Joey Diaz's Cemetery Moment - JRE Toons

How old was Freddie Prince when he died? I don't even think it was Freddie Prince the junior related at all. Yes, that's his son. Yeah, that's his son. How old is he? 22. He was 22. Jesus Christ. 22. Holy shit, man. You know what I still remember that night? Holy shit. Want me to tell you why I remember that night specifically? Why? Because I had to, on the way home, it was so fucking cold that I had to cut through the cemetery and when I was walking through the cemetery, I had to take a shit. Oh no. And I went in front of a fucking casket. The guy had been buried in like 1920s. I go, fuck it. He's got no family left, right? He was freezing, Joe Rogan, freezing. I pull my pants down to my knees. I squat. I take a shit and I start pissing. And all of a sudden I go to get up and I pissed in my own pants. My pants were frozen. I had to walk home like the tin man because the piss went right into the fucking pants. And I walked in and my mother was there. And I walked in with pee on me and she's like, what are we doing here? What do I gotta do? What do I gotta do? I gotta kill another chicken? Yeah, I can't take this no more. You said walk in with frozen piss all over his pants. What are we doing here? It's the funniest shit you could say. And every time I came home with an idea, my mother turned to Santeria. That's it. I gotta call your godmother. I can't handle this no more. When I started dressing up like Bruce Lee and I had incense in my room and a bowl of rice. She was going nuts. Oh yeah. The outfit, the white shirt that you folded. I bowed. I fucking learned how to use chomp sticks and my mother would go. That's it. You gotta go to your godmother's office. You got a problem. Something's wrong with you. You're not Chinese, stupid. You're not Chinese.