Tim Dillon Riffs on Gary Vee

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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comedian and host of "The Tim Dillon Show." His comedy special, "Tim Dillon: A Real Hero," is available now on Netflix. Look for his book "Death by Boomers: How the Worst Generation Destroyed the Planet, but First a Child" on April 30, 2024, and catch him as "Manny" in Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving." www.timdilloncomedy.com

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I think after December 12th YouTube's gonna be able to, if your channel's not commercially viable, they'll be able to just get rid of it if they want. That is a, that's a way for them to stop something in its tracks. Okay. That's what I think. So say if some new guy comes along, like you. You come along spitting fire, talking shit, and everybody's getting fired up, and oh my god look what he said about Meghan McCain. Meghan McCain calls up YouTube, listen, we're gonna take the view, and we're gonna pull it off of YouTube. Yeah. Get rid of that fucking fat fuck that's impersonating me. Is this, sometimes I wonder if like the shadow banning stuff is because I just made Gary Vaynerchuk mad, and I'm like, I don't, you know, I made a joke about him. Do you think he's powerful enough to just go to all these companies and be like, maybe. I don't know. You're right. I don't think he would do that. I'm kidding Gary. I love Gary. I love you. I'm inspired by you every day. Solid bit. It's a bit. Solid joke. I think it's great when you- What happened with him? Well, I'll make, you know, I have a joke about him. I really, you know, I have a joke. I made a little video about him because some of the things he tweets, he tweets like kindness is delicious. Come on. What are we doing? He puts out a little too much content. But it's also like all my loser friends think they're going to be the CEOs of companies because this guy is telling them there's a business inside of everyone. And there's not, there's just not a business inside of everybody. There's a lot of people that just shouldn't like, you know, they should just fall in line. Fall in line. We don't need everyone thinking that they're going to be the next CEO. But he's got to send the message out there as if everyone can be that way the people that are listening and get it, the people that get it, like, they're like, okay, he's saying everyone can. That means me, I'm going to go for it. And then they make it. And I appreciate him doing that, but I need to send the message that most people can't. A lot of people can't. So in the same way that he has a message, I have a message and my message is you're not, it's not going to happen. And he has the, but it's also, there's no specific guidance with a lot of these guys, not only him, but he'll say things like you could talk about it or you could do it, but you better do both. And it's like, well, what's the it? Like he tweeted once he goes, ideas are shit. It's all about execution. It's like, execute what? What are we going to do? I need help. My kids are sick. Execute what? Can you text me? Do I meet you somewhere? How do we start this? How do we build these businesses? Are we going to do it together? Why do you think he got mad? He got mad. I'm kidding. I don't know if he's mad or not. I wonder if a guy like that has a sense of humor. I'm a comedian. Did something you get pulled that you did? My, my, the Gary V thing, they took it off YouTube. No. I mean, they took it off Instagram, IG. No. And I bet he walked into a room with a bunch of guys in little hoodies and he was like, get this fatty. And they did. And I'm not mad at that because I respect power. I respect power, Gary. I get it. I'm just saying I'm a funny guy. Me and you will do a podcast, Gary. It's fine. He's a small, I respect him. I respect him. He's a smart guy, right? He's smart. He's I just, I wonder how many successful people need that? Like does Warren Buffett like look at his phone and go, it's time to hustle. How did he get a parody of you removed from Instagram? Probably didn't. I'm just a conspiracy guy. Is it on YouTube still? Yeah. Let's play it. Where is it? It's probably on YouTube. I want to hear what you said and I want to see what was the trigger. Well, there was also wave the knife around. There's this stuff that I shouldn't have done. I talked about assassinating the president. It wasn't. But my whole point was it when you make these, when you give people very general and vague, I need to see this now. I need to smoke this general and vague advice. What sometimes happens is that, you know, you know, people can, like David Hogg tweeted the other day, he goes, it's the hardest days in our lives that makes us who we are. So then I subtweeted it and I wrote, okay, so no gun control, right? I mean, and my point there is not to say anything shitty about hog, but to say, listen, if you're just going to tweet vague, meaningless horse shit all day, like that's all that kid does. David Hogg will wake up and he goes, racism is bad. And it gets 42,000 likes. It's like, cut this shit out. Well, isn't he like 17? He's a child. We got to stop listening to children. Yeah. Well, that was Louie's joke. Yes. About Parkland survivors. He's back. I'm filled. He's back. He's killing it. I'm fucking, my friend showed you that he's like the best hour. It's amazing. I heard he murdered it. A guy did a review of him. A guy did a review of him. He said, I have a very complicated relationship with Louis CK. I think what he did was horrible. I was a fan of his. I was greatly disappointed, but then I saw his new set and it was fucking amazing. Yeah. Yes. No one even knows what he did. He's like, I think what he did was horrible. It's like, describe what he did. The guy's like, ah, well, did you see that girl that, well, hold on a second. Oh, here. I found it. You found it. Okay. Play this. It's on his Twitter, by the way. Oh, it's on Twitter. Hey, by the way, stop. Pause it for a second. Shout out to Twitter. Shout out to Twitter. Thank you, Twitter. They let it fly. Twitter let Megan McCain fly. They let it all fly. Twitter lets everything fly. You could take it in the ass on Twitter. They're porn. It's an adult site. This is for adults. I just love that they do that. They kept the Megan McCain thing up. Whereas YouTube or Instagram took it down. Instagram. They had two things taken down. Well, I mean, it was two strikes, buddy. That's why I'm not. I barely put the videos on Twitter on you on Instagram anymore because I don't want to lose my account. Good call. Let's hear it. Let's hear this. I learned the most important word ever. Stop crying and just keep hustling. Guys, we're building businesses here. Where do I meet you, man? I can do it. And so you can say it or you can do it, but I highly recommend you do both. I'll do it. I'll say it and I'll do it. I used to work in a liquor store for seven straight years and the only days off I took were to watch the New York Jets. And you know what that did. It made me throw up on myself. So that was a vacation. My son is sick. Nobody gives a fuck about your problems. Fuck yeah. Hustle is the most important word ever. What about the word jug? Recognize that you can attack the world in a totally different way. Oh, I should kill the president. That's the problem. This is the issue. I don't think Gary V got it. It's funny. It's stupid. We're being stupid. We made this at like 3 a.m. Come on. It's fucking hilarious. Gary, you know, it's a committee. We just gotta have a little fun. Gary, we love you. We love you, Gary. Congratulations on all your success.