Kim Jong-il Invented the Burrito in 2011?

What's the new dictator of North Korea? Kim Jong-un? Yeah, what's his daddy's name? Kim Jong-il. Kim Jong-il. Okay, Kim Jong-il. I was having a discussion about Kim Jong-il. You're going to like this, whoever plays golf. Apparently, he was such an amazing man. And this is like Kim Jong-il. This is like in his official documents. Like this is the things that he done in his official documents. That apparently when Kim Jong-il was born, all the birds in North Korea started singing in Korean. Apparently. I wasn't there. I can't verify or deny. I was there. Apparently, birds in North Korea, they can speak dialect, maybe Brooklyn birds, rap. I don't know. But this is what I know that people are going to understand. Kim Jong-il, apparently, yeah. 11 holes in one. First time ever playing golf. First time ever. I was reading this. I know white men have lost their mind if they ever read this shit. 11 holes in one. First time ever playing golf. He shot 38 under. 11 holes in one at the 7,700 yard championship course at Pyongyang. In the very first golf round of his life, according to North Korea state media. This was in 1994 when Kim was 52 years old. Even more impressive, Kim stood just 5'3". He was able to overpower a course as long as any ever played in major championship history. Who knows how good Kim could have been if he had taken up the sport earlier. Oh, can you find, can you go down and find in 2011? This man is amazing. In 2011, apparently, in Korea, caught in the official documents, he created and invented the burrito in 2011. And then when I was reading that, all the rest of that shit, I was okay with it because I wasn't there. But when he claimed that he created the fucking burrito, I lost it. I was like, what? You and, what does it say? The video is not related to the... Oh, it's not. Okay, just the video is unrelated. Kim Jong Il invented this burrito. You didn't invent no damn burrito. I've been eating burritos all my life. When was the burrito officially invented? It's got to be hundreds of years old. Came up with the burrito in 2011 before he died. Before he died of heart attack. I found the old blockbuster movie. Because apparently, I was having a blockbuster night inside that movie. It was a receipt from 1999. On that receipt, I ordered a Taco Supreme, which they got rid of, which I'm still mad Taco Bell about that shit. And two burritos. So that's in 1999. So how the hell did he invented in 2000? I was pissed. I said, fuck Kim Jong Il. Like, he's lying ass. Can you imagine being over there and having to go along with that though? They have to go along with everything over there. Like when he died, they had to cry for days and days and days. And if you didn't cry enough, they put you in jail for six months. They felt like you weren't crying enough. They just put you in jail. That's not what shit is. Fuck man, imagine growing up there. How are they measuring your tears? You have to keep crying. You ever see it? They're wailing like like acting. Throw that watch this watch this show the people on the streets. The people on the streets are just wailing. Here they are. Look at them. They're just screaming and wailing. I don't know. I don't want to be drinking nothing at this time. See, they have to do this. Like they have to scream and cry. I had this lady on Yonmi Park. You see the starboard face man? That's the jail right there. Yeah, that guy's going to jail. That dude's going straight to jail. They probably found him. That guy. Yeah, you're fucked, buddy. Them three, I'll import it. I'll little pack y'all. That dude was looking sideways. He's like, what the fuck is going on? One dude's like, hey man, they finna arrest me. You know that right? Because you're not crying. Look at how they got old ass cars too. They're taking them around like a 1979 Lincoln. Look at that car. That's ridiculous. You imagine? But that's probably the best cars they have over there. Like they're not inventing cars over there, right? I don't think they get them. Old ass fucking car. I had this lady Yonmi Park and she escaped from North Korea when she was 13 years old. Made it to China. It's a terrifying story. Terrifying story. She was basically sold into sex slavery. So was her mother. It was just 13. Made her way through China and eventually got to Europe and eventually got to South Korea. South Korea eventually got to Europe and then to America. That's a crazy story. Being in South Korea and going to perform for the troops when they were they were still in an active considered active zone in the bus. The bus we were on the street was right. You can see North Korea. You can see how their fences and all a military stuff and the guns were following our little van. It's like the street you're going up into this to these mountains and the dudes like yeah, they they keep an eye on us and we keep an eye on them. It's like this is the line and when we went to perform it was like all these dudes were just bald-headed dudes. It's like in this like yeah, we in the field like so and in the middle of my performance they got cut short because they had to go back out or something like but you see the people who's in a quote unquote going into an active zone in performing in this black lieutenant. She was like, thank you for coming in. She was like this. She was over this squad. She was like real tough lady. She gave me this coin. This is a combat coin. They talk through. Thank you. But we have to go. We appreciate it. That's how she was talking just like that. I wouldn't like I'm not making fun of her voice. Appreciate you and they was gone like damn. And as we was riding back like yo man this shit for real and you see it's like you see it on the movies, but you don't ever see the actual rolls of razor wire laid on the ground and on the top and these spikes that's up and the big-ass guns and a tower and you can see them like damn. And you and somebody escaped they got to go through that type of shit. Imagine if you were on like the Del Rio border and you see guns like the Mexicans had guns pointed at America. We got guns pointed at them. How fucking strange is that area? North Korean South Korea is nuts.