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Dave Smith is comic, political commentator, host of the "Part of the Problem" podcast, and a co-host of the "Legion of Skanks” podcast. www.comicdavesmith.com
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Hello freak bitches. I've heard like people particularly like Left-wing leaning feminists or like so female comics who are feminists who I know several of how dare you and I've yes I know Well, I'm not what I'll call him not by name But uh, but I've heard and they'll they'll get very there and and one of them said to me once they go You know Dave your whole thing is just that you hate women Oh, and you're like horrible, but it's like hate women Like what do you saw women say that the Brian post saying and you know what he said it was hilarious He goes, you know what? I've heard that before and every woman that said that I hated Really is a great response because it was a stupid argument It is she was just like saying like in a blanket statement you hate women No, no you but I just go I and I challenge a lot of people on on the left who who talk about Race or sexism and these things. I just challenge you to to to just Entertain the possibility for like one second entertain the possibility That you're not right about all of this stuff and that the correct position is to treat everybody equal now I know that sounds really really wild and out there and I'm not taking into account my white privilege in the history But just entertain for one second the possibility that the correct answer is to treat everybody equal and not judge them based on their race And then you if you entertain that for one second, you'll start realizing like oh, holy shit if that's true I'm really the one being the bigot here. I've seen this so like a You know the roast battle shows they have down at the Comedy Store here I'm and and they started doing them in New York to now they're really popular There are like these group of female comics that will come out and I don't even begrudge them for this But they'll come out and just hardcore like root for the female comic Okay, they'll post about like just want to see more women succeed at roast battle coming out tonight to cheer on my girl Blah blah and there'll be this dynamic where like their first two jokes, you know It's just like you know Female voices from the corner where the comics hang like super super loud for the chick comic and like whatever I don't begrudge them anything fine come do that But it's just like those same people who will be like you're like against women like I would never in a million years Go out to a show and be like I'm just rooting for the men today Like like I don't think this way. I'm not like on team man But you are on team women like it's just it just seems to me that there's a lot of that going on You know what? I mean a lot of that shit where it's like You kind of project this thing that you see racism everywhere or you see sexism everywhere But all I really see is you fucking lecturing people based on race in their mind They're allowed to do it the same way. Can Velasquez allowed to have brown pride in his chest Yeah, kind of the same thing like you're you're Disenfranchised or you're marginalized you're allowed to stay even if you're not you're playing that victim card as a woman And you're allowed to say I'm here to support my girl like I was talking about this on stage the other day I saw a bumper sticker on a car. It said girls kick ass, and I was like Some of them yeah, some of them are lazy slobs I quit you gonna line yourself with 150 million women just in this country alone. That's ridiculous I'm saying if a guy had a bumper sticker. It said boys kick ass He'd be like follow that guy and find out where he's been fucking these kids because first of all you'd never say boys Boys kick ass you put that on your bumper. So who the fuck are you you'd pull them over. Let me see your license Where do you live man? What do you do for a living? What's that bumper sticker about what the fuck? Do you mean by that yes? And I don't need like I almost feel like an asshole sometimes where I preface everything with a disclaimer like and I'm not saying this I'm not but I just wanted to be clear that like I'm not saying there aren't exceptions to the rule But it's also kind of strange to me that like if you want to celebrate women Why are you celebrating such a masculine quality like it's kind of like it's like look there are white players who are great Basketball players right there are white Dirk Novitski was an amazing basketball player But if I just wrote somewhere like white people kick-ass at basketball. It's like well Actually, well this is a movie in general women don't kick ass in general in generally speaking That's a male thing to do right so I'm not saying there's not exceptions to that But you're like you're writing white people kick-ass at basketball. It's kind of misleading right well There's that thing that's coming out that movie with Steve Carell where he plays that man who had a basketball the tennis match against Billy Jean King and he was like barely ranked He was a terrible tennis player and he fucked Billy Jean King up And it was and he was like sort of mocking her the whole way, and it was like a real hallmark I don't know about that. Oh, really say just he just played a Professional tennis player, but he wasn't the best and Billy Jean King was the best woman in the world Mm-hmm, and they played and the Steve Carell character beat her is now wasn't that what happened I? Believe that's what happened. I'm getting them conflated with Renee Richard the guy who used to be a man and then became a transgender woman and started stomping everybody in tennis He's like terrible as a man, and then it became a woman who's one of the best the world and like this But there's no biological difference Even without a penis you still stomping him it again is like so funny because once you it's so funny like how much this stuff Starts undermining their own arguments Billy Jean King one yeah, okay, so I got wrong the Renee Richard one. Yeah, that's what I confused so What was the and he was like particularly gross right and Steve Carell plays him really well in movie same Steve Carell Who played that crazy guy that wrestling he did a really great job with that? Did what a creepy story what a crazy story? 30 for 30 on this good man Yeah, I mean you know not a good in the sense that the stories are well done such a compelling unbelievable story Oh my god Yeah, so when Steve Carell played that character, and then you watch the video the actual character like whoa Like he just nailed that guy Steve Carell is an incredible town Oh, so he's such a good fucking act to be that funny of a comedian and that good of a dramatic actor I'm talking pretty incredible I guess his comedy though is always kind of his acting you know is like that's his strength in comedy like he Owned that character right you know Roger Federer said that recently and he got in trouble right that the best women know What was it was a was a older guy? Fuck what's the John Mackenrock Mackenroke yeah, and row said that and they let us they let him into it He said he started by saying Serena was the best female player right and then they go why female? Oh, and he was like well What do you mean I because I think she's the best female player goes well why female why not say male? I guess because the men are way better Like he was literally just answering the question like I started off giving this woman an extraordinary compliment That was the story I remember didn't Serena play against an unranked male player Yeah, they used to play it when they were younger I think she put well she played against some guy that was the story and the guy kicked her ass Everybody was like what it just seems to me to be this thing where I kind of look at obviously like we're talking at Generalizations here, and there are exceptions like you know what I'm saying like there are like you know Ronda Rousey could beat the shit out of me As an example, but it's a bad no no But I'm just saying a fighter no But I'm just making the point that like if you have this stereotype that men are stronger than women or something like that there are Exceptions to the rule if you get and there are there are and I still use Ronda Rousey even though she's not champ anymore She's just right got that ring to it Um, but I'm saying there are exceptions to the rule there are exceptions and and to treat someone based on a group dynamic is Is ignorant like to but if you're going to like I do think there are differences between men and women Generally speaking and if you believe that it's like if we're gonna celebrate women I just think it's kind of odd that we have to celebrate the most masculine achievements of women It's like celebrating them kicking ass there are these things that I feel like women are superior To men in that I'm very impressed by them like I just think wait a minute hold on let me stop you because you think that Running a corporation is masculine like do you think that being involved in any creative endeavor? Masculine I think that being involved anything in tech is no no I that's what they're talking about well. I was more Responding to the women kick ass. That's just stupid bumper sticker No, you're right. It's really just group think but I think my issue with it was if you see things like well I just but the element I'm responding to is that kick ass to me just seems to be kind of like a masculine thing I'm describing that as masculine. Yeah, it's just one silly stupid bumper sure sure But I like to say those things yes Yes, but I just think there's something about it seems to me like the nurturing element of femininity is almost like denigrated and the ass Kissy elast kicky element is like is praised where it's like if I'm talking kicking ass and nurture And I'm talking men versus women in general just broad speaking I say like I tend to think of one being male and one being Female right to wrap this all up and bring it all that I think we'd all be better off male women white black Asian Whatever if we just reasonable nice people you know and that's the real problem is that we lock off as we've been discussing all All day into these camps yeah And we are on camp white male and we are on camp black male or camp gay or camp Transgender camp woman and we just lock into these ideologies and we hate anybody else different And we have these divisive things that we say like all white men are trash unless proven otherwise You know like that kind of crazy shit like you're you're setting it up, so the guys like sorry. Sorry like you come in sorry So tell me I didn't do it I didn't do it instead of just being a reasonable normal person, but there's not enough reasonable normal people So women are constantly dealing with assholes, so they develop these kind of be had patterns of behavior They think about men as being these intrusive shitty people who just want to get in your pants and really don't care about you and they're manipulative and they just want to Fuck you which when you say it. I mean that is somewhat true And then men think of women as being manipulative to always looking for the bigger better deal You know well They're gonna fuck their personal trainer while you're at work and think about getting divorced and losing all your money because you were too stupid You signed a prenuptial agreement She hides some kick-ass attorney, and then you're fucked we all know guys who've experienced that before too They she lies about you beating the kids and then she gets full custody like that's all real But then the good stuff is all real too. So you know what I mean? It's like that's all real and that does happen But then there's also like the chick who just like gives a guy like you know like the security and confidence He never had to go be great There's the guy who like does support his chick through like her endeavors and like you know it's like sure so it's like you got it You know it's like it's like that shit in in the hurricane in Houston Kind of put some perspective on that for me where it's like you know it's like you see just like all these people It's like Antifa versus Nazis is the state of the country and then you see like this this horrible hurricane happen and just the acts of Kindness after where you see these people like like young guys like like these group of like 20 year olds Maybe they were I saw who took their like they're like Motor boats down to Houston and our pulling old people out of like their homes and you're like god damn it motherfucker Like that's our country too. Yeah, you know and like it it like it's all like the Nazis are our country too But that guy's our country that is also as people responding to a very real problem where it really unites people They feel like they have to help each other cuz a real problem You know most of the time we're separated from each other by buildings and cars and there's a weird alienation we have with one another You