in every hotel I've ever been in. It's wonderful. Yeah. Look, that's a human ingenuity. They're building more shit. Yeah, and if the ice caps do melt, it'll just bring it closer to Vegas. Right. Vegas will use it. Yeah, the water will be like real close. Yeah. I mean, we just move inside to the middle. This is what people have been doing forever. This idea that you're supposed to be able to keep your fucking house on the water in Santa Monica. Right. Listen crazy. I know. He decided to build a house where the beach is your front yard. That is so nuts. You think those cliffs were always there? This shit was different decades before, so keep on thinking it's going to be like that all the time. Yeah, if you buy a seaside house in Marina del Rey or someone really nice, you're making a gamble. Like over the next, I'm only going to be alive for 40 more years. Over those years, I'm going to ... Let's hope that this water stays over there. Exactly. Stays put. Let's hope Mother Nature does what I want it to do. Yeah. I'm going to spend $7 million on this fucking house with literally no backyard. It's just ocean. I'm just going to hope it stays like this. I just can't wait till my crib becomes beachfront property and then I could sell it. I rented a beach house a couple of years ago when my kitchen ... I was getting my kitchen fixed and we rented this house in Malibu on the water. It was beautiful, man. You would wake up, you eat breakfast. Damn. You'd just be sitting there staring out over the water and the water would literally come almost underneath the balcony, so it looked like you were sitting in water. Like you were floating while you were on a boat. I was like, wow, this is so beautiful. It makes you feel so good. Yeah, it does being by the ocean. But what a gamble. Yeah. You sound like that's the ultimate infinity pool. Yes. You know what I'm saying? But yeah, I don't mind ... La Jolla, you have the condo right by the beach and you go to sleep at night, you could hear the ocean, you wake up. But then I'd be like, what if this is the night? This is the night. Where ... It comes in. Yeah. It just takes the building down and rushes it out to the mountains. I mean, that's happened so many times in history. Yeah. All it takes is a earthquake or an asteroid hits the ocean. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. If an asteroid hit the ocean, we wouldn't even be safe here. We wouldn't be safe ... We probably wouldn't be safe in Arizona. It would go deep into Arizona. If an asteroid hit the fucking ocean just outside of Malibu, boom, just a big one. Everybody in the Midwest be laughing. They'd be laughing our ass off. I see. We had the best property all the time. Yeah, so we had the duck hurricanes. They have the scariest shit. I think tornadoes are the scariest shit. Yeah, those things are so random. And they happen every year. Right. Every year. It's not like earthquakes happen every year. A hurricane, you can track, it's coming, you can prepare, you can just leave. A tornado is just like ... Did you show up? Hey, man, I'm here. Yeah. Yeah. That's the scariest. Yeah. But that's just something that people deal with. You see, they wipe out entire towns. Yeah. They take towns off the map. I feel like they just always aim for these small towns. Well, I think it has to do with agriculture. If I'm right, I think it has to do with flat areas and the type of weather that they have. And I don't think they take place in areas where there's a lot of trees and forests. Is that true? It's more like they don't really happen in cities. Right. The heat structure and it creates ... The air pressure starts because it's a hot, cold air pressure system that starts swirling. Because of the artificial concrete and all that stuff, that's why tornadoes ... Almost protect the bubble. It does happen in cities from time to time, more like on the outskirts, but it's very rare to see one roll through a downtown kind of ... But does one ever go through like Colorado, like the mountains? Yeah, I'm looking one up right here. That's why as you were saying, trees, I got a video of one just ripping trees up in Texas. But it does mostly ... Yeah, for sure on flatlands. Yeah, Texas has them. Yeah, well, Texas is a lot of crazy wind. But it's so close to Oklahoma. Oklahoma is like tornado valley, so anywhere around there. There was one that was on TV that was mad. It was hitting this area where they had these oil trucks and it was carrying these semi-trucks in the air. I don't know if they were oil trucks. They were semis. Like a 16-wheeler, like fucking trucking like that. It was flying in a circle in the sky like a fucking newspaper. You know how a page from a newspaper gets caught in the wind and starts flying around? This fucking tornado was carrying trucks like that. I thought it was in this video. This was in Missouri earlier this year. I don't see it. That's mostly news stuff. Yeah, but there's a video of ... Oh, that's it right there. That's the video. This is a video where you see ... Look at this. While you see the trucks, as they get closer, you can see inside the fucking thing, that is a truck flying in a circle, if this is the same video. I don't know if that's it. That's the semi after it lands. That might not have even been it, but it was one where ... There was probably so many fucking tornado videos, but it was one where these trucks were literally flying around in a circle like it was carrying this gigantic semi and just floating it in the air like a paper airplane. Was it from Twister though? Was it some fake footage or something? No, no, no. It was real. It was real. Some news footage from television. It seems like then it's hard to catch that because all these are just already on the ground. Yeah, no. It wasn't from a distance, but there was some news footage anyway. Just what happened here. We're fucking rambling. Argh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.