The Amount of Round-Up & Plastic Contamination in Food

Bread used to just be food. When the fuck did bread become bad for you? Evil shit. You know there's the conspiracy theory that it's glyphosate that's fucking people up. That it's not... See what that is all about? Because I've heard people talk about that. What is it? I think Robert Kennedy Jr. was talking about that. He was talking about glyphosate. Glyphosate is Roundup. Roundup is that stuff that they spray. Wow. Yeah. That can't be true. The stuff's super bad for you. There's no way there's Roundup in it. But hold on. If they use it on these plants, where does it go? Do they wash it off? What kind of residual effect does that stuff have? Sure. On the food you eat? Or plastics. Could you imagine if that was what was going on? And that's why European people don't look like us? No. More than half the products tested had detectable levels of glyphosate above 10 parts per billion. 45 out of 86 products contained detectable levels of glyphosate. Ranges were from 12 parts per billion to 1,150 parts per billion. Organic foods are much less likely to have trace amounts of glyphosate. However, it is appearing in low levels in some cases. It's crazy. Damn, they got you perfect. That was nice. The pop-up was the timed pop-ups. Fucking. Yeah. So, yeah. So, there's glyphosate in foods. It gets trace amounts of glyphosate. That's insane. Glyphosate in popular bread, oats, legumes, protein powders, and bars, 2022. Holy shit. That's everything you have. Very easy. You have the protein powders, though. Dude. All that stuff. How wild is that? Because it's a really common chemical that's used, and it's really bad for you. If that's it, I don't know. Is there a kind of organic wheat that you know is 100% glyphosate-free? If you ate that, would you feel different? I bet there is. Are these trace amounts of glyphosate that aren't really affecting you? I wish I knew. I mean, it sounds scary when they're talking about parts per billion, but I wish a scientist would go, eh, not a lot. Right. It's like those microplastics. When I start reading about microplastics and stuff like that, I start freaking out. Do you know how much we eat every week? Yeah, it's nuts. It's a credit card. Yeah. We eat a credit card. That's craziness. I wish I could remember where I read someone said that it's not a misinterpretation, but that's the highest end it could be as a credit card. I think when they'd read it too. It's somebody who eats microwaves. The way they got that number was studying clams or something like that, and then did a math problem, I can't think of the word right now, to figure out what it would be like in humans if it was the same size. Oh. That's how they got that. So there's a little fucker involved. There's a little. Oh, that's weird. There is some. A wee bit of fuckity. It's not untrue, but it seemed like there was a little bit of a ... Okay. Well, credit card seems like a lot. Like a whole lot. And how much stays in your body, and how much do you shit out? Right. I bet you'd shit a lot of it out. What? Like 99.9% probably. But what if you don't? Yeah. You don't. Plastics and stuff in your body. See, here's the article, but for weirdly, it starts off saying globally we are ingesting an average of five grams. So it's an average too. And that weird is globally. Right. Globally. Maybe some parts of the world are higher. Yeah, like us. I think we'd be pretty high. Yeah. If you're getting it from like microwaving food with plastic on it, we got to be high as fuck. Yeah. We've been doing that for a long time. And plastic forks, and there's little plastic containers your food comes in, the to-go boxes. There's always like little pieces of plastic somewhere, I guarantee you. Even this article says it's just Australians. It says Australians ingest a credit card. Not everyone. So I don't know. But is that an article from Australia? Well, an Australian analysis says that. Interesting. Can you really trust this Australian analysis? Can't anymore. Yeah, I'm worried though. Well, I'm worried also because I had that Dr. Shanna Swan lady on the podcast who talked about what plastics and these chemicals like phthalates are doing to the reproductive systems of people. Did you ever hear about that? Yeah. You know what this lead? I think I heard about it from- She's got this book called Countdown. And it's all about what plastics are doing to people's reproductive systems. Right. Yeah, my girlfriend is obsessed with all that shit. And she thinks we're dying from it. Well, we're changing. The problem is it's dropped men's sperm counts 50% lower than they were in the 1950s. Women have more miscarriages. And men's taints are shrinking. That's a good thing. No, no, no. I want my asshole right next to my dad. You just masturbate, you just put your finger in there with the whole- Pick it up like a bowling ball. That's bad because the closer the taints are, it's the more feminizing of the male. This is what it is like in mammals, and I'll probably fuck this up. My apologies in advance. In mammals, male taints are between 50 and 100% larger than the females. So that's one of the best ways that they detect whether or not a mammal, like a puppy, is a boy or a girl. The taint is bigger. But in men, over the last X amount of years, they've been shrinking. And they've been shrinking steadily, which is an indication of- Penisizes are shrinking, testicles are shrinking, sperm counts dropping like 50% lower. And at the same time, this is the introduction of petrochemical products like plastics and stuff like that. Like eating out of plastic bottles, drinking out of plastic bottles, eating out of plastic plates. All this stuff has entered into the bloodstreams, and they've found in studies in mammals that when they introduce these phthalates to mammals, their offspring are affected. The reproductive systems are affected. It's wild shit, dude. Because it's like we're doing something weird to the human organism, and we're doing it through plastics, and we're just now finding out about it. We're only finding out about this over the last- I think we talked about this, I always forget. I want to say 2015, right? It was not that long ago that they discovered this. Nuts. So she wrote this whole book about it, and she's a really funny lady too. She's got a thing on her Instagram called the Jizz Quiz. And it's all about a quiz on how much men's sperm counts have dropped over the last 50 years. It's like, whew. So weird. It's wild, because it's just unavoidable. We're just accustomed to consuming a certain amount of plastics and having plastic chemicals in our body. How's the connection of that, though? Could it be something else? They're really sure that phthalates do that. Phthalates are some of the chemicals that you get from plastics. I think some pesticides affect the body in a similar way. There's a lot of shit that we encounter that fucks with reproductive systems. So when they did it with animal studies, when they did it, it showed that the males all came out more feminine and with smaller taints and the whole deal. It's all about what kind of chemicals the mother has in her body when she conceives. It's wild stuff, man, because the implications are if we don't stop using them, we're going to change the species over plastic. It'll change what it means to be a male human, because it won't be like a male human used to be before plastics. It's crazy. Imagine if it's unavoidable. You can't get it out of humans. It's just going to keep feminizing males and turning their taints into smaller and smaller little patches of land. Then finally, it doesn't matter. We could have guys and girls play the same sports together. One day. Maybe that's where we're headed. Maybe it's already started.