Joe Makes Sam Tallent Try "Mad Honey"

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Sam Tallent is a stand-up comic, host of "Sam Tallent's Wide World," co-host of "The Chubby Behemoth" Podcast, and author of "Running the Light." His latest special, “The Toad’s Morale,” is available on YouTube. www.samtallent.com

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That's one of the things that they were really worried about when those murder hornets showed up. Oh yeah. They were the murder hornets. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fun time. What a great name. Yeah. Murder hornets. It's a great band. Yeah. Uh huh. We'll be a good band. Yeah. Especially the fucking Rockin'. Really rockin' murder hornets. Just the Thrash Band. I'd wear their t-shirt. Oh yeah. I'd wear a bandana that had their shit on it. That's how you know you're into the band. When you show up like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Right. Yeah. Um, I think some of them were invasive. But obviously they know what the fuck they're doing. They go in there and they murder everybody. I mean that's the definition of invasive. Eating someone's young after you crush them. And eating 30, killing, just chopping the heads off 30,000 of them. Invasive murder hornets are officially back in the U.S. Finally. They've entered the slaughter phase. What is this, the purge? Oh my god. So those are the ones, man. Did you know they had hornets pollinate too? Uh, they have to do something. They all pollinate. I figure they serve some purpose out there. They just don't make honey, I don't think. I know my grandmother. I'd take murder honey all day. I want to get some murder hornet honey. What about that honey they had in like? The mad honey? Yeah. I have some. You want some? Right now? Yeah, we can do it. What's it going to do to us? You're going to freak out a little bit. We have those shows this evening. What are you worried about? I know the guy who owns the club. We're fine. Um, where's the murder honey? Where's the murder honey? Mad honey? It's up there somewhere. Is it? Where did you get your hands on murder honey? Mad honey. It's mad honey. It's from Nepal. It's those guys that have seen those videos. Psychedelics honey. Yeah. Yeah. Psychedelics is a strong word for what I experienced. What did you experience? I didn't take much. So I just experienced like a light euphoria. It was kind of interesting. But apparently if you go too much, it's really rough. I love euphoria. Great show, great feeling. I haven't watched it. But I do enjoy the feeling. You should watch some snippets of it. I'll send you some clips. Isn't it like a bunch of kids banging each other? Yeah, but they're of age legally. Oh, good. Yeah. Yeah. It's not just fucking deleted scenes from Epstein's diss. Is that it? Let me see. It's from Nepal. Yeah, that's it. What the fuck? Yeah, it's gonna hate from like- Seems like it's broken up. Datura. So do you think we shake it? Datura, scary apparently. Yes. I never fucked with that. Have you fucked with that? No, dude. Datura is supposed to- It melts people's brains. Datura's, Terrence McKenna swore off of it when he was talking to a guy in an open air market and the guy thought that they were back at his house. Oh, fuck. In the living room? Yeah. And he realized somewhere along the line in the conversation, the guy didn't know where he was. Oh, no. Like right now, in the moment, in an open air market, he thought that he was in his apartment. That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast. No, buddy. Hey, man. You're here. It's hard. Let's freak it out. Yeah. You're in Texas. I know. They love Mad Honey here. He got stopped at the TSA. Just a jar of that shit? No, because they were like making sure he wasn't traveling with this stuff. After he did the podcast. That's good. Do we know the dosage on this, Jamie? This is totally legal, by the way. Good. That was my biggest fear, was breaking the law. Is Mad Honey legal? Just take a little teaspoon. Just get in there. I will take a little teaspoon. You go first. Okay. Yeah. Are you scared? Yes. That's more than it took the last time. Oh, good. All right. Does it taste like honey? It is honey. Yeah, it definitely tastes delicious. It tastes like ... It smells bizarre. Don't take too much. I don't want you to die. Thank you. That's big of you. Just really get the spoon wet and then suck the spoon. All right. I'm like the Dalai Lama. Then think about all the diseases you could be getting from me. I don't fear those. I think you've got a good ecosystem. I thought it was the same. Is it the fullest and all that stuff? No, I'm not worried. Thank you. I appreciate it. You like it, right? Don't go in again. Don't go out for seconds. I'm not going for seconds. Don't fucking do it, Sam. No. Jesus. Well, let's see. Is this legal? What do you mean? Let's find out. It's just honey. Yeah. This is a gag, ladies and gentlemen. We're faking. It tastes bizarre. It's just honey, bitches. Now my tongue is on fire. We'll wait until it gets to your brain. I can't wait. This will be good. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I'm going to go full Creedence Clearwater. Yeah. Ugh. Mad honey. It tasted bizarre. The label. It's legal to purchase in the United States according to this. There we go. It's fully legal. It helps in weight management. By the way, when that guy came in here and gave it to me and said that he brought it in, that was a lie. He lied. He got it from someone who legally purchased it here in America and he brought it over to me. Wink, wink. Yeah. That's for sure what happened. Get it? That's what I'm saying. Yes. Yes. No way was this important. He's a good dude. There's no way he would do that with the rules. No. Why the fuck would he do that? The rules are there because they're good. The rules are only there always because they're good. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. The rules are always there. 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