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Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His new special "Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward" will be available streaming on Netflix on April 30.
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It's tricky. If you find a thing that like works and then people like you should really concentrate on that. Like I remember Jamie Masada gave a friend of mine advice once way back in the day. He's like, you should be Generation X guy. When you go on stage you should be I'm from Generation X every time you know like my generation, Generation X think this and talk like that. Like he was giving him advice and I was like listen to me. Don't listen to that. Has Jamie Masada ever given good advice? I don't know. That's Tiffany Hausch. She still, he manages her right? So he's doing something right? He manages her? Yeah. Like recently I actually fired everybody. Maybe she fired him too. I don't know. She's a wild woman. She can do whatever the fuck she wants now. But you know I'm so happy for her. I knew her when the shit wasn't going well. She's always been wild though. She's a wild person. She seems like, yeah. In a good way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's one of the two people that I saw like on stage and was like oh you're going to be a star. Yeah. Like I didn't know anything about her but I was just like you just star. Was it when she was queefing into the microphone? No. No? It was not that. You ever see her do that? No. Dude, she can make the most ungodly sounds with her vagina. Like for real? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. She takes the microphone. She puts it on her pussy and goes. Like she knows how to do it. She has apparently she has an ability to make a noise with her vagina on cue. I'm glad I did go before her at the improv. If I had to follow that I'd be furious. In front of six people? Yeah. Can I get a new mic please? Yeah, I followed her before. I didn't even think about it. I probably should have. Yeah. I think like the genes are filter enough. Yeah, you'd hope so. Yeah, you'd hope. Yeah. Still it's not ideal. I feel like that type of person, like that wild personality that like a gal like that has, like what the fuck else could she have done other than stand up? I don't know. But there's a lot of those people out there that never find stand up. Oh sure. And their life just becomes chaos. Like the crazy person at the office. Yeah. You know, it's just stuck there. And you know, you get fired from enough of those jobs where you can't even get that office job anymore because you know the word gets out. Oh yeah, don't hire Tiffany. That crazy bitch. She's never gonna be there. Yeah. She is there. She's gonna queef into the fucking loudspeaker. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wish, I mean, part of me says, no, I don't wish that there was like some sort of an organized program to get into comedy because figure it out. I figured it out. You figured it out. All of us did. But then part of me says, man, there's so many kids out there. There's probably a 16 year old kid right now who sees the hypocrisy in all the things these adults are doing. And he fucking hates class. And he's sitting there right now going nuts. Or there's a girl who's feeling the same way about all her stupid friends and her mom and all these fucking people that want her to be a certain way. She's like, Jesus Christ, I gotta get the fuck away from these people. And she makes her friends laugh. But nobody ever tells her, hey, listen to me, you could do this. You could talk shit about things. Like you could be a really funny comedian. Like you got to figure out a way to do that. Nobody does that. It's so the number of people that have the... How many people have you ever met in your life that had the potential to be a comic but never did it? Like when you're around them, you're like, damn, this guy's funny. Could've been a comic. Five or six. You know, there are people who are like as funny as me in college who just went on and got jobs and I got funnier. You know, like that I knew people like that or people... One of the funniest guys I ever met in my life was like an executive producer's PA. But he was so goddamn funny, I couldn't believe it. But he like, I don't think it would have translated to the stage. There's something like... There's something you have to figure out in yourself to become a good comedian. Even if you're the funniest guy in the world. Yes. You know, it's a different muscle.