Duncan Trussell Introduces Joe Rogan to the World of Mud Fetishists

Have you seen those videos, the fetish videos of people who like to look at videos of people getting stuck in mud? Do you know about that fetish? No. Have you heard about that? Oh dude, it's like, I don't know, can we show it without... No. Look up YouTube stuck in people stuck in mud. People are into people that get stuck in the mud? Yeah, it's like a fetish, like it's like, and there's all these videos of people, like, if you found... So the humans are stuck in mud, like walking, and then someone comes along and fucks their mouth or something? Well no, no, it's just someone stuck in mud. Like, at first you look at it and it looks like, why did that dude just throw himself in that swampy mud? And then he gets out of the mud, or they'll start just like wiggling around in the mud, and like, yeah, it's crazy. Oh my god. Well, uh, okay. I found something, but it's not... It could be an evolution of car stuck girls, but maybe not. Car stuck girls? Like girls that are stuck with their car, like they need help, and then... Oh, like a porn? Someone needs help, and they're in an helpless position. I don't know. That's always in a movie, right? The guys waiting in the bushes with a gun, and the girl standing there with her hood up, and the guy runs out, hey, give me a kiss. Oh yeah. Yeah. Jay, it's on YouTube. Yeah, there's a... Oh, sorry man. I thought you were looking in like porn. I don't even know if it's on porn. No, I typed in stuck in mud, fetish videos, and then there's a lot of like, car forums, like... What's up with all these girls getting stuck in the mud? Like what the fuck's happening? Now they're getting stuck in the mud with their legs? No, no, it's like their... Automobile. Yeah, like a BM-Duck thing, so... The one I've seen is mostly primarily dudes. Like it's like... Oh, guys get stuck in the mud, and then other guys get... No, there's no other guy. It's just like a guy like... You know the La Brea Tar Pits? Yes. It's just that, but with a guy with abs. Oh my God. He's like, ahh, he's not yelling. They're just like, you know, like, they're just stuck in mud. Oh, weird. Yeah, yeah. People are so strange. It's a... That fetish is a really interesting one, but I think any... You know, you're kind of lucky if that's your fetish. Yeah. There's a lot of mud out there, man. It's like, that's a... That doesn't seem like your fetish. That doesn't seem like you're hurting anybody. Yeah. No, unless you pay someone to go get stuck in mud, and like they like sink down into quicksand or something. Well, do you think that the people that... Are they fantasizing about themselves being stuck in mud? Don't know. I don't know. Right, it's open interpretation. It could be they're just really into watching hot guys that get stuck. Someone's filming it. They jerk off while they're like, you fucking loser. You can't get out of that mud, you fucking loser. Beautiful. There you go. Is the girl stuck? I don't know if this is one. It says 130,000 views and it says what you said. Long girl gets stuck in very sticky mud. Yeah, but you notice like it's not like they're trying to get out. That's... Can I just be honest? She looks like the kind of girl that would just give up. Like, I don't think she's that stuck. Like, come on, you're not that stuck. I'm fucking stuck. I can't. See, she's done. Yeah, I just done. Yeah. How much did they pay her to do this? 50 bucks? I don't know. How much do they have to pay you? How much do they pay me for my mud videos? No, no, no. If you wanted to do a mud video, they wanted you to do a mud video like that. Free. Just give me a good patch of mud. I'll go in it. Why not? Oh, this cute Asian girl. Chinese girl gets stuck in mud with cute sneakers. Oh, no, she's got cute sneakers. She's going to walk right in the mud with those cute sneakers. Honey, those are valuable. Yeah. What are you doing? These are great, Jamie. I haven't seen any of these. I'm an expert. These are new. They're so weird. Yeah, it's a weird... It's a very strange fetish. I don't know if it's like... Maybe it's like an ASMR thing or something. Maybe it's not even sexual. It's just something in it that's like relaxing. Dude, she took her shoes off. It's sexual. Yeah, that's true. But she's got her feet. She's moving around, getting all squirre. You're a dirty girl with your dirty feet. Dirty feet in the mud. Look at her. She's getting down that dirt. She's lost a sock. Yeah, this is weird. Weird, man. Imagine this is your whole life and you go on the forums and you're talking about, you guys got any new squishy feet in the mud videos? Yeah, that'd be really weird, Joe. So, Jamie, let's pull up something about the news. I mean, again, why... Here's a real question. Here's a real question. Why is that so strange but like someone who collects stamps, that's normal? Right. Some guy who loves... Oh, there's your answer. He dresses up like a Nazi and he goes all the way to his fucking head. Still smoking, too. He's like Quicksand. Is he in Quicksand? Is that what that is? Yeah, this is a whole playlist of mess, mud, and Quicksand. Remember when people were terrified of Quicksand and then it stopped being a thing? No, this... There's a whole Radiolab podcast about that. It's really interesting because you hear the podcast, you go, oh, yeah, I remember. People were scared of Quicksand and then all of a sudden it went away. I forget what their reasoning is. Well, when we were kids, that was one of the ways you could die is Quicksand. Sometimes if you're out in the woods and there was a suspicious patch, you might even poke it with a stick because it's like, fuck, that was a whole trope in all movies. Like Tarzan stuck in the Quicksand or you're in the Quicksand and then someone throws a vine that you pull yourself out. Yes, exactly. That's in 80 different movies. What are you supposed to do if you were really in Quicksand? You're supposed to treat it like it's water and swim, right? There's videos on it. No. Jamie says no. Go. Jamie, are you a Quicksand? No, there's videos on it. I was going to say I've seen one recently. What are you supposed to do? I'm supposed to be a Quicksand. The best thing to do is if your phone isn't fucked up, set it up to take a video and then send that video to ILoveMudBoys at gmail.com. It's my private email. I will come to you. Trust me, it seems like I won't get to you, but I will come to you. After I come on you, I'll pull you out. Imagine that you do the thing. I think you fall backwards. You have a service and your service is you get people out of the mud and you give them $1,200, but you got to jerk off on their face while they're trying to get out of the mud. Yeah. You go out there with big mud shoes, like snow shoes, but only for mud. Then you come out there and fucking whack one off in there. They're like, okay, all right, we're good. Deal's a deal. Then you harness them up to a rope and hitch it to your winch and drag them out of the swamp. Think of the bad luck. You give them money though. Give them $1,200. Here's $1,200. Thank you. But to me, that would be a great scene is like somebody does get stuck in Quicksand and someone, they see boots and they're like, thank God, thank God. It is like a mud fetishist who's like, no, I'll get to you. Don't worry. I'm going to save you, but just enjoy it for a second. Dude, what about this? What if the real mud fetishists, they set up traps, so they made their own mud holes. They dug them real deep and used some real silty, very fine sand. If you get in there, you slide right in. It's Quicksand. They have traps. They have traps. They have a little camera trap that sends a text to their phone says, oh, we got one. And then they start chewing on Viagra and start getting their dick hard. Then they run out. Dude, or like, yeah, like a spider. You catch something in its nest. But you kind of fall in love with them, you know, and then you start dating them. And then like, but then, then, you know, like all of a sudden you realize like everyone they've dated, they've saved from Quicksand and you begin to realize like, oh shit, I hate it. They're doing it on purpose. You go into, you're looking for something like, does he have a flashlight? Let's see. Find some, go through stuff here. Look for a flashlight. And you find schematics for how to build the perfect sand pit. You motherfucker. You tricked me. Dude. Shows the water where the water's coming in to make the Quicksand. You're like, need this amount of water to capture a 200 pound man. Like there's metrics based on weight. That's what he likes. He wants to get like big burly like fireman type dudes and jerk off on their hair. That's the thrill. They're trapped. He knows, maybe like he knows calls for specific types of people. Like he knows what it'll draw, man. Yeah. That's crazy. Dude, um, have you ever done one of those, like you've ever gone to spa and in there like, and they're like, fuck it. I'm going to do like, I'm going to get a massage. But then you see in their catalog. They've got a mud dip you can go into that's somehow healthy for you. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's a considered like a healthy thing. You lay in it up to your head. It's like, you know what I'm talking about, man? Like it's like mud spa. Have you ever done one of those? No, I have not. They're fucking awful. Awful. Dude, I went in there because like we, um, you know, I was with a, I brought a girl, I was with my girlfriend at the spa and it looked, they made it look all romantic and shit. And then you see people's mud dip and like, you know, there's like flowers in between them and stuff and you see it in the picture and it looks somehow relaxing. Your brain party was like, how could that, how's that gonna feel good? Like it's like just sitting in mud, but it looks kind of cool. And you know, your, your, I love getting stoned and getting massages. It's like, it might be fun when your heart is being mud. We got in these fucking things. They're like next to each other and like, dude, like they don't, number one, they don't look at this picture. That's so stupid. That was like it. They somehow they make it. Whoever's doing the shake is made try like, see if you could make a fake you. This is a cut normal thing for a couple to do. And then also you realize they don't change the mud. I'm pretty sure they don't refill the mud. Dirty. Yeah. Yeah. It's dirty. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Like the balls is all like mingling with your cultures and all that's like the breeding in the mud. Yeah, exactly. Dude. And not only that, but like the ones that we were in, I don't know if they were heated it wrong or whatever, but anytime my ass touched like close to the bottom, it was burning my ass. So it was like the heater in the bottom was like burning my ass. So I was having to do like this. I don't know what you call it, like arch my back. Like doing dips. Yeah. I was like doing dips in the mud. And then it's fucking hot as fuck. So like my heart like starts racing. Also, I'm like, I was pretty high, but my heart's like fucking, my ass is like getting incinerated by this thing. And like, God, you went to a janky place. Janky mud bath place. Not gonna argue. That's actually the name of the place. Janky's mud bath place.