Joe Rogan on Johnny Depp Being Fired From Pirates of the Caribbean

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Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net

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much money involved in these movies. If you're gonna make a film and you know it's some gigantic thing with special effects and the studio is dumping hundreds of millions of dollars into it, they want to return on their money. I saw people discussing that. I think Johnny Depp was just kind of kicked off isn't the right word but he's not gonna be in the next Pirates movie I guess. They were discussing under like in the comments section like it was the word last one was the worst one that of the of the lot and they spent 330 million dollars on the budget but it made 800 million and they're like that's a fail some people are saying like that's a failure. Yeah for them it's a failure. 500 million is not good. Well Johnny's off the rails right now. He's shaved his head. Johnny Depp he looks like he weighs 35 pounds he shaved his head he's fallen out of his jeans. Whenever you get like two tattoos of a woman you only been married two for like six months. These are all bad signs. This is a very rough town to live. Ego is a motherfucker. People blowing smoke up your ass is a motherfucker. Sure. I mean this guy's spending half a million dollars a month on wines. Yeah. You know I don't know exactly don't quote me on that but I know that the one when the account I read the accountant said that they said that he was spending thirty thousand dollars and he goes it was a lot more than he was joking around about it was a lot more than that. Look at these pictures of him now. Stay humble or be humble. He's wearing a shirt. Dude you're 55 years old why the fuck would you wear that shirt? Well who's walking around? Meanwhile I got a Derek Lewis. My balls was hot shirt on. But look these these like fucking inspirational quotes you expect to see on some strippers Instagram page. You're not supposed to be wearing those when you're Johnny Depp okay. This is this is outrageous Johnny Depp. Why are you wearing that on a shirt? And I heard that this last movie he did Mucho Pro Bionless. Mucho what? Pro Bionless. A lot of problems. A lot of problems. What was the movie? The Tupac movie. Yes but it's on shelved right? They're not putting it out. Is he the shelf? Yeah they're not putting it out. No. For right now it's not coming out. Is he a cop? Yeah he plays the cop that broke. If you I forget that's a good book. Yeah. Whatever I forget I have it at the house. He plays the cop and I heard that there was a lot of little that in the word got out. That's it. Well you know Johnny Depp at one point in time when he had done that that movie Dead Man. Do you remember Dead Man? No. Interesting movie. It was a weird black and white movie about a guy who was riding a fucking train across the west. He was talking in an interview about how he wants to do interesting projects. He goes I'll never be Blockbuster Boy. Then he became Blockbuster Boy. But he's badass and pirates of the Caribbean. I don't give a fuck with anybody that says I love him. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. He's really good. The chick is good I love him. He's a great actor. They cut him loose. He made a ton of money for them. They did five fucking movies. But you know he's boys with Stan Hope. Right right. And essentially Johnny Depp. Oh this fucking motherfuckers with their everybody thinks you're gonna spend money on their website. Guess what? We're not. We're not paying to read your fucking website. We're not. Johnny Depp, what does it say, in Biggie Tupac movie abruptly pulled from release. Of course, Whittaker 2 looks like. Mmm, yeah. Like a month before it was supposed to come out, they just pulled it. Well, it must suck. They don't pull it if it's awesome. But the point is, you know, Stan hopes boys will come. And he's like, he said that once he did those Pirates movies, he couldn't go anywhere. It was over. He can't go to restaurants. He can't go anywhere. He just can't go anywhere. He hit that upper echelon of fame where it's almost there's no turning back. You know, you get like Michael Jackson type frame. You just get crazy. Your world is just, it's no one can relate to you. What were they giving him per movie? He was making like 30 million a movie with back end and everything. Oh, I bet he was making more than that. More than that, right? Yeah, that's he's got like 18 houses, a boat. Yeah, he's got 14 houses. You know, I remember when I was in Colorado, someone said he had a ranch out there. I go, does he ever go there? He goes, no, no, just as a ranch.