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Robert Oberst is a professional strongman who competes yearly in The World's Strongest Man competition. He's can also be seen on the History Channel's "The Strongest Man In History" premiering July 10 at 10pm ET.
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For the aliens, um... What do you think? If you had a bet. If you had a hundred bucks, your last hundred bucks. It's hard. If I had a hundred bucks and we were gonna find out, I'd say I'm leaning more towards yes than no. I'm leaning more towards yes too. I wasn't leaning... Before that interview, I wasn't though. I wasn't before the documentary, that Jeremy Korbel documentary, Bob Lazar, Area 51 and Flying Saucers. Before that, I was like, psh, mostly bullshit. Is that one available? Netflix? Netflix? Yeah. It's great. Yeah. I'll check that out. There's a lot of old Bob Lazar shit too, from the George Knapp interviews where he goes over the details of the craft, and he describes it and explains it. And that motherfucker knew about Element 115 in the 1990s. That's one of the big ones that gets me. That's one of the big ones that's like... That's a big red flag that this dude's real. There's a lot... Who knows, but there's a lot that makes me go, hmm. I know. You talk about this all the time, but I so fucking wish Sasquatch was real. I do, man. Every time I'm in Oregon or in Washington, I'm walking around. I buy all the little like, roadside trinkets and shit. I love that shit. I wish he was fucking real, man. It would be nice, but I think we would have found a dead one. You would have. I mean, that's one of the ones I'm like, 90% sure. You gotta give... You always gotta give room. You always gotta give room for the possibility. The thing is, people really believe and then go looking for it. They invest so much time in it, they start going crazy. Yeah. Like, Survivor Man, Les Droud? Yes. He's gone. Gone gone. He's gone. He's out there in the woods. Yeah. He's got a pup tent waiting for Bigfoot to knock out the fucking zippers. Yeah. It's weird, man. He's a 100% believer now. And he does that Survivor Man Bigfoot show. He's like, what? I heard a branch snap. Cut the commercial. That's definitely a Squatch. Yeah. Those shows are weird, man, because those shows have been on TV, like Surviving Bigfoot, or Finding Bigfoot, rather. Finding Bigfoot was on TV for like, what, eight fucking years? They never found shit. No. Like, how the fuck do you keep renewing that show? Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna breathe underwater. This show's called Breathing Underwater. Can you breathe underwater? Not yet. Tune in next week. Next season, though. We're gonna try again to breathe underwater. For sure. We'll figure this shit out, y'all. Just give us an off season. We'll get this. I'm talking to these scientists. They're saying no one can breathe underwater. Not yet. They don't know shit. Trust me. Honestly, we, South Louisiana, we got a guy. He breathes underwater. If there was a Bigfoot, no one would be happier than me. Dude, I'd be right there, though. I'd be so fucking stoked. Man, I just seen it at Cage. Yeah. Just fucking trying to get out, looking around at people. No, not Cage, though. I want to see it, like, in the forest. In the Picadestiny, like the mushrooms trip where he's like walking and singing with him. Oh, right. Jack Black's Picadestiny. Pic of destiny. I would want to be there. I want to want to see it with my own eyes. For sure. A video I'd be like, man, I saw 80-foot tall Donald Trump with a Hillary Clinton head powering it. Exactly. Walking through a post-apocalyptic Philadelphia. You can't prove to me that video's real. I didn't even see it. I didn't see it. I would shit my pants. I don't know what I would say, though. If I was in the woods and I was camping and I saw a fucking nine-foot tall gorilla, I don't know what I would say. You wouldn't. I mean, if you came back, I might keep my mouth shut. You'd probably have to. Yeah, because you'd be so, you'd feel so stupid. Well, plus, I mean, there's a lot, I mean, say there is one out there. There's a lot of bullshit artists out there telling you they saw some shit. You know, a lot of people trying to get some camera time. There can't be one, though. If it's going to be a real thing, a living thing, there has to be a living population of them. Yeah, because primates don't live that long. Like, I don't think there's a primate that lives any older than humans. We're just, we're just weighing to the weeds. We know it doesn't exist. Most likely doesn't exist. Sucks. Yeah, as they like get better and better, like using drones and scanning the forest and stuff, it's getting less and less likely. Yeah. I used to do that as a kid, though, like walk out in the woods and like look and hope he was around, you know? Hope. Yeah. When I was living in Oregon, I was like, Hell's Canyon is probably one of the least explored parts of Oregon. If he was anyway, he'd be up there, you know? Well, there's some dense ass thick forests in the Pacific Northwest, which is one of the reasons why I think it's so attractive. Yeah. Because like you think, like, man, anything can be in here. No one knows. Right. Like you go outside of Philadelphia or, excuse me, Seattle, when you go into like, you know, what is it? What's the mountain out there? What's the, St. Helens is the one that blew, but there's another one that, anyway, those big ass mountains filled with soup. There's the trees are so dense, it's like a box of Q-tips. Yeah. Just one after the other. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. And the forest floor is all pine needles. So that nothing would leave a footprint. Right. And then you look, you're like, what? If you saw something 30 yards away, it could disappear instantly. Left, right. You wouldn't know where the fuck it is. You'd never find it. And it could be out there. So I think that also leads to this, this delusional idea that it might be alive.