Joe Rogan is Perplexed by Barbecue Potato Chips

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Luis J. Gomez

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Luis J. Gomez is a stand-up comic, writer, and producer. He's a host of multiple podcasts, including "Legion of Skanks" with Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Smith, and "Real Ass Podcast" with Zac Amico. www.luisofskanks.com

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What is that stuff? When you get barbeque chips? What is that? What is barbeque? Because first of all, it does not taste like barbeque. It has a taste, and that taste is barbeque potato chip taste. It's not barbeque taste. It's an orange dust, whatever the flavor is, yeah. Grape flavor doesn't taste like grapes at all. Not at all! But you know, like, if you have a grape bubblegum, but if someone gives you a piece of grape bubblegum, you're like, oh, this is grape. Like, bitch, that doesn't taste like a grape. Yeah, not at all. That's so true. Yeah, it is true. So true. Yeah. Orange soda, bitch. That is not orange. Like, what is that? This is not the taste of orange at all. This doesn't taste like orange. Yeah. That's weird. That's weird. I have a, dude, food, it's so fucking bad, dude. What is barbeque potato chips? What the fuck is that taste? Because that's a weird taste, right? That does not taste like barbeque. I tell you this much, it does not grow on the earth. Whatever it is, it's some long words and some scientific-sounding shit that- Methylalanine, a little mild fiscipane. Should not be putting into your body. Oh, there's gotta be some trans fats in them bitches, too. Come on, Joe. It's 2019 easy. You're allowed to say that, still. I don't realize they trans fats? Still allowed to say trans fats. Let's get in there, though. You can say trans. Trans is okay. Don't deviate with new sounds with your face. Yeah. And mean the exact same thing or people get furious. Yeah. Trans fats are okay. Trans fats. If people get mad at you, you say it too much. Like, do you just get off on saying trans? Is that why you say trans fats? I'm allowed to talk.