Joe Rogan Learns Why Thieves Lose their Right Hands in Saudia Arabia

I want an elk. You do. You need to get one of those in your life. You don't invite me. It's great. Listen, you don't do it anymore. You don't really do it. Dude, I'm dead-eye. I'm game-eye. Sweetie, I love you. There's the level between doing what we did where you have a rifle and doing what we did. Oh, no, you're doing bows. It's so much work to get to the point where you can do it efficiently. Oh, because you're doing bow hunts. How about I show up with a gun? You could definitely do that if it's legal to have a gun. The place for that for you would be Hawaii. Really? Yes, Lanai, Axis Deer. You and I need to go to my friend's property in New Zealand and shoot those red shacks. I'm sure. But they probably need to shoot those too. They do. Because New Zealand doesn't have any predators. He's got five private beaches. He's got some money. Bring some wolves to New Zealand. Dude. What could go wrong? Great idea. We need to go to his place. He jet skis with fucking orcas. He sends me video. He's on his jet ski on his private beach. He goes, ah, orcas under him. The first family that gets eaten inside their tent by wolves. And that can happen and has happened in history, folks. The first family that that never happens to, we're all going to have a big wake-up call as to what a wolf is. It's not that I don't love wolves. I do love wolves. And I went to that wolf connection, that rescue, out in the Cent-Palmdale. I went to it really recently with Forrest Galante. Did you see wolves? It's amazing. Yeah. I hung out with them. They're cool as fuck. Pure wolves are hybrids. Most of them are hybrids. One of them was about as close to a pure wolf as you can get. You couldn't do a goddamn thing with them. This guy said that one time he had monished them for a food fight and he was incorrect. And the wolf hasn't spoken to him since. What? The wolf's like, fuck you. He used to be able to pet him, put him on leash, take him out. Now the wolf won't let him anywhere near him. He decided the guy was a cunt three years ago. Male wolves will challenge you. And you know certain animals like camels. Camels, if they like you, you're good. If they don't like you, they'll piss on you, they'll spit on you, and they will grab you and bite you and throw you. They pick you up by your neck with their teeth. I've seen that. Bro, I saw a guy trying to kill a camel. He was trying to, there's like a certain way they kill camels for some religious food. But in a certain way they kill them with a knife, they slice their throat. And he was doing that and this camel was not having it. And he grabs him by the back of the neck and just fucking whips him through the air. You realize how strong a camel is. It bites your neck. You're a 150 pound man. You're going flying. You're going flying, dude. He'll chuck you. He'll chuck you like you throw a house cat. Bourdain ate camel. He said it was really good. So did I. Did you eat it? Yeah. What is it like? Delicious. What does it taste like? It's like a goat, you know, I guess. A lot of times in Saudi Arabia you would eat a camel with a huge feast. You'd put a goat inside the camel. Wow. Oh, here's one. This guy's trying to slice. Yeah, this is another one. Okay, yeah, right there. Look at that guy. Oh! Boom, son. That thing picked him up by his head. He got his whole head in there. Look at that. Yikes. That's his whole head. Oh my God, that wasn't even just the neck. That thing grabbed his whole head. He's got to be fucked up. Bro, he might be paralyzed. Nice moving, thank God. Look at that. God damn it, just grabbed his whole head. It picked him up by his head. Dude, that could easily break your neck. Fuck it. Especially if it didn't let go. What if it shook him? Yeah, that'd be a bad situation. You know what I'm saying? He held onto the head and shook him a bunch of times? That thing is mean. Fuck, dude. Yeah, don't fuck with camels. Yeah. So it's like a goat. It's a lot of meat. It's a lot of meat. How many people ate that camel? I don't remember. I was a kid by the way. I was 14, 13 when I ate it. So I'm saying goat, but I don't remember. They eat with their hands, right? Eat with your right hand? Yes. You do everything with your right hand. And you wash your ass with your left hand. You do dirty things with your left hand. You never give anybody your left hand to shake. So when you're caught stealing traditionally, and so do they, we cut off your right hand. Oh my God, you have to eat with your shit hand. You have to be the last one to wait. You'd have to, in the goat crab, you'd be the last one to eat. Oh my God. So you'd have what was left over. Oh my God. Yeah. What do you do then? Just kill the guy? Like, why do you want to live like this? No, you live with one hand. It's fine. Figure it out.