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Dave Smith is a stand-up comedian, libertarian political commentator, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Part of the Problem" podcast, as well as a co-host of the "Legion of Skanks” podcast. www.comicdavesmith.com
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Hello freak bitches. It's unbelievable how much, I thought about this a lot this last year through the election, but it's unbelievable how much like that football team dynamic is just the whole thing. It's like human beings love to get into a stadium be like red team, blue team, identify with one team and lose their freaking minds. Like literally lose their minds and that's when they know it's meaningless. When they know it's just about a ball crossing a line. This has absolutely no... we'll still bring God into it, we'll bring team into it. And again you see like with this Trump thing now that he just stepped on. Me and Jamie were joking around before we started like a... He like threatened nuclear war and insulted Steph Curry in one thought. Everyone in America is like excuse me, what was that second part? Excuse... what? What did you say? And both sides. This is just what gets him interested. Well we are a gossip country now like 100% officially. Like what we like is a squabble between the leader of the free world who's a reality star and some of the best basketball players that have ever lived. Like oh shit! It's on! Flip all players. I mean LeBron James is making videos about the president being a douchebag. He's making videos about all these different people like expressing their right to free speech. I saw one of the tweets that he he tweeted out at the president where it was like just kinda like a broken English tweet like he used the word ain't a lot in it. And it's just him versus Trump. I just had a moment where I was like so this is where the national conversation is at. Now like do you remember watching like William F. Buckley versus Gore Vidal debates and you're like how fucking retarded has our country gotten? Have you seen the documentary? Yeah. It's amazing. Really interesting. If you haven't seen it folks it's on Netflix. What is it called? Something... I don't remember. Bit of Rivals? You want to make that up? That something is called Bit of Rivals. That might have been a UFC event. Back in the early 2000s they named them all. It was something. Best of enemies? Best of enemies. Thank you. When did they stop that stupid pattern? I don't know man. UFC 54. Obliteration!