Joe Rogan | OJ Rapping and Women Who Love Killers w/Charlamagne & Andrew Schulz

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Charlamagne tha God is a radio presenter, television personality, and author.

Andrew Schulz

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Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. His latest special, "Infamous," is available on YouTube.www.theandrewschulz.com

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They were saying, did you see that tweet? I thought maybe it was Roy, I forget, Roy Wood or something like that. He was like, OJ will be doing stand up in three months. Dude, do you watch those videos? No. And why do you? Why do we even tame that shit? You love it. Oh, I love it, too. Until... Until... Hello, Twitter world. There's a lot of BS out there. First of all, until now, it pisses me off that he does videos on Twitter. Take that shit to Instagram. He doesn't know. He thinks Twitter is bad. That's what he thinks. He's holding his reading glasses in his hand. I mean, he's going blind. He's 71 years old. Did you see the DM he sent that dude? Amazing. With all the nice... All the nice emojis. But you understand that was strategic, right? He sent that on Monday. Monday was the 25th anniversary of the fucking Bronco chase. So you think that he didn't just want to be in the news? Like that was... That was a strategic move. I don't think he's that smart. I think what's going on is he's reacting to someone fucking with him and he doesn't know how to just let shit slide. So somebody makes a parody video where he's doing his Twitter. He goes, hello, Twitter world. And then someone's got, hell, please, in the background. That's what they did. So he gets mad and he DM's that person who made that video. I'm going to cut you. I don't think... He said I'm going to cut you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that was strategic, man. I think he knew it was the 25th anniversary of the Bronco chase. And OJ's only relevance is the fact that he got away with murder. So he has to remind us of that fact all the time in order for us to give up. Did you ever see the videos he did when he was doing rap, when he was dressing up like a king? In Miami? Yeah. He dressed up like a rapper? Yeah. He's doing a rap. He had music. No. Do it. Jamie? Yeah, all right. We can't play it, right? We get pulled off of YouTube. Real quick, that stuff was fake. That DM stuff. That DM stuff was fake? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Fuck. I listened to Jim and Sam yesterday. They actually like broke it down instantly. He made it in a fake account with the real OJ. He just made the L, a capital I. Oh. And then it just shit tricked everybody. I gave him Donkey today for no fucking reason. God damn. Look at your math. And I'm glad though. I'm glad he's not that stupid. Because Donkey today is the segment I do on the Breakfast Club where I give somebody the credit they deserve of being stupid. I'm like, yo, you can't be that stupid and that thirsty for attention, OJ. So it's kind of a relief that he's not that thirsty. This is OJ when he was doing rap music. All right, well, no. But we can't. And now he is thirsty. Yeah, we can't play the music, but he had girls out there dancing around their underwear. And OJ was rapping. Didn't he have like a crown on or something? There he is. Dressed up in like white face and all sorts of things. There's naked girls in it. Oh, God. You don't think OJ been riding the wave of killing these two people for too long, bro? Well, crazy bitches will still fucking guarantee you. Bro, he's insane. I don't understand this part of women at all. Like the women that like meet people in jail and then they'll like get married to them in jail. Oh, yeah. Like what is this about? A jail dick when they come home. A jail dick. Some of those guys never get to give them that jail dick. They're in jail forever and they get no conjugal visits and they still want to marry them. But why? They're women who are attracted to killers. So they want killers. They want killers and specifically they want killers that kill women. What? Yeah, that's a thing with some women, with really fucked up women. They're attracted to men who kill women. God, what happened to the girls just wanting to get choked? Why you got to go to that extreme? What's wrong with just spanking? That's all. Just spanking and choking. Do you think all the choking and spanking and like, you know how like some girls have like rape fantasies and shit like that? Do you think that's all because men have just become such pussies they want to see if they have the ability to even do it? No, I think some girls have this primal need to know that you can kill them. But don't they know that? That's like turns them on. Not kill them, protect them, right? Yeah, protect them. It's not kill them. Yeah, for sure. But they want to know you could kill them. Not that you're going to. You'd kill them or kill someone else trying to get them. That hand on your neck, where they're choking you, they want to be like close to the door of you doing something violent to them while you're fucking them. So it feels good while you've got control over their life. You really have like, you're holding their neck. You've got control over their life. So why do we... Look at your face. Too. But like, you know all these dudes that like jerk off with like a belt on their neck and shit like that, we call them weirdos. It's just women. Yeah, but that's different. That's autoerotic asphyxiation. Well, what is choking a bitch? That's what choking a dude. It is, but I think the choking is you're doing it, a man is doing it to you. It's not just that you're running out of oxygen because someone's squeezing the blood out of your brain. Right. But it's also that someone's doing it to you while they're fucking you. Do you guys go for the whole choke? Because what I do is I like put my hand there and then I kind of just tense my forearm, but I don't really squeeze the fingers because I want, you know, because it's weird to really choke something. My wife doesn't play like that. She won't let me do that. She wants the whole choke? No, she doesn't like that. Oh, she doesn't like that. Because she knows you could do it. Well, it's not just that. It's like... She sees you choke people out regularly. She knows you're capable. But the kind of girl that wants you to choke her like that, I think you should leave that one alone. Dude. My wife likes a little choking, but I mean, we've gotten old that all of that stuff is kind of like subsided, but she used to like a lot of choking. We've been together for 22 years though. Yeah, you want to play it. Yeah, but y'all know she like it and this... She's naggy. But I do it! It's not for us. It's for you. It's happening to you. Some girls love it, man. Some girls love it. But I think it's really because they see men as pathetic now. They see men as babies and the more pathetic and like cucked up a guy is, they're like, okay, choke me, slap me around. Show me that you have some testosterone. Show me you have some sort of strength. Yeah, but that don't mean you got to go give OJ some pussy though. My God. Jesus Christ. You think you're asking OJ to choke him? Richard Ramirez used to have girls visiting him. Manson that was married when he died. Yeah, but Manson had charm. He must have had something. No. He must have had something. All the little guys had fame. Fame has always been an attraction to people. But he wasn't famous in the beginning when he was getting people to do all that wild shit. He was pinnin'. Manson, right? Well, he wasn't famous, but he was a cult leader, so right? So he was the leader of a small group. So he was infamous amongst that group of people. But you got to at least turn a couple people to turn it into a cult. Like eventually it becomes part of it. When you look at social media, you realize that ain't really shit, right? It ain't really shit to have a following. You know what I'm saying? 500 followers on social media is pathetic, right? But 500 in real life. Yo. You're the man. Jim Jones. He's like, wow. Especially in 67. Yeah, man. You get 10 people to kill yourself in 67? Oh my God. I'm gonna kill myself. 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