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Michael Malice is a cultural commentator, host of the PodcastOne podcast "YOUR WELCOME," and author of several books, including "Dear Reader: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il," "The Anarchist Handbook," and "The White Pill: A Tale of Good & Evil." www.michaelmalice.com
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What's up with the sneakers that kids are wearing that have a fucking green tag on them? It was explained to me. Are we total boomers now? What is it? Think of my boomer. I'm not a boomer, right? I'm a generation X? But boomers is a state of mind. Oh, okay, cool. I'm in. This green tag. What is it? Off white. Is that what it is? Yeah. So they have this green tag on this pair. I was buying a pair of Nikes from my kid. And they're like, oh, those are off white. What's up with this green thing? Yeah, what do you go? You leave that on. I'm like, fuck you. I'm not leaving this stupid plastic tag on. No, you don't leave that on. What is it? Can we have a picture? This is a thing that people do, that thing. Giant ass tag. They leave these stupid fucking tags. And these are huge. They're cumbersome. They look dumb. But they wear them on their shoe. It's part of the thing. It's part of the brand. This person was trying to explain it to me. It's part of the brand. Look, in five years it's going to go away. Why is it here? Because it looks different. No! It looks different. It's like a flag. Someone should have a knife. And then she'd go up to these fucking kids and just cut that off and go, no. We're about to go to war. They're making you soft and stupid. This is probably a plot by the Russians and the Chinese and the Iranians to try to make sure that our kids grow dumber and dumber. This is probably something that was started out on Instagram by one of those IRA, Internet Research Agencies. What's this? That's the people that make all the propaganda. Oh. They're from the Russian patrol farms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.