Joe and Theo Von Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts

Hey, I was supposed to do this the other day, but we didn't. The candles. I had a party, uh, party. I had a podcast. It was kind of a party. Uh, Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, I listened to it. I listened to it. This morning at the gym. And, uh... Careful. Once you open that bag, it's not, it's gnarly. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. It's smelling salts. You're not supposed to open your eyes and waft it. Don't sniff it. Bro, just, uh, just that. That's why I've been kept it. I took it out of my house. And that's fully sealed. Well... It's just smelling salts. Can I try one? Well... You don't try one. It's like, just open up the bag. This is the idea. Okay. Uh, there's a gentleman on the podcast the other day. He's a power lifter, Rob Kearney. And Rob told us, we were talking about smelling salts. The gay power lifter guy? Yeah. Yeah. World's strongest gay is his Instagram. Right. And he was telling us about... God, I'm... It's fucking nasty. Um, he was telling us about smelling salts. We're talking about smelling salts and about, like, it's a big deal. He has actually a smelling salt sponsor. So Jamie went out and got some smelling salts. Alright. And just open that bag. Don't even... By the way, the bottle is completely sealed. Okay. But if you just open up the bag, you'll smell how fucking rank that shit is. It also has the emblem from the Saw movies on it, which is way dicey. Get a whiff. Wow. Wow. Ooh. And that's a sealed bottle. And we're live. It's fully plastic sealed. I feel like we should open it. But if we open it, is it bad to open it in this room? Nah, bud. We can handle some. The warning says, like, don't smell it more than a couple times a day. So, like... Look, but listen. This smell, like, folks, I just want you to know, we're freaking out about the smell. And the plastic is... You hear that? That's Theo taking the plastic off the bottle. So that bitch was sealed up. Oh my God. I'll do a couple of these bitches. I'm in for some things. Okay, get a whiff. Bro, it isn't rock. Don't spill it. I think you're supposed to leave it in there. I don't think you're supposed to take it out. You have to shake it, though. I think you just take a whiff. They do that right before they lift. Are you okay? What? Before they lift what, bro? Before they lift weights. You're not supposed to... Before they lift the fucking universe? Before they lift their future? Take a gander on that with your face header, though. Take a gander on that with that face header, Joe. There's something about... Just holding it up over here is rough. But there's something about this stuff that, like, when you take a whiff of it right before you lift, it's supposed to, like, jolt your nervous system, right? Is that the idea? I think it's so you forget about everything else except for that. I have no idea. Take a ride on that hitter. Boom! Oh my God. The lavera goes down! Holy shit! Holy shit! Is that shocking? Oh my God! Oh my God, that's stunning. I would have never imagined. Take that to the fights this week. That's something you buy at a Nelly concert. Take it to the fights! In case anybody needs it. Me, I'm a loser. You could use it at Lid. Oh Jesus, give me that plastic bag, too. Oh, that's so unnecessary. You want to try it? I'm great. No, you should take a hit. I believe you. No, it's not that bad. Well, it's not painful. Was it worse than that rice, that drink? Yeah, no worries. Get a hit, Jamie. You're going to be fine. You're an adult. My friend Megan gave me this drink from Mexico. It was like turpentine. Yeah. It lights on fire. Whoa, right? Like whoa, Nelly. I'm tearing up. I got one of my eyes tiered. What is that? Is that ammonia, right? I don't know what the fuck it is. And it's a rob. Rob takes a sniff of that shit for you power lifts. I feel like I've smelled that when Kid Pukes in elementary school, that's what they used to clean it up or spray a lot of it. Oh, I think that's different. That's in rock form. I think that's much more potent. You okay? Yeah, I'm good. Just one foot at the back. Oh, yeah. That's tech, huh? Oh, boy. And I can't handle that smoke, baby. So Rob will take a sniff of those before he lifts a 450-pound log over his head. I could see that. I definitely feel more clear. I feel like it's a whole bag of Native American right there, baby. Do you think you should take a sniff of that before you go on stage, maybe? I don't know. It almost gets you too separate from your thoughts. Right. It's so wild. Yeah. It's so jolting. It's good, man. Thank you for that. I think all those power lifters use it, though. I think all of them do, right? Yeah, mostly. It's a big deal. I've seen those guys. They do, and sometimes they get smacked in the face. Their girlfriend will smack them. There's a bunch of these videos of this one dude. They toughen their cheeks up. That's what wakes you up from being knocked out, right? Smells what? It's the same when they break the little thing and they walk it. Yeah, I think that's exactly the same thing. Yes. Yeah. Oh, that would wake me up. I'd be dead. That would bring me back at least for a few minutes. Wow. Jesus Christ. And we are back, man. And we're back. Whoa. My nose is still infected with it. Like, when I take a deep breath, I still smell it. Imagine how small those particles are, and they're just inside your nose. Well, also, we didn't even get any of the dust out. Like, that's in a rock. I don't understand. I think also, do you see it's in a... Yeah. I didn't even look in there. Like a crystal or something. I just trust you. Oh, it is. I didn't look in there. But I just went like that. I didn't have it more than like five inches from my nose. Smells like it's still in wide open in the room. Exactly. I like it. It's in your nose. Yeah. Oh, God. I'm ready. I like that a little. I'll hit a marker sometime. I'll hit a... I like markers. I'll go three hits on Duster, dude. Not enough to fucking damage myself, but I will take a risk with it. There's something about magic markers. Delicious. Yeah, I think even... Pop those, hop. Oh. That's a nice smell. And then smile at somebody after that was my favorite thing to do. Do you like gasoline when you pump your gas? Dude, we had a guy drink gasoline on Halloween one time. This kid, Todd, had to get his stomach... Why did he do that? I don't know. Watch the entire episode for free only on Spotify.