Joe Rogan and Duncan Trussell Watch Trump’s “Disinfectant” Video

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Duncan Trussell

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Duncan Trussell is a stand-up comic, writer, actor, host of the "Duncan Trussell Family Hour" podcast, creator of "The Midnight Gospel" on Netflix, and the voice of "Hippocampus" on the television series "Krapopolis." www.duncantrussell.com www.youtube.com/@duncantrussellfamilyhour

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People are going to have to look at this like, okay, now we know something can happen that we never thought could happen before and the whole world shuts down. Yeah. Now we know. That's it. But we should act accordingly in like how we run things. Now we know. Well, that's the silver lining. I mean, like that's the silver line. It's like when you have a thing happen that you realize like, you know, whatever, like in your car, you get lucky and you notice that the tire is like super flat and you fill it up. You just didn't notice or whatever. You see a thing and it saves you from a later fucking thing that could have been a million times worse. But you know, man, the wake up call to me is like, it's no joke that you need to at least be on like some terms with your neighbors and it's no joke that you need to understand how to do like how to grow food out of the ground and it's some like basic first aid and stuff like that. And also to always have gas in your car, man. You know, we the other day went to get groceries and like fucking the left a credit card at the house. Right. And like the but the car was kind of low on fuel because I hadn't gassed it up like I should have. Right. And the combination of suddenly not being able to put gas in the car and these two dumb mistakes, it wasn't just a normal shitty day where your car runs out of gas. Now it's your cars run out of gas during a pandemic, meaning you got to call somebody to come and get put gas in your car or walk somewhere to get gas. That's a whole different walk than before. And that's asking someone to come and help you is kind of like asking them, hey, would you mind like taking a chance? I mean, I know you're wearing a mask and everything, but you know what I mean? So suddenly fuck ups in this kind of environment, they mean a lot more than fuck ups in like the previous world that we are in. And that's teaching me a real kind of responsibility, you know, like having some cash on hand, like stuff like that. Like, yeah, what we, you know, we should always be doing that. And to me, that is one of the, you know, and I hate using every using the term silver lining right now. And it's like, anytime you say, yeah, it's a silver lining on people who drowned in their own fucking mucus. It's not the, you know, it's fucked up. But I guess one of the silver linings in it is just that the the fact that it's like, man, Trump just was talking about maybe we should inject ourselves with Lysol. Okay, how crazy that video. Have you seen the one when they focus on the lady who's a science advisor and she's sitting there listening to him say all this shit? Yeah. Yeah. I have. I've seen the Harris tweeted it and it's, he said, when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks into you. That's it. That's it. You know, but also in that look, you know, I saw I saw her thinking like, listen, motherfuckers, who's in line? You want to have you want this job? I'm doing what I can to steer this crazy ship as best as I fucking can. And there's not much I could do. But it's like, you know, you see somebody seriously say to an entire planet that it might be a good idea to inject Lysol into your body. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let me hear it. I think you got to actually double click on it. And on my computer, I had to to get the sound out of it. Nothing. No, I don't hear that was Duncan. That was me. It's haunted. Anyway, bottom line is he's saying wacky shit and the focus is on this lady. And as she's watching him, she's like, I can't even fucking believe I have to handle this. Yeah. And she does. Dude, that took. But to me, I think you get the disinfectant into their body. That's maybe possible. We could get them to drink Lysol. Light, powerful. I could use light to kill it from outside or inside. I don't know how you do it. Because you see a thing like that and it's like, OK, lean into that. Like, that's going to like lean into that is the thing that you can count on. That's the thing saying inject Lysol. That's the kind of thing where like you're crazy as friend if they said that to you. You would be considering like calling their their friends or their mom to be like, hey, Jack, he's having like a hardcore manic episode. He's talking about injecting Lysol into himself. You better do something. That's the fucking president. And to me, what that tells me is like, motherfucker, you need gas in your car. You need to make sure your phone is juiced up. You know what I mean? You need to make sure that you are like you got to be ready. You got to be ready because if we like think we're going to lean into some like imaginary hammock made of like people who are saying that we should inject ourselves with Lysol, then we're made. Then it's our fault. That's your because, you know, it's like let's imagine let's say you went and you I don't know. You went into the forest and you got attacked by a tiger. But right before you went in the tiger, you into the forest, you said to somebody, hey, you think I should go in that for their tigers there? And they're like, no. And then they start shooting up with Lysol. You know what I mean? If you go in that forest and the tiger tiger gets you, that's your fault. You fucking listen to a dude who thought you could shoot up Lysol. You know what I mean? That's your fault. Imagine what was he thinking while he was saying that he's probably like, there's got to be an intelligent way to get out of this fucking subject that I've already started and I've already coming up with perhaps, for instance, maybe you could maybe you could. So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light and I think you show that has him a check that you're going to test it. And then I said, suppose he was inside the body, you can which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you're going to test that too. Sounds interesting. Right. And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? Because you see it gets in the lungs and it's a tremendous amount of the lungs. So it'd be interesting to check that. A cleaning! A cleaning of the lungs! Can we take your lungs out? Just spray them with Lysol. Just spray them down, put your lungs through a car wash. Like what in the... Yeah. What a crazy thing to say. I mean cleaning. A cleaning. Give him a cleaning. Yeah. Imagine like being his doctor and you have to listen to him say this like, so why don't you do like the disinfectant inside as like a cleaning. Can you dip my liver and bleach? Can you take my liver out and just microwave it? Yeah. So to me, you see that and it's like, okay, well, I'm not quite certain that that is where I'm going to get my data stream from because that's a Lysol person. But then there must be like a thing we can do regardless of the fact that clearly... Bro, you wouldn't even talk like that on a podcast. Dude, I would never say that in a million years. But imagine, imagine you have zero expertise in a certain subject. You're talking to someone who's like some expert in this said subject and you're proposing these outlandish, like you're on a podium. You're not even having a private conversation. In front of everybody, you're somehow or another having a side conversation where you're proposing these ridiculous ideas that show that you don't understand how disinfectant works. Why is that even conversation even taking place? Also, the other thing is because he did ask the question, that is a time for someone on that side of the room to go, no, you can't. Look at her. Why didn't she say that? But she knows she can't do that. She knows if she interrupts him and goes, what? You can't do that. You can't inject this infection. He would probably be upset. She wants to do the best work that she can do. This is just some nonsense she has to handle along the way. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. It's just a bad path. Look, first of all, the guy works some ungodly amount of hours in a day. He's going to do some dumb shit. He wings it a lot. He probably was stuck on that conversation of things that might be able to be done. Maybe you could do strong, ultraviolet light in the skin. Then all of a sudden he's like, oh my God, I'm laying out possible ways that you could cure this there. I better keep going. I better have more than one. Yeah. He's like, disinfectant. That's right. Disinfectant. Disinfectant. Maybe inside or outside. They have a way of doing that. Yeah. Then he goes to her. He's looking for support. I think you said maybe. I think you said maybe you're looking at that. Yeah, man. I mean, it definitely has that sense of when you had to give a report at school and you hadn't prepared for it. That's it. That's exactly what it's like.