The Time Ali Siddiq Had Joey Diaz's Edibles

You told me he got you fucked up on his show. Yeah. Edibles. And it's like I said, I melt it. Like what's the guy, my man, the flying Jew that's on his show? Lee. Yeah. Lee. And I remember the first time I did it, I was looking at him and Lee and A. Lee ate like maybe four of these little... Stars of death. Little chewy edibles. He ate like four of them. And I'm looking and he's literally over there melting. Like it was like his eyes were opened and I looked over like an hour later, it was like a blob of a person over there. So I'm like, okay, I'm never going to be like that on this show. Oh shit. A year later, I'm literally in there and he's like, oh, you know, you know, do edibles, not this shit. So I eat the edible. And I'm sitting there and I thought I was talking pretty regular at first. And then all of a sudden I noticed that it's like, yo, I don't think I'm speaking correctly. Like, and he was like, no, you fucked up. You got to tell me I got you. I got you. I'm like, I'm like, no, I don't think... And I'm looking at Lee and Lee's like, yo, what is this? I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah, man. And so when I look back and I'm like, yo, I was so fucked up and I didn't even eat the... I ate another edible, but the star, he gave me that star. And this is what people learn about me. When I lose, I lose. When I win, I win. But I'm never embarrassed to say when I whipped out all some shit. So I was already messing with these mushrooms. I was on mushrooms and then he gives me this damn star. And I'm like, I told myself, I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat this star. But I kept thinking about what other people were telling me. Don't eat the death star. Don't eat the star. I'm like, oh, no, I'm going to eat it. The joy ain't going to fucking punk me out. So I'm staying at the Lowe's and I literally stashed the star at the Lowe's. In the room, I'm like, well, when somebody finds this, they're going to have a good time. I'm not going to have this shit on me. And then I stashed the mushrooms inside the hotel somewhere. So a maintenance man probably found them and had a good time. I was wasted. I couldn't do it. They're too much, those stars. He's given them to me. They're 250 milligrams. That's too much. I've seen Joey eat four of those. Four. A thousand milligrams. Like, it's nothing. Looks at you. We were on a plane once. And he had these chiba chews. I forget how many milligrams they were. Several hundred milligrams, too. He pops two chiba chews. I'm nervous just sitting next to him. I'm like, are you fucking serious? He's like, Joe Rogan, come on. It's time to dance with the devil. So we're on the plane. In the middle of the plane ride, he leans over, he grabs me, he touched me, and he goes, Joe Rogan, I almost had a panic attack. He goes, I almost couldn't do it. I almost couldn't do it. He goes, but I'm fine. And then he pulls out two more stars at death and throws them. And I'm like, no. He goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So he almost had a panic attack. And then two hours later, we are on the way to New York, grabs me by the shoulder, tells me, and then pops two more. Yo. He doesn't give a fuck. He goes to the basement. He goes right down there. He wants to see what's in the corners. I... What's in there? I don't even understand how he could do so many other ones. It's strange. He had a... What did he try to give me to do? An opioid. He's like, I got the last two biscuits. I got these cops with myself. No! I was like, I'm not doing an opioid with you. He's like, come on. I said, how do you even have them? And he just says two. It's like, two in the drug. I got the last two biscuits. Biscuits. Biscuits. I was like, yo, crazy. I love it. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. I'm going to be doing a video on Spotify. Go to Spotify now to get this full episode of the Joe Rogan experience.