Redban Tries Jujimufu's Smelling Salts

You giving people smelling salts, you need to do that to every single guest. Do you want to try it? Yeah, you need to try it. It's just ammonia, right? We have it over there, Jamie? Jamie's got it. It's just ammonia, right? Is it just super ammonia? Oh, well, it's, you know who Juju Mufu is? Yeah, the fight, the... No, he's like a power lifter dude. He's fucking Uber Jack. He does it before he works out. Yeah, and it's his company. And I think it's called, ah, or something like that, something crazy like that. It's so ridiculous. Like, you're not going to believe how ridiculous it is. Like, you take a sniff and you're like, what? I'm kind of scared. How the fuck are you selling this? I'm kind of scared about it. Everybody who tries it gets shocked. I know. I guess what they do is they do the smelling salts to jack up their central nervous system, and then they lift. I'm going to start my heart rate monitor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get that heart rate monitor going. Okay, here we go. Heart rate monitor. That's on. It's on? Okay. What's it showing now? Hold on. It's a measuring. 98. Okay, let's calm down. You're a little high right now. 98's a little high. Like, I know you're anticipating this, but I want a real good reaction. I want a real one. I don't want an elevated heart rate to begin with. All right, you ready? Okay, I'm going to hand it to you. Screw it on. Oh, God. I'm so scared, dude. Unscrew it yourself. I'm scared. And then take a nice big deep whiff and don't be a pussy. Oh. Oh, my God. Right? Oh, my God. Marshall's up. Marshall's checking in on you. Look how sweet he is. I'm okay, Marshall. Look how sweet he is. He's checking in on you. Here we go. Is it not bothering you? What's wrong? It wasn't as strong as I thought it was going to be. It's not as strong anymore. Is it weakening? Yeah, 100%. I'll have to test it. 100%. You got lucky, bitch. We have another one. It still got me. I think we have another one. We never open. I think it has to be unopened. Try it. Marshall's freaked out. Still got me. No, it ain't that bad, man. It ain't that bad. Right? Not nearly. Something happened. Yeah, not nearly. Not nearly. Okay. Yeah, you wouldn't be able to... No, no, no. Dude, that reaction you had to that, you buckle up, son. Still got it. I took a big whiff, all right. We're going to get the other one. Two seconds. Let me see if it... It must dry out or something. That makes sense. I mean, how long could that possibly last? That's still pretty nasty. It's fucking insane. What is that? I've smelled that before. Imagine what it's like to him. Oh, he probably smells it right now. He's probably like, What the fuck are you doing to me here? He's looking at the door. Oh, now he's licking himself. He's licking his dick. Constantly. Hey, get out of there, sir. Oh. Yeah, that ain't shit. But when you get the new one, hopefully they can find the new one. So what's the difference between that and the cracker? I think it's the same shit. No, no, no. Well, there's poppers, which is amyl nitrate. That's what the gay people do to have butt sex. How dare you. I mean, that's what they do. You go to West Straight. I think all the people have done it too. Oh, really? But yeah, I think gay people do it primarily. So that's the same thing as poppers, is that... Yeah. Oh. That was a big party drug in the gay community that a lot of people were attributing to diminishing people's immune systems and wrecking your body and causing brain damage. It's really fucking bad for you. When Jamie comes back, we'll Google the health effects of poppers, of amyl nitrate. It's really, really bad for you. But that's not this stuff. This stuff is like the stuff they use to wake people up when they've been knocked out. Like, smelling cells. It's like pneumonia. It's like a strong pneumonia smell. Like, what you just got, it ain't shit. Jesus. It ain't shit. Wait till you get a full whiff. God, I hope that we're not building up something that doesn't exist anymore. Because if somebody took it, things are just laying around here sometimes. You need to have it every single guess. Just have it like, hey, you want to try one? Nah. Scientists and shit. That would be so rude. No, I don't want to fuck with them. You don't want nothing? To be continued. To be continued. On the next time Red Van is here, we will have procured a solid supply of such items.