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Jessimae Peluso is a standup comedian and television personality. She's the host of "Tattoo Redo" on Netflix, and the "Sharp Tongue" podcast.
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Nightmare you're a dog person not a cat person. I would like a hairless cat. I would like a sphinx I think they're cool. They shit in a box in your house perfect So do I piss in your house? I'm gonna change my toilet to be Roman fuck. Yeah, I'm gonna shit in a bucket Yeah, they shit in a box, but that's a great thing. It's gross sometimes My dogs crap on the carpet if they're you know irritable, but cats are weird man cats I don't know if you can trust a cat you trust some cats you have a couple cats Yeah, you got a fucking zoo. I'm so jealous I want to come over and just pet everything in your house two of my dogs died recently Oh, I'm sorry within the last I guess it was probably almost a year now. It was Marshall said He didn't understand what was going on. He looks like he's just pure joy and happy he is all the time He's the happiest dog about he's so he brings me joy. I just started following on Instagram. He's so happy follow your dog on Instagram He's my buddy. He's it's so weird like you can see you guys have a straight bond See so affectionate do you run him off leash in the morning when you go? Oh, yeah, yeah, no tick issue No, he's been he's got tick medication that he's taken But we have caught him with a couple of ticks on with all that luxurious hair. Those ticks are probably like we He loves it though He never seen anything in his pure joy as that dog is like running through the canyons. Oh, he just loves it He's so happy. So how do you keep him so clean? I mean, I know you got that like Joe Rogan experience money But he is luxurious called water. Well, I mean everyone else Have water and I've seen these mangled beasts. They really don't and they wonder why they lash out Marshall's not like it for cats when you die cats will start eating your face in like 16 hours dogs wait about a week That long. Yeah, they probably don't even wait that long dogs. We got a reason. Yeah, they love you a little bit more They won't eat you right away. I don't even know if Marshall would eat you I think you'd wait I wouldn't even know what you were probably wouldn't understand it. He would just keep throwing balls at you Just rolling him over to you who just wine My he woke me up yesterday. It was fucking really annoying whining you decides to get up