Is This the World's Oldest Fish Hook? Joe Rogan and Jessimae Peluso

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Jessimae Peluso

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Jessimae Peluso is a standup comedian and television personality. She's the host of "Tattoo Redo" on Netflix, and the "Sharp Tongue" podcast.

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During the Pangea's Period or some shit. What'd you call me? Pangea. Do you know what that is? It's an era. No, it's well when they think that all of the Continents were connected together. Oh, yeah, we were one we were one flat earth and One flat table is flat No, no, it's obviously not a giant chunk and then the rest was water and then it spread out which is fucking weird That is weird. How did that and like also is that happening on our insides on like a it's obviously on a cellular level The thing's just splitting and being torn the fuck apart. There it is. Here's the the modern Pangea map. This is modern the modern Country separations and all that because oh, this is what it looked like. I thought this is America what is that? I thought there was some knuckleheads that thought that is that really all the continents together? Whoa, it shows you how much goddamn water there is so much water. That's a mind fuck Yeah, cuz you really like to think that we're all dirt and not as much water. It's so much water. It's all water It's like a little speck in a huge-ass ocean. That's what's really crazy So those ground dwelling motherfuckers have figured out how to suck all the fish out of that water Just to be able to get those suckers out Bear hands and then they were like yo, we need something we need a smaller situation I think until they came up with the nets and stuff like that. I don't think they were real effective I think they just got what they got and they ate that but the populations were fine Yeah, but in the last whatever hundred and fifty years they've been using nets. They just jacked that whole ocean What do you think happened to the dude who figured out like the hook? He probably got all the pussy in town the dude who like hooked the fish. He was getting all those fishies He was getting the ones that were way deep the what the kind of pussy that you would get Back when you invented a hook you don't want it But but now in your modern mind you don't but back then you're like, yo, this is fresh fresh It only smells like must and you become Something's happening to you Wake and bacon is taking you to another another level for You Yeah, I can't go let's guess how long ago do you think they invented the fish hark did they even know I'm gonna say it's a really old invention rolled It's an arrowhead time. Yeah, exactly Native native before pre-native Americans those bitches would just break if you think about a big fish hooking like a little thin What would they make it a bone? Probably must be bone But you think don't be too heavy Yeah, just sinking well, it also break. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to hook it. Well, yeah, it must have been bone I bet it was bone. Yeah, but bones get brittle especially after like, you know, they're off the body and they start to Mm-hmm calcify and all that Look, but how old do you think it is? It's gotta be really old juniper wood. It's Juniper wood was the first one 22 23,000 years ago What Christ there it is or Norwegians. Yeah, they're They were made from sea snail shells There's a bunch of information I'll put together in Okinawa Island dated between 22,000 380 and 2027 70 I'm that crazy they get it that close. They're basically in an inner, you know, good overtake 80 90 years hundred years It's like that is it carbon dating I mean, that's the only thing I remember from high school How do you even how do you date it back? Do they find is it like a forensic thing where they grab a fly and they're like, yeah This was six years ago because of the juice is on the wings I think it's me there's like a bunch of factors like one of them is the dirt that's around where they find it like if they find it on the ground and it's covered with dirt over hundreds and hundreds of years they could take some of that dirt and Test it. Yeah, they can see what's in it. They're trying to test I think whoa That's crazy. I want those as earrings. Is that a fish hook? Yeah, I clicked the that's how the shells. Yo, those are fresh Those are really nice. I would rock those would you? Yeah, well, I'm sure oldest fish hook found in Okinawa Wow 23,000 years ago, that's crazy. And so they're saying that the oldest fish hook is linked to the Norwegians I would say this is Japanese. This is Okinawa. Yeah, Norwegian thing was saying that and up until the 1950s There were they were still using wood and oh, I see just like a added fact Yeah, Japanese makes sense. I wonder if they all figured it out at the same time different spots in the world You know whenever it's one of those things like, you know, like they there's just some weird thing Who's that is that Rupert Sheldrake? It's the morphic residents theory He's got this weird theory that I think the idea is that if some a rat learns a maze on the east coast Rats on the west coast will learn that maze quicker What well how like a like a they don't know collective consciousness amongst the rats as weird as it sounds there might be some sort of strange Connection that all rats share and not just all rats but all living beings his argument was that if this is demonstrable with a rat in a maze that if they did something like with human beings if they could figure out a way to To prove this that's likely what's happening. Is it like he brought up a bunch of different factors like Inventions that are simultaneously taking place like all over the world like one strange Yeah, you should attribute some of that to education, right? Like yeah, definitely education what's going on like that the the trends that are happening in education But like but they also think there might be something else going on underneath the surface like on a different realm Like if you learn if we're all a species and you're on one side of the world You learn something the people on the other side of the world have like greater access to it in some weird way That's really bizarre