Tim Dillon: I Will Make Logan Paul President!

Does it matter what Acasio-Cortez tweets or Trump tweets? We're fucked. Did you see that one with Acasio-Cortez and this giant transsexual gal in this beautiful outfit? I mean, I don't know how tall AOC is. She looks like she's about 5'7 to me. This lady next to her is a gigantor and she's painted orange with white face paint and she's clapping. And what was this about? Apparently, AOC went to a show and she was just giving the gal props and clapping and she was super animated. Like, you don't really see a congresswoman do. And this trans woman was beyond thrilled. I'm assuming it was a true man. Did you see the one where they're at the rally and they start talking about eating the babies? That's amazing. Where AOC, somebody stands up. I mean, that's one of the funniest things. Is that someone who's doing like an onion thing? I hope so. I think so. Somebody who's just doing a character, you know? Or someone who's legitimately mentally ill. Somebody who's legitimately mentally ill. But it was too funny and too good where I'm like, no, this is somebody who's really... Because they got into it. You could see, I love that. It's like the scene from Borat where he's doing the thing at the rodeo and you could see their faces starting to change because they're like, oh wait, something's off. You could see Acacia Cortez's face start to change as a woman started talking about eating infants. And you could see Acacia Cortez. Yeah, I remember this. So good. I'm not getting rid of fossil fuel. It's not going to solve the problem fast enough. A Swedish professor saying, you know, we can eat dead people, but that's not fast enough. So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this. We got to start eating babies. We don't have enough time. There's too much CO2. All of you. Oh my God. This is amazing. You know, now that I'm watching her, I'm like, maybe it is a real person. I think it's a real person. I love it. There's something too good about it. If it's not a real person, she's going to be the star of one of the most amazing movie shows. Yeah, she's amazing. We just heard her say that. And as I was Googling it, Snopes came up and it says, did an AOC supporter suggest that fact check mixture of results? Because I'm not going to go to the thing to read what they say. But like, why wouldn't it just say true? Because that's what it said. Because it might've been a joke. I think Snopes leans pretty hard left in establishment. They're very establishment. Like, they check things against, you know, mainstream organs of opinion. Yeah. Oh, this is great. It might be. It might be. What does it say? A woman is dumb. What's true. Oh, she's working. Yeah. They have stunts of doing this, a conspiracy. She was an AOC supporter. Okay. They say the internet troll was to troll Ocasio-Cortez. And good job. A conspiracy crew. Great job. She apparently was working at the behest of a fringe conspiracy group with a history of such stunts. Of course. Yeah, why not? Of course. Have fun. Right. Have fun. And it seemed fake. Right? It seemed, I mean, it seemed real. It seemed real. But I mean, it seemed like there's no way someone really would want to eat babies. It's an extreme position. Fuck yeah. It's an extreme position. I just love- Did you see the video with her and the translating? Yeah. I saw it, but I was trying to find it again. That's insane. This lady's like- You think she would ever come on the show Ocasio-Cortez? Yeah, sure she would. Interesting. I'd be nice to her. Yeah. I like her. Yeah, sweet. She's 28. She's daft. Yeah. She's gonna get rid of planes. So she said? Yeah, she'd come on. She's a silly girl. It's a bartender two years ago pouring so-called lime shots. You need a fucking far left to balance off the far right. Yeah, you need extremes. And everybody just needs to be a little more reasonable. Yeah, you need just crazy people. You need- It's great that we have a game show host versus a bartender. Yeah, that's great. That's great. Which one's the game show host again? Trump. Oh, that's right. And then she's a bartender and this is how it ends. Listen, she could be president. I will make Logan Paul president. He's a smart guy. In 10 years? He will run. YouTubers are going to have millions of dollars, millions of fans, and no skills when they're all 40. It's true. I will make him the president of the United States. He will not be that bad at it. He's disciplined. He's got a heart. I will be his Steve Bannon. I'm going to get involved in that. Yeah, I mean, he's already had two fights. Yeah. Two boxing matches in front of the whole world. I think the next group of political figures may come from the internet. They may be YouTubers. It's possible. Yeah. Did you watch that fight? I watched a little bit of it. What'd you think? They're not bad. I mean, they got wild. They worked their asses off. Yeah, they clearly did. They were in real good shape to fight six rounds. The thing that happened when he hit him when he was down, that two point thing that he lost, is that legit? You're not supposed to hit someone when they're down. Okay. There it is. Look at that. Give me some volume. Can you do that or no? Bad idea? Amazing. Impacable. Genius. You believe from the revolutionary of our time. I love you so much. Thank you. What's the hug? Oh, adorable. Somewhere Papi O'Canon is sitting there being like, you see. That threw me off so hard. What were we just talking about before that? The KSI load up all five. Oh, yeah. They got wild. It's hard to keep your shit together when you're fighting in front of all those people. But if one of them had been able to keep their shit together and not go wild and just box. I don't know which one boxes better. It seems like Logan Paul was training with Shannon the Cannon Briggs, who's legit as fuck. I mean, he was one of the top heavyweights in the world, former world champion. He knows how to teach box. He knows how to fucking box. Right. As good as it gets. Yeah. And he said some crazy shit like Logan Paul could be heavyweight champion in the world. He's white. He got money. Yeah. That's what he said. I'm saying he could be the president. I mean, I don't know about that, but I do know he's a real athlete. He's an athlete. Yeah. He dedicated himself to it. I mean, I did a podcast at his house and he was training all day, ice bath, all the things, you know, whatever. You can tell. You can tell like, and the same thing with KSI. They're both athletes. They both know how to fight a little bit and they probably fuck up someone who's not as good as them. But it's, um, they both got wild. And what that means is you start swinging for the fences and sometimes you land and sometimes you don't. But if one of them could have stayed technical and just boxed and just fired off sharp jabs and clean right hands and moved a lot and kept your hands up and boxed, don't get emotional. If they could just box and not get emotional, they'd start landing. If you start landing, you start hurting the guy. You got to start hurting the guy with punches that aren't your hardest shot. They don't, you're not winding up with them. You're not exposing yourself. Yeah. Fighting technically. There's a difference between someone who knows how to box a little bit and start slugging versus someone who's smart. Someone who understands that when you're under duress, you have to keep your calm and be able to see everything. And the more you tighten up, the harder it is to see things. And then you start swinging and then you're barely paying attention, right? You might land and might knock the guy out still. You still have power. It's not an absolute thing. But when you look at guys who are really good boxers, like Floyd Mayweather does not get into slug fests. He just executes everything. He's figuring you out. He's finding the holes. He's popping them in there. He's not getting hit. And then eventually he starts chopping people down and breaking them down. And that's what he did with Connor. Connor had, I mean, it was a great money grab for Connor, but that didn't make any sense. But these guys, what they are is they're both at a similar level. The reason why it's so fun to watch is because they're both like, they can hit a little bit. They both are good athletes. Yeah. And they're both kind of learning how to fight and they're both super fucking famous online. Yeah. And then they get together and then they're even bigger. It was explosive. They sold out the fucking statements. What does that hold? I don't know. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It was one of the biggest internet events, you know? Oh yeah. Because, yeah. And it was a good fucking fight. It's wild. In terms of like entertainment value, they went after it. They didn't. I think if one of them learned how to just box, just stay like a fucking samurai and just box and never let that emotion get ahold of you. Hard to do. Yeah. In the Staples Center. It's always hard to do. But it's even more hard to do when you talk shit to each other. Is there a similarity when you're playing arenas now? Is that different when you're in an arena versus you being a smaller venue? Well, it's nothing like a fight. Of course. The thing about fights is like, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes. It's happening. It's like all the preparation, all your nightmares you get knocked out, all the weird feelings you get hurt in training, you have to work around it, it still hurts and you get in there. All that stuff that they're dealing with when they go in there is like stand up times a million. The thing about stand up is if you do your prep work and you get your shit together, you could do it many, many nights in a row. Correct. They can't do that. They got one chance. One chance. One chance. You know that one time you did a joke and it just came out like shit? Yes. Fuck, I wish I could do that show again. It rots you away. It rots you away. Well, sometimes people have moments like that athletically. Like you just fucked up, your chin was up high, you came in swinging, you got clipped. Once you got clipped in the first round, you tried to box in the second and third and then he takes you out in the fourth and you're like fuck. If I just played my fight right and played my game right, I could have outboxed him. But instead, I did something stupid and I got clipped. But then it's also I guess part of it is the show. Part of it is the spectacle. Well, I'm seeing it's so much easier to do comedy. No, of course. Of course. Of course. I do want to fight Chelsea Handler. That is a good fight. That's a great fight. Me and Chelsea should be fine with that. First of all- Which is fight over? I mean, her latest documentary, Hello Privilege, it's me Chelsea, we'll fight over that. Which was wild. I mean, you know, it was a little wild. Did you see it? No. It's her talking about white privilege in the back of her Bel Air mansion in the backyard. It's a fun one. I just think she should go around and apologize for all the things like she should go to the Gaza Strip and do Hello Gaza, it's me Chelsea. And skeegee our man, hello to skeegee, it's me Chelsea. I don't think they're allowed. Yeah, well, right. She's got to go to graves. She should just apologize for everything America's ever done. Go to Native Americans. You know, no, I mean, I kid around, but maybe these- It's a joke. Don't, you know, this is a joke. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 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