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Robert Oberst

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Robert Oberst is a professional strongman who competes yearly in The World's Strongest Man competition. He's can also be seen on the History Channel's "The Strongest Man In History" premiering July 10 at 10pm ET.

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I would feel like for steroids, I kind of, I mean, I don't want to like push it, but it seems like you'd have to be. I mean, it's a sport where it's built for bigger men, but I mean, there's a lot of guys who have gone through and been very adamant that they're not. And, you know, we get tested. We all literally like every year I have to explain to the guy like, yes, there's going to be marijuana in my system. And that's in the rules that it says it's okay. Like I have that conversation every year. And it used to be illegal. Used to be illegal. And we got to, we got to switched, uh, believe 14. Did you get it switched? I brought it up a lot. I don't know if that really changed anything, but I was like, look at these fucking gorillas. You want everyone here on Viking in? Like I literally like all I'm saying is we should be able to smoke weed. I'm not saying that you guys should be able to do meth or any other shit. None of that. Well, I think we're finally recognizing finally as a culture that weed is not what everybody thought it was. They were in the fifties and the thirties and thank God, thank God, because I mean, people were doing so much worse shit. Well, that's why that little Jeff Sessions cunt was driving me fucking crazy when he was the attorney general and he was saying, we got to, you know, marijuana is good. People don't smoke marijuana. Like, right. You're not hanging around with good people for small because good people don't want to hang out with you. Exactly. So you don't know what you're talking about. It wasn't, it wasn't a Hillary that was saying it was, she was going to do her best to keep it illegal. Yeah. She had some nonsense that she was saying to those. I don't know. Fucking who knows? That's crazy. If I was you and just being honest on this show would scare the living fuck out of me because so many people listen, I just be worried that sooner or later, like, you know, somebody is just show up. Hillary just shows up. Just show up. They carry on. Like one of the Kings, they carry you with the poles on the shoulders. She just comes in moves the veil and peaks. Yes. That is the one. Did you see that video I put on my Instagram with that? That dude who was bad with the Hillary head inside the body. That was so bad. Who is that guy? Let's give that guy some props because that fucking animation is amazing. Put it up on the big screen. It's like one of those things where like, how does this guy even think of this? And where is he buying his weed? Because this is not something that a regular person thinks of his name. People crap. B E P L E underscore C R A P. And he's got this video of this Trump robot with glowing eyes and one artificial leg moving and the entire body of the Trump robot is Hillary's giant head floating around in a vat of liquid. Like a war torn United States. Yeah. Soldiers marching with them. Yeah. It's a post apocalyptic, post apocalyptic scenario, but there's all these lights and it's fucking amazing. It's so dope. And Trump's body is weird and his feet are like baby feet. Yeah. Yeah. And his hands. They always get that they do their best to just fuck with that. Like, cause it bothers them. He should have never acted like it bothered him. Did he act like it bothered him? I think he said something about my hand, these big hands after they'd said it. I don't know. That's hilarious. That's the thing is every, every dude knows. Like if a guy flinches when you say some shit, you say some more of that shit. Exactly. That's what you do. Exactly. You're not supposed to flinch. But they're the ones who say you don't body shame. I mean, while the body shaming this poor guy for having a little, he doesn't even have a little hands, normal hands. Rules don't exist anymore. The same artist made this thing too, which is like the opposite of what we're talking about. It's like a gorilla. Yeah. If I was Trump, I would hire a trainer and just get on the best juice too. If I had abs like that, I'd never wear a shirt. I'd go to funerals without a shirt on. Yeah. Sorry, bro. You're dead, but I'm jacked in with it. Put a sock on your cock. Yeah. I don't, yeah. I don't, I don't think Trump has little hands. The regular hands, but it is a constant theme. Yeah. But that thing that people crap guy that you say his name, people underscore crap. He's amazing. Got some great shit on his page too. That's really cool. God damn. Look at that. A giant Kim Jong-un robot. That wasn't Trump just in North Korea right now. But partying with that dude, they probably killed somebody together.

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