Joe Watches Tom Segura's Dunk Video

I used to actually get touched the rim, I almost dunked, but my knees was like, yo, I don't care what you put on them, fam. We ain't doing it. Did you see the Tom Segura dunk? No. You didn't see what happened? No. Oh, I gotta show you something. Tom Segura went to dunk, and as he's running towards the net, he blows out his patella tendon, as he's leaping up in the air, his knee blows out, and then he falls and lands on his arm, snaps his arm in half. So he blew out his knee and his arm all in one terrible maneuver, and they did it all on video. Him and Burt were having a dunk competition, and now Tom has, he's got this thing on his hand because his nerves got damaged, and he's, watch this. Are you okay? No, no he's not. Watch this. Boom, look at the arm breaks. Yeah. You okay? You okay? He's armed. He's armed. You okay? Can you call 911? Call 911. Never seen anyone go for it. Not good. That's why it's good to be a little athletic, because occasionally you and your stupid friends, you're not gonna be a little athletic. Not good. That's why it's good to be a little athletic, because occasionally you and your stupid friends, wanna have a ridiculous competition for a video. That's the reason why wives yell at husbands, no! Don't go! Are you gonna play basketball again? But that's not even regular basketball, they were just dunking over and over and over again. So, I'm quite sure you know Bill Bellamy. Sure. So, Bill Bellamy's road manager, Terrence, they're shooting, just shooting around in the gym. Just shooting, regular shooting. And it's always this. Man, pull up on your toes, lift up on your toes and shoot the ball. So, he lifts up on his toes and blows out whatever's back there. Is it Achilles? Yeah, it's Achilles. Oh no, that's a bad one. I'm like, yo, I'm like, see? Don't listen to people, when you're just shooting around, just listen to yourself. I'm just gonna do this, I'm just gonna lay the ball up. If someone's like, ah, that's why when I go to the gym, I intentionally put on cowboy boots. I'm like, intentionally. I'm like, cowboy boots are shorts for me, fam. Cowboy boots are for me, too. I don't want nobody to try to convince me to do anything. I'm like, no, I'm not doing it. I remember the last time I was convinced. I'm not doing it. What convinced you the last time? Oh, hey, man. First, it always start with, you played football, didn't you? I think it's been more injuries started with that right there. So, you played football. So, I'm like, yeah, we all play football. So, me, my friends, we out there in dress shoes, mind you. Oh no. We supposed to be running one little quick little route this way? Nope. Nope. We outside the gym, because this is the only place where it's caused. It's no cause. We go right here to LA Fitness. But why? Why do you know what LA Fitness is right now? Why do you even know? First of all, how does it even start? It's like, yo, we go to LA Fitness, now we out there just throwing the ball, Nerf ball. Not even a real football. Nerf. That's what he had in his car, a little Nerf. With the little, I think they got some new ones where they twist or something, because my Nerf balls are smooth. This one has little waves in it. Throwing the ball. And I cut forgetting that I have on dress shoes, because now you're getting competitive. One person catch the ball. See, that's touchdown. First of all, you know what close to, first of all, there's, okay, if that's the pole down there, you're nowhere close to it, sir. So now it's competitive. Now I'm up on the line. Now you really being what you saw on TV, now you being the safety. And I cut that dress shoe, that heel, called a little gravel. And it's hard to explain the side of your face being scratched up. Because the gravel is scratched. It's like, fall off a motorcycle and you get the cement rash, the turf rash. So I'm just, the side of my face is scratched up. My hand is scratched up. And I'm like, huh, okay, now I gotta go home and explain why my face is bleeding. You supposed to be at the club, sir. How did you go from the club to this? Okay, let me tell you what happened. Okay, we were drinking and someone said, you play football, didn't you? And then, all of a sudden, you in the LA Fitness, you know, gym, parking lot, throwing a Nerf ball. With dress shoes on. With dress shoes on. Watch back catalog JRE videos on Spotify, including clips. Easily, seamlessly switch between video and audio experience. On Spotify, you can listen to the JRE in the background while using other apps and can download episodes to save on data costs. All for free. Spotify is absolutely free. You don't have to have a premium account to watch new JRE episodes. You just need to search for the JRE on your Spotify app. Go to Spotify now to get this full episode of the Joe Rogan Experience.