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Robert Oberst is a professional strongman who competes yearly in The World's Strongest Man competition. He's can also be seen on the History Channel's "The Strongest Man In History" premiering July 10 at 10pm ET.
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Bill Burr sent me a fucking horrible video yesterday of this guy These two guys are riding like assholes on a bridge Like with motorcycles weaving in that traffic And one guy loses control of the bike and he hits the cement barrier on the edge of the bridge And then goes off the edge Oh my god Yeah, just watch it bang when he flies off It's like all I've been seeing the last week too We just did this Oh here it is, Jamie got it already Jamie's the fastest Goolooer in the west See these guys are flying, look at this Boom Oh he touched too You see him put his foot down and try and collect himself? Yeah and watch when you see when they pull over And you get to look at how far this motherfucker dropped He's done, Zil That is, that is That guy's got his hands in his pockets Of course it's Florida Looks like it Sure it's Florida Fucking assholes It's gotta be Florida He probably landed right on an alligator Oh He would have been fine But now he's chewed up I read a story in Florida about it It was a Tampa It was! Tampa, Florida! Of course! Called it Of course man, Florida's a fucking mess man I was there for two weeks, I was scared shitless the whole time I've been everywhere It's Florida, I was like paying attention to everyone walking around me People on bath salts eating people's faces Exactly Everything fucked up happens there They just issued a shoot to kill on iguanas They're trying to get people to kill as many iguanas Apparently there's so many iguanas there That they're digging holes under bridges and roads And roads are collapsing Yeah, buildings are collapsing Look, because they're digging trenches under the foundations That's so crazy And they're big, like five feet long What do you got? What's his smile on his face? Florida iguana hunter mistakes pool boy for iguana shoots him Oh my god Florida, you gotta get your shit together guys, come on Not going to happen My sister lives in Florida, she's probably listening to this Laura, get out of there Run, run for your lives It's a fucking goofy place to live man, it really is