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Owen Smith is a comedian, writer, actor and television producer. Check out his new show "Notebooks" available now on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/owensmithtv @Owen Smith Comedy
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It's like people don't remember Bill Gates, the old Bill Gates. People see Bill Gates now. I see Bill Gates now and I see a guy who's wearing an outfit. He wears an outfit. It's like he's got a, it's like Spider-Man. Like he puts on a Spider-Man. This is my really nice rich guy thing. I've got a sweater. Bitch it's 100 degrees outside. Why you got that sweater with a shirt underneath it? It's secretly ventilated and yeah. Does he ever have a t-shirt on? Does Bill Gates ever rock a t-shirt? I heard he had a house where when you walk into a room it recognizes like how you like the temperature. Like you wear a band. Yes, you wear a clip. You wear a always clip. Like a pen. Yeah. It would change the temperature. It would make coffee that you like. And I was like, I was single when I heard about this. I was like, I wish I had that. Cause that's how the girl would know it was over. Like it's cold. Yeah. It's changed the settings. Yeah. You walk in, it changes the artwork. Flips over. Right, right. But I mean, yeah, he called this though. He called Iowa. We weren't ready for a pandemic like years ago. 15, 2015. Yeah. Well, he set it up. He's the mastermind. He's like one of the Incredibles. Like the bad guy in Incredibles. I'm just confused by his outfit. Cause it's like he's dressing up like Mr. Rogers on purpose. He wants you to think of him in a different way. But he's a savage man. He was the most ruthless motherfucker when he was running Microsoft. That's why Microsoft got so huge. They were take no prisoners businessmen. Take no prisoners. Yeah, but he's pretending like he's, you know, I kind of love that shit though. Like when people, cause you just have to know how to look for it, right? Like, I don't trust anybody that doesn't cuss on stage. You know, those motherfuckers, it's like something's going on. Right, those are the ones who do freaky shit. Oh yeah. Oh, look at that. He's got a t-shirt there. Come on, man. That's a button up t-shirt with a collar. Everything has a collar though, but that's a long time ago. That looks like about 15 years old. That's a nice crew though. Look at that crew. Why? And it's like, why is Luda's like the forest gulp of photos like this? Luda took over Fear Factor after me. Like, when is that connection? Like, so. They offered him a lot of money. And he was like, I'll take it. Yeah. Amazing.