Duncan Trussell Explains the Coronavirus Asteroid Conspiracy | Joe Rogan

That's the singularity. And that's, you know, and it's not, we didn't make the singularity. We're a reflection of it. That's just when this particular zone or note or whatever you want to call it, it gets open for business, so to speak. Well, if it wanted to prepare us for abandoning life as usual, this would be a good way to start it. Yeah. Yeah. Start it with a little pandemic, lock everybody inside for a little bit, complete upending of what's all that's normal in terms of society. Yeah, man. I mean, that is the, you know, as I was driving over, I'm like, I want to talk about all the different conspiracies about it with Verogheme, but I don't want to either. What kind of conspiracies about the pandemic? Yeah. What are the conspiracies of your hearing other than 5G? 5G, common impact. Common impact? Yeah. I haven't heard that one. Well, the common, well, you're definitely not my wife, because I've mentioned it so many times to my wife. She's like, Duncan, please, don't, do you like every day? Is there one that was supposed to fly by? Like there's a meteor that's supposed to fly by in the next, in a short amount of time. Yeah. I mean, check out Reddit conspiracy, my conspiracy friends. I'm not even going to attempt to give the download on it because like, y'all have done a pretty good job of putting all the pieces together out there, whether they're real or not. I don't fucking know, but I enjoy reading them late at night and they've been giving me terrible dreams. But the asteroid theory is that, okay, so we want to have, by we, I mean, they want to have maximum survivability for the planet. They're not out to like, they don't want people to die. They're not trying to, it's not a bioengineered thing that's designed to like, cull the population, which is another of the theories. But rather, there was a plan, which is like, what's our plan if we do see a meteor is going to impact the planet? What's our plan? Do we let people know that the meteor is going to impact? Well, it depends. Like if an astronomer that's not connected to one of our labs or whatever sees it, they're going to let people know. And then, you know, so that's a whole different, I think, method of like, reacting. But what if we see a thing that they don't know about? And there's some probability, even a 20% chance the thing impacts the Earth, right? Or there's some cosmic event, maybe we're not even aware of, like the Sun doing some weird shit that we don't even know happens because it's so deep, it's like deep data, right? So maybe it's not an asteroid, it's a cosmic event that's approaching, right? And so there's got to be a plan. And it's like, well, if we just tell people that the Sun's going to do like a mild blip, which is going to destroy all satellites and destroy all GPS, and just that alone would cause runs on the bank, mass panics, like in people would start looting and shit. And that's not, you don't want that because the idea is like, we want them to hole up in their houses till the shit passes, so we get maximum survivability. And so the whole pandemic, this is a conspiracy theory, not real. The whole pandemic was a plan to get people to go inside, store up food, get them off the roads and like wait for whatever this event is to pass. And as soon as the event passes, you'll find that it's all of a sudden, it's like, what do you know? The curves are all dropping off. What do you know? And then we'll all be back because the thing they were worried about didn't happen. Also, it could be a test for that. Can I just stop you? Please stop. It's hard to believe. Thank you. There's a real virus. They can image it. But I know what it looks like. They've been able to test for it, antibodies, test for a live. I'm talking to my wife. It's a real virus. It's a confusing virus. It's so good that I married the person I'm married because if not, like I would probably be like digging a hole to like crawl into out of pure paranoia because she does do this to me. She's like, Duncan, do you think there isn't a COVID virus? Like you think there's no virus out there? Do you think that like maybe like so all the scientists that have like identified COVID are all part of this thing to keep us from the meteor thing and then I'm like, yeah, yeah, your thank you because like I'll start getting freaked out from it. But I'll answer your question. Like if I had to answer that I would say, oh no, it's real. I mean, that was a blame. I died for me.