The WHO Says Asymptomatic Transmission of Coronavirus is "Very Rare" w/Andrew Schulz | Joe Rogan

24 views

4 years ago

0

Save

Andrew Schulz

7 appearances

Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant 2" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous", is available on YouTube. http://www.theandrewschulz.com/

Comments

Write a comment...

Transcript

And now we're just talking about it before. Like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people coming to them are less sick than they ever were before. Yeah. There's a lexicate in England or in Italy rather they're saying there's such a small amount of virus it's almost undetectable. Yeah. It's run through the country. Yeah. It's hot out. Yeah. You think that's all it was? So Trump is right. Trump said it was going to go away without any cure. Well. And then it did. But it would have killed more people. Yeah. I don't know how many more people though. I don't know if there could have been a better strategy. I don't know dude. The problem is we're Monday morning quarterbacking. Yeah. It's like after the fact we're going oh this is what we should have done. And none of us will. Bro I thought we were going to die. Yeah. I didn't think we were going to die but like I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit. I made a few phone calls with friends. I was like you know go stock your fridges. We might be in the crib for a little bit but. The only thing that helped me was Idris Elba. Why would he say? Because he got it and he was fine. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think they really got it. Yes they do. Like you don't think it's weird that like the second it pops off Tom Hanks is like I got it. Well the whole crew got it. A lot of people are hospitalized. It was in Australia. There was a breakout in that area. OK. Yeah. Because that's what I would do if I wanted people to be afraid right. I'd be like who's the most famous guy. He got it. Oh you're going deep conspiracy. I'm just saying wouldn't you do that. We haven't even smoked any weed yet. Are we maybe at the end. But once I smoke it's over. I just want to know. What happens. It's just I'll fall apart. I'll like start doing like I'll start like doing like beat boxing maybe. It just gets really bad. It gets horrible. If we wanted to point to a conspiracy. Yeah. That I would say you would kill Tom Hanks. I wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks it. Because then we're terrified. Yeah. I'm not scared of Tom Hanks and kick it. Yeah. Tom Hanks can kick it. I can kick it for sure. Yeah. Yeah that's true. Yeah. That was interesting. That was like the new blue check. That's what we were calling it because like I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it but all these athletes had it. Every basketball team a few people had it. All these actors had it. Yeah. I was just like how the fuck are they getting it. See that the act the athlete thing was like OK well these are super athletes and they don't have any any form. Know what it was. What. They were flying bitches in. You know what it was. I dare you. Come on. Come on dude. I feel like it was just using the wrong fountain. Those days are done. We can all use any fountain now. OK. Cut the clip. Send it to CNN. I got a problem with the disease. We found out how many clips are we going to give CNN this episode alone. How many problematic. Five zero. Yeah. Let's talk about them. Let's talk about them. I feel like the athlete thing was like OK they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms. Right. But we're not super athletes. OK. Yeah. But then Idris Elba is just a really good shape in shape actor. Yeah. Well he seems OK. Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look he's in great shape. Yeah. And he got through it. Yeah. What is you know and then you find out the flu numbers and but it's not the flu. OK. OK. It's not the flu. Yeah. Science is new religion bro. Think about it. Think about it though. No but it's money money. I really believe this. I really believe it's Monday morning. I know what you're saying with the Monday morning. But like quarterback and think about like the way religion operated in the past right. The second you said anything against the church they shame you they ostracize you. Who the fuck are you. How could you say these things. They put you in your little box over there. You get excommunicated. Any of us were like you sure it really kills everyone. Right. Like are you sure. Are you sure it's that contagious. Can't say that. What the fuck is wrong. Fauci come out of the Kibler elf house. Tell them what's going on. They just rail at you nonstop. Yeah. And the second and the second you say a single thing you are what they label us. I think Amazon even like took out a book heretic. Yeah. Wasn't it. Is that what the term is. I think you were blasphemy or something. One of these right. And then all of a sudden this information starts to come out where it's like OK it's not that bad. The curve is kind of flattening. Now the shit comes out today. That was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it easily as they thought. So all that worry that we were about kids giving it to the grandmothers. They're not going to do that. That was the only reason why stores are shut down. The only reason why comedy club shut down restaurants because if you're asymptomatic you pass on. Now we know you're not. If you have a cough if you're sneezing if you got the flu say the fuck home. That's it. Crank it open. Let's go. Crank it open. Yeah. Meanwhile you have to wait. No New Jersey just said they want another month. So this is where we get into like the. But you don't think this is just people trying to get reelected. It could be but it could be people who are scared of people dying on their watch. Because now it's not the economy that gets reelected it's people dying on your watch. Well if someone comes along and says the reason why X amount of people died it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month. Right. So I think it's that it's also a lot of these people are not healthy people. Right. I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy. Yeah. And they were terrified of this virus. And I would try to tell them well hey let's look at the actual statistics. The actual statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch. Yeah. Right. But as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body you have a good adequate sufficient levels of vitamin D. Zinc. You take care of yourself getting a sauna drink a lot of water. Don't get fucked up every night. Don't eat sugar all day. Like you're probably going to be OK. And maybe what's devastating even more so is how many suicides we had. How many people died because because of the depression. Yo did you hear that stat that like Corona actually saved lives because people weren't driving so they didn't get in car accidents. Oh that's true. But like in a weird way way less people. It saved car accident deaths. Car accident deaths. What else was there. I mean there was a lot more domestic violence but a lot more child abuse too. Really. A lot of child abuse a lot of domestic violence. And then what's really scary is the fucking suicides because people who are already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job had a way to make a living. Now they're broke and they have to beg for money and they they get one twelve hundred dollar check. Our people got it. Everybody I know that's a comic is making more money. How all these comics that were like they're barely there were like middling on the road or they're barely doing it. They get the twelve hundred dollars STEMI check. They get furloughed from their job. I think you get like six hundred bucks or something a month when a week or something when you're furloughed. They're making like a grand a week. Like everybody had money. Dude this is a crazy shit about anything. The stock market hasn't budged. But that's how you know the stock market's fake. Or this is fake. They price out everything Joe. They price out every the Super Bowl. They price it out. They price out the what is it the other thing we're just in the pandemic they priced out right. And it dipped down the protests right now they priced out. They priced out the protests. They're MIT mathematicians. Really? I think. Call up Lix Friedman. Let's get to the bottom it is.