Joe Rogan - Indian Teen Died from Brain Parasites

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Jessimae Peluso

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Jessimae Peluso is a standup comedian and television personality. She's the host of "Tattoo Redo" on Netflix, and the "Sharp Tongue" podcast.

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in our community that don't have healthcare? I know. I didn't have healthcare forever. I just got it a week ago. Most of my life. Yo, I got it a week ago and I booked all the appointments. Did you? Everything, I got the kitty cat checked, got the teeth checked. Nice. Eyes. Were you worried about the teeth? You ever have the feeling like you have a cavity, like a phantom cavity, like shit? Yeah. Why does my tooth hurt? Do I have a fucking cavity? I definitely did. My teeth were like crevasses. Oh, did you have a bunch of cavities in it? Yeah, she filled me like four times because I haven't been because healthcare is ridiculous. Were you eating candy? No, I wasn't eating candy. But you got all these holes in your face. I don't know. I think like, you know, changes in my life. Maybe I got ringworm from you. Ch-ch-changes. Ch-ch-changes. Yeah, little kids get it all the time. They do. Oh, dude. Because of rolling in dirt. I'm gonna blow your mind away. Okay. Hookworm was super common in the South and it literally diminishes your capacity for thinking. So like the idea of like a slack, jawed, Southern dumb person. Theo. No. I'm just kidding. It's Theo, I'm sorry. I didn't know she was gonna do that. I would never have her on, bro. You know I love you. I love you, Theo. No, not Theo. But maybe people Theo knows. His relatives. If you had to say that Theo Von Voortz, like maybe a few people that I know. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Hookworm victims. So how do you get hookworm? Walking around barefoot. Ugh, I mean, there's just too many opportunities to get these worms in your body. Oh, for sure. That's so gross. When you see dudes who go to like some foreign country and they get scratched and they come back and a bot flies going out of their heads. And their belly flying out. Yeah. A kid just died recently in India. I think it was India. He got a infection. He was having headaches. And it turns out worms from pig feces had made it all the way up into his brain. And they were making cysts all throughout his brain. Oh, God. Yeah, and then he died shortly after. They said it was so bad they couldn't even give him deworming medication because if they did, they were worried his brain would start bleeding and that it would suffer from a stroke. What? I am not gonna sleep tonight. All this worm talk. That's terrible. What is the chimney cystosarosis? Pull those pictures up. They have pictures of the dude's brain. It's just like filled with cysts. Oh, God. Why are we looking at this? Because we're high and it's like 10 in the morning. Oh, you know what I was saying before? I forgot to bring my fanny pack. You gave me one of your fanny packs. And I travel with that everywhere. Thank you very much. I'm glad you enjoy it. It's the most resourceful thing ever. People think I'm joking. This is my fanny pack. I know. I fucking wear this for real. I have the same one. A couple people have talked some shit and I was like, you better step back. Step back. Step back. I've got my pharmacy in there. I've got my whole thing so I can be a doctor on the road. Do you have a staphoscope? I got a scalpel. What's that? He complained of having pain in his groin and swelling in his eye. And then they found out he had cysts all over his brain. I mean, I have pain in my groin every week. Wah, wah, wah. Look at his brain. On the right, I'm assuming is the result. Both of them. It's different views of. They're both different views. And those little holes are all cysts inside his brain. Yeah, his brain is literally imploding. Although those little spots, those little white spots, those are all little cysts inside his brain. That must have been painful. Fucking pure agony. It must be pure agony. And this was in India, you said? What country was this? Man. Was it India? Yeah. Fuck that. Fuck that. And just imagine people having not the access to healthcare in this country, but at least were a little bit modernized. Being in one of those countries and being poor, you're fucked. Yeah, you really are fucked. You're so fucked. By swallowing microscopic eggs past in the feces of a person who has intestinal pork tapeworm. By never going to brunch again. But think about that. It's not even just pork tapeworm. It's the eggs in the shit of a person who has the tapeworm. Did you see what the, oh no. Oh God. Jesus Christ. Holy hell. And it's getting in your mouth from shit. I'm glad I smoked a joint before this shit. I am in a pure panic attack. Yeah. Don't eat ass in India unless that person is on anti tapeworm medication. Also never eat ass again. I mean, this is a PSA for anti ass eating. It is. I told you I had E.coli a few weeks ago. That was my life. What were you saying, Jamie? There's been a change in the way that the pork industry is gonna be doing inspections. That the government's gonna stop doing it. Apparently as of like early May and the industry is now taking over. Oh, that'll be very fair. That's just, that's exactly what you want. This is one of those things where people that are all in favor of deregulating everything. You need to understand this shit like this happens. If these people cut corners and we know people have cut corners before, maybe it's not all of them. Maybe most of them are gonna be great. People are gonna die. People are gonna die. They're gonna get sick. They're gonna get E.coli. They're gonna get all sorts of fucked up things. 40% and replacing them with plant employees. Oh my God. You're gonna be getting the number of federal inspectors by about 40%. That is such a bad idea. Well, it looks like America and everywhere is gonna get a whole bunch of hookworms. This is like having the mafia police the streets. This is like taking away establishments. There would be no limits on slaughter line speeds. That is so gross. No pork. They're just trying to make it quicker.