Joey Diaz Shares the Story of Columbian Nazi Narco Carlos Lehder

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Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net

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That Narcos is interesting. They did them right. I think this year they're going to Miami. They killed it with Pablo. They killed it. Killed it. That guy is so good. Killed it. And the guy I like that they hired was that dude that got like 2,000 years in jail. The one who ran the island, like his story is hilarious. Because he was a John Lennon fanatic. And he was half German so he was a Hitler. But he was Spanish. Okay? Sounds like a Saturday Live scale. So when the cops went, when the feds went all exudite on these guys. They became the exuditables. This guy took to the radio. And they show scenes of him on the radio. Fucking hot. Okay. So you cannot take us back to the United States. Because you're the number one ex-portrait of our product. And he snored all of a sudden. He sees like an assistant walk by and he goes, Hey, come here. And all of a sudden he's like, and all of a sudden she just kneels down. She's blowing him on camera. And he's like, listen to me. You have to. He became nuts. When was this? Listen. Listen to what they did, okay? Hold on. Is there a video this you can get? Oh my God. Carlos Laid There is a fucking lunatic. Carlos Laid There was the one who went to Pablo and said, I'm going to fly the cult back for you. But we're going to make a stop on an island. So they bought an island. They fucking threw the doctor off. There was a white doctor that was like, Oh man, nice to meet you. And they were like, listen. There's a whole story about it that's hysterical. The guy called the feds. There's something going on over there. They're doing pornographic. You know, they're running in planes of blow. Wow. And this is one. They bought everybody out, but there was this one white dude. This is my island. I'm an American. I fought in World War II. I'm not leaving. And they're like, dog, we're going to fucking kill you. Okay. We're going to keep. And all night they were bringing in planes, refueling them, and sending them out. Carlos Laidair. What does it say? U.S. drug lord and Escobar partner Laidair released in Germany from prison. When was this? Oh my God. He's from Florida to Germany. Oh, from Florida to Germany. Because he's originally from Germany. He's his father was German. He's got 2,000 years. So what they did was this. What they did was this. It doesn't take a fucking genius. This kid got the island. He made them a bunch of money. But then he started doing a podcast from the island with cameras and naked women. What? Of him snorting coke with a robot. How old was he? Who the fuck knows? 28, 30. Just making 20 million a day. Think if you're making 20 million a day and you're just addicted to coke, there's bags of blow behind you. He's just ripping bags open, snorting them, just talking. He was a John Lennon fan. So he would talk about comfy. That's him. He would do these videos for hours, for days. So he was like an original YouTube star. Yeah. So what they did was, but he was in post on YouTube. But he did. He was like, so what they did was. He's my space boy. He's the first one they gave up. When the shit got deep and the Colombians were in trouble, the five Colombians sat down. They said, listen, this kid's on an island talking about Jim Morrison and the doors. Let's let them, let's let the feds know where he's at. We'll give him you and we got no beef. So they extradited laid there. They gave him. Two thousand years. Oh my God. Look up the sentence. I'm not, I'm not trying to be funny. They gave him a thousand years. So why would they extradite him to Germany? Because he gave them information years later about, he gave them, he gave them like vital. He gave them really great information that if the country fucking knew, we would sink like he gave him shit. Like what? He gave them information that he was, he also not beside having his island that that was also a distraction. His main contributor, his main supplier was Fidel. So he, Fidel was letting him go to Cuba, bring the coke to Cuba, stock it. And for every ship that went out from Cuba to the United States with a Cuban flag, Fidel would get a kickback of $800,000. Fidel was sending three, four ships a day. So he testified against Fidel, which obviously nobody ever arrested Fidel. And he told them everything he knew about the ins and outs of money moving. You could find the online, all the shit he had done. This guy in blow is based off. That guy in blow is based on. George Young's cellmate in prison. Isn't it funny? No one wants their son to do that. But everybody loves these movies.