Joe Rogan & Post Malone Talk Aliens and UFOs

if aliens are real I'm not a hundred percent convinced But I'm probably like 90% convinced, but if they are real I leave in the room for bullshit. It's like Jamie get a picture of your shirt We're talking about that It's a UFO. It says can they see it? Believe that that's a dope shirt. That's a saucer if I've ever seen one I think if they're if they're here, they're not gonna love us. That's what I think well That's what I think they're gonna swoop in and go hey. Hey. Hey Well, this fuck I'm 25 right I can't speak on anything, but just looking from past experience and You know there's like drawings like even in the Mona Lisa. There's a weird thing or whatever in the background and shit But there's a spike It's a spike in like Because it's getting pretty weird here The spike they think it's hard to tell because sometimes when people talk about UFOs a bunch of other people Hallucinate or lie like there's a lot of that right so every time there's a real legit UFO you get a bunch of nut Just nut cases who just want to tell crazy shit about being taken I see ships I mean I never yeah, would you say what it looked like I was in I was probably 16 I was at in upstate, New York and It would just stay there so I whoa let me precursor this My aunt and uncle were very strict, and we had to go to bed at a very strict deadline probably 10 p.m. and I was looking out the window with my cousin, and it's just a light That just stays there and then just fucking goes off. I mean you It just You can't explain it Well if you're seven you're 17 at the time 16 16 how probably How strong is this memory when you're like looking at it when you're trying to remember a medium medium. Yeah, yeah But I mean there's something there for sure something took off and did something that didn't make sense to you for sure And then in Utah I mean their shit happens all the time. I mean even here in LA I can't Tell you how many times because I used to live in Tarzana, so There was like a balcony here, and it looked kind of like It sounds corny But like a classic like force field whenever you think of a force field And it just kind of goes like this and it's kind of like a dome mm-hmm in a circular shape Mm-hmm, and it just goes like this and goes back in Oh in Tarzana Looking down at the fucking city, and I'm like how did no one else see this they might have but I was there with like fucking Four other people and they saw it too the thing about Unique events is if a unique event happens, and it never happens again. It's hard to remember It's hard to be sure what you saw It's hard, but if aliens are visiting us like how often are they doing it like unique events would probably be what it would be We're like occasionally right once every six months someone sees one somewhere, but they're here all the time They probably just know how to evade detection I Mean it just if something can travel here from another planet It's gonna be able to know yeah when they're being watched and when they're not being watched. That's not gonna be hard That's why you got to wonder if it's like intentional. I think there's enough Talk about it now that we're probably gonna find out what it is in our lifetime I never would think that before I think the government withheld information for whatever reason maybe they think people are scared maybe they think it's a threat to govern to you know the National security to have a bunch of people worried that aliens are flying around us all the time There's nothing we can do about it Maybe they like had a conversation And they thought maybe be better to keep people in the quiet or keep them in the dark So that they don't freak out because there's nothing we could do about it anyway if we just tell them That there's aliens that are visiting us all the time right that's not gonna be good They're not gonna pay attention to taxes and mortgage rates and the stock market They're gonna care about uranium and shit like that. They're around us all the time They're gonna be people are gonna freak out so I think like little drops of like this the recent one They said well they yeah, whether the Pentagon just say yeah, literally like two fucking days ago. They've recovered Crafts that are not from this world Not made on earth not made on earth. Yeah, not made on earth. They're basically saying we don't know what the fuck it is But we didn't make it That's bananas, and I think that's gonna lead to more and more information coming out about it Well, we're gonna try to get a sense of understanding how long have they known this you know how much of like all that Roswell New Mexico shit was true like tell us what was going on and It backtracking you got to wonder if like oh We've been hiding this the whole time or this is the first time for real That we don't know this is what I like to think I like to think that the people that are in charge at the Pentagon Are Patriots and they realize it's probably better Especially when you're dealing with the United States. It's in this kind of turmoil that they're in right now it's crazy between racial turmoil and turmoil with the police and turmoil with People protesting in cities and blocking traffic. There's so much crazy turmoil They'd be like no one's even gonna notice now Just let it say it now to say yeah We got UFOs like everything is so crazy the new cycle of any crazy store like this is only a few days and then people forget well or It's just people already know and it's just Normalization or you and you think about movies is just normalizing you to the idea that I can't even like the Canadian I don't quote me on this but a Canadian someone in office was like there's like seven species of aliens in the US government It would be crazy if it was true That's you know Tommy Lee Jones and will do you remember that all along? Yeah, check that out. Please fact check that he a loony person though. I have no idea See people can get elected and still be crazy That's a problem certain. That's a problem You know just because like when you hear about someone having like a really high-profile job and they say something crazy It doesn't mean they're not crazy just because they're the prime minister of some fucking country. They could be out of their mind What do we got? It's not close to that how close? We're in this form of defense minister claims that aliens are real apparently There's a humanoid ask race of aliens called the tall whites living among us Huh? It's a what publication is out of curry is this vice? Well, there's a fear so it's like a real like a real deal Come on that's crazy shit Yeah, that is crazy shit the thing is is that guy nuts like what else does he believe in you know? How does he feel about ghosts right? When you think about like an alien sighting like if you saw an alien they never saw one again for the rest of your life Right you would be you it would fuck with your memory Even if the alien was real if a saucer wears in front of you then took off That's the same thing with a ghost like if you saw a fucking ghost if you walked into your basement to go get a screw For something and you turn and you saw an apparition of a woman Right, who's like staring you do see that Guillermo del Toro movie about the lady who's a ghost who adopts kids? No, dude. It's a dark movie. What is it called mother? What is it called? It's fucking creepy It's like horror movies me too. I love I'm a dirty little bitch Mama yes, that's oh is that that's not with two Swedish kids, right? Um I don't does he have two sons. Did you see this? No just two kids. I haven't seen that she's um She well, I don't want to give it away I don't give the story away, but it's crazy. She finds these kids in the woods and raises them. She's a ghost and it's a Terrifying she's a ghost yes, and so that's a dollar kids. They find the kids. I can't tell you anymore I can't tell you any more. I can't tell you anymore. No, you know, she's a ghost from the very beginning of okay, okay good Yeah, this is terrifying dude It's fucking horrifying. It's a terrifying movie. Well you get the best of both worlds right you get a creepy like mom style And then you get creepy kids which are like both the double terrifying What's the movie? Well spoiler alert, and then there's a I think it may be called it might become So it's two kids it might be Swedish or um Like Norwegian or something And vampire movie no, but there's a little there's a vampire movie a foreign vampire movie Is it let the right one in I think it is or is that the American version of it let the right one in is a scary Movie that's a scary movie right that's a vampire movie about vampire kids right yeah Yeah, see the thing about a ghost is If you saw one and it was if they're just real every now and then you saw one and it was right in front of you You're in the woods. We're gonna walk your dog, and you see some old man with no legs Floating in front of the one What's this one about same kind of deal oh Did you see something good yeah, I missed Scary lady in the corner check that motherfucker at okay. I'm scared, but you see him in the woods yeah Please oh yeah if you saw some Some apparition in the woods, and then you never saw it again for the rest of your life It doesn't mean it wasn't real right just means. It's really rare that that happens Like that's a thing about a unique event like imagine if you're an ant your whole fucking life All you've ever known is this anthill everybody's chillin working every day chopping up leaves going out and getting Popcorn or whatever shit it finds and then one day some person comes along like post Malone just stomps the fuck out of that anthill To that moment all that thing is ever known was that that anthill never even knew that it was possible For something that because it's been alive for a couple weeks during that couple weeks No one's ever stomped on the anthill But then it happens and then you realize that there's no pattern to these things anything can happen Like if you're if you're a person aliens can land Yeah land on the White House lawn tomorrow and take over the world And there's nothing we can do about it like that could be our new normal okay fuck masks the new normal is There's alien spaceships that hover over every city, and they tell you what to do And you have to work for them now forever to the argument We're smarter than ants yes, we are, but we're in comparison Probably dumber than aliens are like we're down in comparison to aliens then answer to people well That's right you like all these celestial sightings. Yeah, I mean this is all Spitballing here, but it could be possible right celestial sightings Documented throughout history history you Hey, I just made a fire. This is dope right fires cool But what the fuck is that that has to be yeah, God like man has always looked up It's for answers. It's true And so that's that's that's why it's a scary thing the yeah, do they want to hurt us or do they are? They did we come from them I? Don't think it's impossible. I don't think it's impossible that we're a product of genetic manipulation I don't know if we are I know we're definitely primates We're just playthings. Maybe we just look so different than every other monkey all the other monkeys are covered in hair This is this weird semi hairless monkey You know who knows how to use electronics who knows how to send a video through the sky you know that on a naki yes Yeah, yes My yeah, if Lou is here. I got a great friend Lou shot to Lou He would talk to this whole deal about this to an actual archaeologist yesterday But the nephronically Garrett yeah the nephrolim or the Anunnaki from planet Nibiru all that Zacharias hitchen stuff You ever read those books no sir the books are weird man. You know it's weird like there's stuff that he was saying in Like I believe it was like the 1970s where he was deciphering these Text and one of the things that he said is This is the craziest one of all Humans were genetically engineered from lower primates, and they were used to harv to harvest gold and That the Anunnaki needed gold because gold is very plentiful here right and very hard to find very rare on Their planet right and they engineered humans to my that's why people love gold so much right if you think about like the usefulness of gold Gold isn't even remotely it's unless you're making electronics like gold's not the best metal like why is it so valuable because it's pretty Well, it's not even the prettiest shit like Rubies are prettier than gold emeralds are prettier than gold why it's gold so goddamn expensive. Where does diamonds fit in? It's a good question probably just someone tricked a chick. I was reading about like Yeah, that's what there's like one movie. She had a diamond and then But he popped off let me finish what I'm saying because this is where it gets weird They said that they needed it to hang in their atmosphere to protect them from the Sun Because they were losing their atmosphere. Well. We're losing our atmosphere and one of the things that scientists have suggested is hanging reflective particles Above above the earth like putting them in orbit all like a reflective dust in orbit So that it would mute out some of the effects of the Sun so what they suggested what he was saying in 1978 is what they suggested in like 2018 right so when they're talking about how to fix some of the global warming issues They were literally saying some of the stuff that was in this book that he was reading of you know He's deciphering the these ancient Sumerian text from 6,000 years ago. No shit. Yeah, I don't know Interpretation right get it from He is just a guy who's a linguist who studies these ancient languages and Reinterprets them, but it's very highly in dispute. That's the problem like you are not you are you or I we're not gonna figure it out We're not gonna know who's right right too complicated right, but there's a website called cichin is wrong Dot-com and if you go there refutes all of his script I don't know who's right who's wrong, but it's interesting to see the argument But again what the whatever the fuck was going on back then six thousand years ago, whatever was going on They were writing about some wacky shit right right where you know they went is that the shrooms or is that is it contact? Yeah, you know is that's it's not impossible That we could have easily been contacted by some of their life form that's similar to us But that's a million years advanced right have been contacted all throughout history right yeah Up until 1860 whatever the fuck it was all you would have is a drawing and a story I imagine that how Famous people who the fuck knows but now if You look at the last 200 years it is accelerated like a motherfucker and there's so much like 200 years ago people would look at The Bronco or anything like that and be like what the fuck yeah, what is that it happens so quick It's happening so quick right now I Mean they that SpaceX thing they've already they've figured out how to get something to fly into the sky and then bring it back And land it it's insane yeah We are in a weird fucking time and if the aliens come right now It's probably the best time to come well We're gonna be the most relaxed about it no one's been able to work for six months Yeah, I feel like everybody's oh was people are scared to shake hands What are you gonna do is terrified are you gonna say hi or are you gonna? Are you gonna grab your bow? Oh, I'm gonna say hi for sure. I'm not stupid Yeah, I'm not even interested in kicking someone's ass from another dimension. I just want to say hi Tell me what's up tell me what's actually I wanna have an alien on the podcast you imagine I could call Tyler up three foot tall 40 pound dude with a giant bulbous head and like Antenna like fingers and he's explaining how they traverse space Imagine they're making sounds and you interpret those sounds no matter what language you're in all over the world you Instantaneously interpret will be through your brain you wouldn't be able to hear them. Yeah, they would do it through a podcast The sounds they make They would hit you with some sound that's so complex you would understand exactly what they're saying Yeah, no you don't know the language and everybody would be like what in the fuck is going on. Oh my god There's an alien on the JRE. That's what it would be me talking to some alien They better they better give you some more goddamn money That's the least of our problems and the aliens come That shit is gonna be why that's when we need gold yeah, we're gonna be gold miners again folks We're gonna look for some sturdy person with a wide back That's what that's what's gonna be valuable. Thank you, but I mean good enough to mine gold. I don't know Imagine if that's life in the future they come down there you get two choices One we eat you two you mind gold for us are they eating Why not why wouldn't need us they'll be like listen you guys just protein your assholes. They probably eat clouds Yeah, or like energy they probably just eat energy. Yeah, they maybe they just exist in some sort of like Fucking material probably they're probably just fucking ethereal Well, maybe they figured out a way to make life So maybe they figured out a way how to make life where you can transfer your consciousness in some eternal mechanical thing