Joe Rogan on Catholic Priest Scandals

There was a molester at my church. We had a priest. That was a molester named father Holler shocker Wait a minute is it a Catholic Church? He's joker. What the fuck man. You can't trust anybody And the kids we used to call him happy hands Holler hand cuz he was always Cuz whatever he come up he'd always like want to wrestle you, but he's the last kind of guy He was a nerd he was he was like it. He's not a wrestling type guy. I wasn't a rapist He'd always come up like hey Like why are you doing you're just trying to grab me and so we would call him happy hands Holler hand And we would get in trouble if our parents heard us don't get disrespectful to the big like you know he's grabbing our dicks So they finally They finally caught him, and I don't know why I started talking about this, but Yeah, why did I start talking about this? Oh? I know because we're talking about I always we always had George to kind we always thought It was like it was up to you to not get molested by him like if you got caught and we would laugh Right we would laugh at kids who got caught Yeah, so we gotta run faster fucker He would take us so sad he would take us he had a summer house right with a boat and oh up in Wisconsin Right so he would take us and it was like an hour and a half away We get in his station wagon. He'd take like six boys up to there, and we're gonna go water skiing or whatever right and So he had the day set up where he once you got there you had to first do cleaning So you had to change into your cleaning clothes? Yeah, oh Jesus and so every time we had to go in the room and change He would find a reason to come in the room and wrestle one of us Oh God and then we were like all right. We got to put up with it because we want to go in his boat We know we're poor oh My god poor you know we grew up isn't it funny how it's only funny if it's you like you're allowed to laugh about Getting molested as long as it's you Yeah, you know like no one could say like you like he well He Jimmy was on the Joe Rogan show and he was laughing about child molestation. Oh my god was that is that true hate speech Blanket on it hate speech, but no it was he was he was talking about him getting molested um well He's normalizing his sexual assault He would take us this priest would try to teach you how to ski you know how do you teach someone how to water ski? You put your dick in their mouth before you're dick in their mouth Do you know how to breathe underwater here? Yeah, here we go now hold your nose No spitting So he the way you teach someone how to water ski is you put water skis on them and then you sit there on the dock And then you pull away right? And that's how you learn so he would take us in shallow water And then he would go it would put the skis on you so you couldn't run away from him Oh, yeah, and then he would like put his hands He would put his hands underneath your crotch like this from break Yeah, and then he goes now when the boat pulls it's gonna pull you up like this, and it's gonna. It's gonna jerk you off And the only way to catch it in your mouth And so it was a fuck man And so we looked at it like it was your job to get out of that situation And if you got caught we all laugh at you. I remember my friend my friend Danny He's in this He's in this shallow water, and he's going now if the boat pulls you and he goes like this and Danny looks at us then he goes Now did he actually molest anyone he other yes inappropriate touch No, he molested people oh boy. He had to leave the church and all that stuff He didn't read the church that he's move on this moved him. He went to Arizona for a sabbatical Yeah, yeah, he's got he needs our prayers at that They set out a note like a letter to everybody's house who was in the proof you gave money They give you a letter was it here. No evil the documentary where they you know there was one priest that Benedict who became the Pope moved who went on to molest a hundred deaf kids oh No, oh no. Yeah horrific horrific shit that that that Process of moving people was always terrifying because they basically let them know hey You're not even gonna be punished right this we're just gonna move you. It's gonna move you. Yeah, so yeah That's an I know it. I don't understand terrifying Terrifying stuff yeah, why isn't the FBI infiltrate the Catholic Church? Yeah, imagine I did a joke about on stage a while back I was like imagine if that many NASCAR drivers were fucking kids How quick would they shut down NASCAR NASCAR pulled into town just fucked all the kids and drove around a circle real quick They'd be like we got to shut this down. This is a crazy organization But meanwhile way more people getting molested by the Catholic Church I couldn't agree more and it's a terrifying number when you look at the numbers of people that have just accused them of Sexual assault and molestation it's terrifying Yeah, it's terrifying and all the money They take that you give them on Sunday to go pay these people off is also yeah I feel very fortunate that I ducked that I got lucky. I was out of Catholic school You want to get the school yeah for one year only but first grade. I was gone after first grade and You know I had friends that stayed and I know I knew people that got touched You know it's just it was it's it's for people who outside the Catholic faith people who are best There's something that had that happened and it probably happened when they told them they couldn't get married anymore Because it used to be the Pope could get married the Pope was allowed to have children And the priests were allowed to be married priests were allowed to have children But they were rock stars you have to realize like back in the Lutheran days the days of Martin Luther and those those guys were Fucking everybody they would get at you in that confession You know they in the confession booth time what you did Dolores Dolores out there just sucking dicks all day. I show me how you suck at Dolores I mean they were banging everybody and then they came up with some sort of a Reason why they should have to be celibate and from then on well, so here's what here's what I heard What happened was that so there was two ways to become nobility and the medieval times you could be born noble Or you could get into buy your way into the church And so you could become nobility and so what would happen is these rich motherfuckers who would buy their way into the church would Die and then all their money would go to their kid They're firstborn and the church is like we got to get some fuck we got to get our hands on that money And so they passed the law hey nobody can get married legally They all did they still had kids and shit and they still had mistresses and whatever But when they died all their money and property went to the church that makes sense and so of course it's all about Right so that's the story I heard if anybody heard different I believe it's both I bet it's I bet it had something to do with sex as well and preventing those guys from fucking everybody You know because they were rock stars there was no rock stars back then so the guys that they were the spokespersons For God would most likely be the ones who had the most influence in the community Yes, there's a kid that we went to school with who was clearly gay and Nice guy, and he was gonna become a priest when we were on high school together So as we were like riding the bus going to high school. He was like a couple years ahead of me, and he was Leaving school, and he was already on his way. What is it divinity school or seminary school? I think yeah He was on his way and we were all like we're all calling him father already, and it was just ridiculous We're all accepting the fact this guy was gonna be a priest But you know for him it was he was so obviously gay that you know I mean I didn't give a shit, but I knew you could tell He's gay. He's a gay guy. He never had any interest in girls never was around them kind of just an oddly feminine man and Decided to take up the priesthood and we all you know treated him like he was different because he was gonna become a priest It was very weird. Yeah, you know priests are still treated like rock stars in the Catholic Church today I mean yeah, and he was meanwhile. I was just another 16 year old kid Just like us you know maybe he was 17 at the time And I think I was 15, but it was just he wasn't a different than us But we were calling him father and stuff and it was just so strange I had two uncles that went to seminary who one of them became a priest and the other one Over the summer had a friend who got pregnant and he had to stop being get drop out of the seminary wow But when you went to my grandmother's house as you walked up the steps into their living room the two pictures She would have greeting you was a picture of both her sons in their priest outfit So one was actually a priest and one had to go another but they that's the picture she kept up The guy's bringing over his four kids to her house. There's the picture of him daddy. Why are you in the priest outfit? Yeah One point in time So so yeah, that's um are you still religious you still go to church no, okay? No I Go because my I go to church Baptist Church in Pasadena because Mike my mother-in-law goes and she wanted she asked me to go Oh, that's it's probably fun, and I said okay. I'll go I'm being protested by the Westboro Baptist Church tomorrow Are you yes where in Kansas City? Oh very excited? Oh, that is that I've always wanted to be protested very excited for you put out a press release and they even responded to my My I put out a post and they had a tweet someone who has no idea But what God wants to speak and for God because I said that if God you know there is a God They said I was an atheist which I I'm really not I mean. I don't consider myself anything I don't consider myself religious. I'm not an atheist I'm just a person who doesn't know and I don't call it an agnostic. I think right I'm more agnostic than anything, but I don't even want to put a label on it Hey, why should I have to be right someone's camp? You know my my opinions are allowed to evolve and I'm allowed to and I've done a lot of drugs I've seen some shit that I can't explain you know and psychedelics man Well, they'll get whatever confidence you have that there's no God you go through a DMT trip And you come out on the other end you're like okay. Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about maybe I don't know anything and that that's I mean the maybe I don't know anything camp So I said that if there was a God I don't know if there's God But if there was a God he or she would probably be very disappointed these hateful twats pretending they speak for him Putting up signs to say God hates fags like you really think this is what God would want That's outrageous, and so that's what they're upset about that you said that I speak for God Oh, but they could speak for God. They see God hates facts. They don't see that written anywhere look through the Bible It never says God hates facts. That's their website is God hates fags calm Just stop and think about that. I think they should take their Facebook page away Do they have a YouTube channel Westboro Baptist Church have a YouTube channel? But yeah, but don't don't you I mean it's be